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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
NylonPython said:
This is the only RP he actually gets to do because the Fish are determined to not interact with the plot in any meaningful way. From what I could hear when he came out to camp before he was drowned out by TTS/SFX spam he's sick of this entire process and thought that someone would actually try to LARP on this LARPing show.
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The fish just got burned out and are going through the motions until the end because they correctly observed that production has largely given up and transitioned into the "Smash it" mindset. These are seasoned fish who have been through seasonal collapses before so they're just going to do whatever they find entertaining and hang out with their friends. It was predicted that the larp would become tiresome after several days and right around day 5-7 is exactly where the show started to derail.
 
GZX_ULTRA said:
one of her streams ages ago she mentioned her life post divorce was “work-come home-get stoned-go to bed- rinse & repeat
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Weed pens have help destroy decades worth of the community the US spent fostering. It's genuinely sad to see. Glad she found one with the FT audience.
 
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Foster said:
lmao wasnt she supposed to be doing tattoos and stuff, thats why they gave her extra money
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For “season 3” they were potentially gonna have her come in as a tattoo artist for the house lol. She was also suppose to Tattoo TJ/Brian (idk if they woulda had to pay or whatever) but idk what happened to that
 
attractive_pneumonia said:
The fish just got burned out and are going through the motions until the end because they correctly observed that production has largely given up and transitioned into the "Smash it" mindset. These are seasoned fish who have been through seasonal collapses before so they're just going to do whatever they find entertaining and hang out with their friends. It was predicted that the larp would become tiresome after several days and right around day 5-7 is exactly where the show started to derail.
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I would argue that none of the fish except Jimmy ever really seemed to take the quests/looting locations aspect seriously. Probably why he's at the highest level currently. Tai and Vance don't do anything unless prodded. Letty seems to keep thinking it's a regular season and wants everyone to be against each other. Jon is a retard who doesn't understand the basics. Tay is so forgettable I had to edit this post to include her.
 
curbside2 said:
Weed pens have helped destroyed decades worth of the community the US spent fostering. It's genuinely sad to see. Glad she found one with the FT audience.
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Shes mentioned going sober from weed a few times but always ends up smoking it again lol. Her new addiction is cigarettes. Apparently she didn’t smoke ciggies at all before FT but has been smoking almost daily after season 2
 
Raw Onion Enjoyer said:
It's likely that Mauro will now try to go to journoscum/leftie political streamers to try and "expose" Sam and Fishtank.

He already gave a media interview during S1 and now that he has a grievance I can see him doing it again but with malice. He's a spineless, petty, grifter who admittedly had NO problem working with these alleged pedophiles but now that his paycheck is gone he suddenly decided to step up. Next up he will claim the show is mega racist and deserves to be cancelled because of stuff like "greggers neggers" despite not caring at all before.
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The media won't touch anything fishtank related. In three (well 2.5) seasons of Fishtank just one tiny local news station from Mauro's hometown wrote about it and that's about it. Sam is beyond blacklisted. They've basically unpersoned him to a point where nothing is written about him. To really put it in perspective season 1's finale got 15k live viewers and I think in total 3 articles all from very small outlets wrote about it.
 
Sicko Hunter said:
The media won't touch anything fishtank related. In three (well 2.5) seasons of Fishtank just one tiny local news station from Mauro's hometown wrote about it and that's about it. Sam is beyond blacklisted. They've basically unpersoned him to a point where nothing is written about him. To really put it in perspective season 1's finale got 15k live viewers and I think in total 3 articles all from very small outlets wrote about it.
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NylonPython said:
This is the only RP he actually gets to do because the Fish are determined to not interact with the plot in any meaningful way. From what I could hear when he came out to camp before he was drowned out by TTS/SFX spam he's sick of this entire process and thought that someone would actually try to LARP on this LARPing show.
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seems to be a problem with the fish all seasons so far. none of them really want to go along with any sort of plot or do anything unless prodded by production. before doing something like this again perhaps production needs to sit all the fish down and lecture them on taking larp seriously and actually staying in character. explain to them it is a show and they need to do more than nothing, the expectation is to role play.
 
attractive_pneumonia said:
The fish just got burned out and are going through the motions until the end because they correctly observed that production has largely given up and transitioned into the "Smash it" mindset. These are seasoned fish who have been through seasonal collapses before so they're just going to do whatever they find entertaining and hang out with their friends. It was predicted that the larp would become tiresome after several days and right around day 5-7 is exactly where the show started to derail.
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Yeah this would’ve been better as a few days with the big ending on the fourth. If they packed in events all day instead of having a few spread out it’ll be better.
 
Neo-Nazi Rich Evans said:
seems to be a problem with the fish all seasons so far. none of them really want to go along with any sort of plot or do anything unless prodded by production. before doing something like this again perhaps production needs to sit all the fish down and lecture them on taking larp seriously and actually staying in character. explain to them it is a show and they need to do more than nothing, the expectation is to role play.
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I'm not faulting production hard for this, but I think the better method is to incentivize proper behavior with a reward system. The good RPers get to do more fun stuff or actual rewards and words of approval, the bad RPers get nothing and occasionally some sort of punishment.

Fish on Fishtank are more or less like dealing with middle schoolers.
 
curbside2 said:
A generation of kids have grown up with a primary interest in becoming influencers. Children once dreamt of becoming astronauts. This had a direct effect on literature/movies/etc. Now, Mauro is your average kid. Not interesting enough to be worthy of attention. But demanding it none the less.
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No disagreement here, but I would say Mauro's tantrum has more to do with him just being an entitled welfare beaner. I won't pretend being a social media influencer is a noble thing or contributes to society, or is in anyway as difficult as hard labor, but you do have to bust ass creatively, network with the right people, etc to be an influencer of note, there's a lot of shit that goes behind the scenes with it. This motherfucker can't even do that. He has zero content on Youtube, he has like a half dozen selfies on his IG, he barely tweeted before all this happened, and he refused to even be on camera. He just saw "FREE FOOD AND ALCOHOL" on the ad and wanted to dip in.

To think ~2 million Mauros cross the southern border every year...
 
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What is my mans doing, A lawsuit for what? He's acting like they made him walk home
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Neo-Nazi Rich Evans said:
seems to be a problem with the fish all seasons so far. none of them really want to go along with any sort of plot or do anything unless prodded by production. before doing something like this again perhaps production needs to sit all the fish down and lecture them on taking larp seriously and actually staying in character. explain to them it is a show and they need to do more than nothing, the expectation is to role play.
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Trish isnt even dressed as Voo Doo Mama Juju at this point lmao shes just reverted back to Trish
 
I know she's been forgotten like Summer but Betty is apologizing again (for real this time). Hope she doesn't delete it afterwards and join the fat Mexican faggot's lawsuit crusade (Tweet/Archive)

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Aidan said:
I'm not faulting production hard for this, but I think the better method is to incentivize proper behavior with a reward system. The good RPers get to do more fun stuff or actual rewards and words of approval, the bad RPers get nothing and occasionally some sort of punishment.

Fish on Fishtank are more or less like dealing with middle schoolers.
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Unfortunately they kind of did the opposite (which is understandable) by letting Jon just do whatever he wants because he refuses to learn the RP and just breaks game rules. If they punished him, he'd just leave. It's a balancing act of making sure people don't leave when there's no prize money (to his knowledge) on the line.
 
Meowstery said:
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What is my mans doing, A lawsuit for what? He's acting like they made him walk home
T/A
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With how much of a bitch he is about the money they could've payed him $5 after expenses.
Don't let him live in the house. Just shoot him a big number that'll be enough for his own lodging, food (for one), and travel. Let him realize his mistake after the show ends.

It'll be an expensive joke but it would've been funny to watch someone with zero foresight sperging out about being retarded.
Even Dunyae was smart enough to realize that the "low pay" was alright since literally everything is covered by MDE. They're all living in the Season 3 house for free, fed, and having their travel payed for, what's there to complain about?
 
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