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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
If I recall, didn't the thread reveal that Sam grew up very very wealthy or am I wrong?
Jet hates Kiwifarms because A) He's loyal to 4chan he got his start there are a tripfag on /r9k/ and of course on 4chan Kiwis are known as "Kiwitroons" (a website dedicated to hating trannies is full of troons makes sense) and B) In the Sam thread people posted personal info about his dad and childhood which really pissed him off.
 
I can't watch much because of work things but it seems Xay has become The Duke's Vampire after a blood ritual. Hope Xavier isn't too upset!
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If I recall, didn't the thread reveal that Sam grew up very very wealthy or am I wrong?
Yes. Sam's dad is a doctor and he went to really nice private schools and also paid 250k for Sambo to go to Rhode Island School of design the top art school in north America. Sam then wrecked a sports car of his refused to pay him and some other drama shit and his dad totally cut off financial support. Pretty sure he also mentioned his dad donating something like 20k to Yale to try and get him in too.
 
I might be alone in this, but watching Jon on the show live is terrible. He does drive a lot of the content you see clipped but he has almost no ability to just chill out. He wears the rest of the fish down and kills most of the nice relaxing moments that balance the show if you watch live. He's digestible in short clips, but when nothing is going on he's usually yelling some retarded annoying shit that is physically difficult to listen to because he's constantly peaking the microphone.

Jimmy on the other hand does yap a lot, but it's normally entertaining because of how random or deranged it is. He does a great job of filling dead air and seems to be having a genuinely good time this season which lifts the mood quite a bit in my opinion. It will be interesting to see how he does content-wise now that he can't clash with Jon though. He seems to have a good heart even though he's a degenerate with a short fuse (which is understandable due to his background). If he resolved his issues with women he'd be genuinely likable.

Aside from the few moments of sperging (Tay) and tard rage (Jon & Jimmy), the fish this season seem to be leaning more into the friendtank aspect of the show. Combined with the goofy larp concept, things are much more lighthearted overall, which makes this the best season so far for me.
 
Jet hates Kiwifarms because A) He's loyal to 4chan he got his start there are a tripfag on /r9k/
he was a tripfag? that is about the worst thing you could tell me beside him being a troon to make me despise him. only the biggest of big faggots are tripfags. hey guys let me go to a site where the big thing is being anon but make it special so people know it's me because im such a special little faggot.

it is such a girl on the internet thing to do as well; hey, i need extra special attention because i am so special, pay attention to me. there is no other reason why anyone would tripfag unless they are womanly faggots looking for attention. and attention from 4chan no less. god, what a niggerfaggot. the fact that he is a tripfag makes me gald he hates us. if a tripfag doesnt like you then you are on the right path.

Kill tripfags. Behead tripfags. Roundhouse kick a tripfags into the concrete. Slam dunk a tripfags into the trashcan. Crucify filthy tripfags. Defecate in a tripfags's food. Launch tripfags into the sun. Stir fry tripfags in a wok. Toss tripfags into active volcanoes. Urinate into a tripfags's gas tank. Judo throw tripfags into a wood chipper. Twist tripfags's heads off. Report tripfags to the Null. Karate chop tripfags in half. Curb stomp tripfags. Trap tripfags in quicksand. Crush tripfags in the trash compactor. Liquefy tripfags in a vat of acid. Eat tripfags. Dissect tripfags. Exterminate tripfags in the gas chamber. Stomp tripfags skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate tripfags in the oven. Lobotomize tripfags. Mandatory abortions for tripfags. Grind tripfags fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown tripfags in fried chicken grease. Vaporize tripfags with a ray gun. Kick old tripfags down the stairs. Feed tripfags to alligators. Slice tripfags with a katana.

sorry, i hate tripfaggotry so much. rate me mati or dumb or autistic, i just had to rant about tripfags

on 4chan Kiwis are known as "Kiwitroons" (a website dedicated to hating trannies is full of troons makes sense)

ironically, 4chan is the site which is overflowing with troons. i hate to break it to you, but if you are on 4chan complaining about troons then you are on the wrong site.
 
Yes. Sam's dad is a doctor and he went to really nice private schools and also paid 250k for Sambo to go to Rhode Island School of design the top art school in north America. Sam then wrecked a sports car of his refused to pay him and some other drama shit and his dad totally cut off financial support. Pretty sure he also mentioned his dad donating something like 20k to Yale to try and get him in too.
Damn well I hope they have some sort of relationship now. Have you got a link to that thread.
 
I might be alone in this, but watching Jon on the show live is terrible. He does drive a lot of the content you see clipped but he has almost no ability to just chill out. He wears the rest of the fish down and kills most of the nice relaxing moments that balance the show if you watch live. He's digestible in short clips, but when nothing is going on he's usually yelling some retarded annoying shit that is physically difficult to listen to because he's constantly peaking the microphone.
Yeah, I can't stand Jon either, but he drives content, he sets the others off. It's sort of a fine line.

no need to get upset
This sort of mindset is so stupid, me pointing out you are being dumb doesn't mean i'm mad. It means you are dumb.
It's all good man, we don't even really disagree, I was trying to add more context, and for some reason you thought it wasn't needed. Doesn't matter much, at this point i'm just sort of sidetrackign stuff, i'm done responding to this.
 
I don't know Jet has a problem with KiwiFarms considering how the FishTank chat is just being way over the top calling Tayleigh ugly and saying all sorts of mean horrendeous shit.
tell me you've never been in sneedchat without telling me you don't post in sneedchat

sneedchat is best chat, it is the best place to watch fishtank
 
ironically, 4chan is the site which is overflowing with troons. i hate to break it to you, but if you are on 4chan complaining about troons then you are on the wrong site.
It's projection. 4chan has done more to help along the depressed anime fan NEET to tranny pipeline then almost any website. They also have multiple tranny's moderating the site if you want to believe the rumors. I don't doubt it. I mean shit /lgbt/ is filled with them.
 
Goblin attacked basecamp then Tai pulled a classic move of pants.
 
If I recall, didn't the thread reveal that Sam grew up very very wealthy or am I wrong?
I think it was pretty much an open secret. I'm pretty sure his father has an MD and JD from Yale. I'm like 50-50 on whether or not he's teaching at Georgetown right now. His stepmother was also a vice president of a big hospital in NY.
 
It's projection. 4chan has done more to help along the depressed anime fan NEET to tranny pipeline then almost any website. They also have multiple tranny's moderating the site if you want to believe the rumors. I don't doubt it. I mean shit /lgbt/ is filled with them.
Hell, the tranny grooming discords started on /r9k/ all the way back in the mid '10s.
 
Creature has come back as 'Mary', Vance is supposed to be Jimmy's wingman to try and set her up with him.

Jimmy is upset and says 'the bit is gay' and wants it to stop, doesn't like it.
 
Sam and Jet seem to be pushing some kind of arc with "The Creature" a former NPC now Jon's replacement(?) and Jimmy. I believe her socials have been posted earlier in the thread, but she's a former e-girl/camwhore.
Jimmy's been spotted hanging out by himself at the downs at night since he's been told she'd be there. This happened 3 nights in a row and she never showed up.
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(Jet twitter)

She's playing into it since she kissed Jon on the cheek to irk Jimmy.


This was further pushed by the Duke.


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earlier tonight letty sat down in schitty with Trish & they basically had a 1 hour conversation with Sam & sensei Scott (letty had her body cam on)


it devolved into listing all the reasons Indian men are gross and undesirable (via Letty) at the end lmao
 
earlier tonight letty sat down in schitty with Trish & they basically had a 1 hour conversation with Sam & sensei Scott (letty had her body cam on)


it devolved into listing all the reasons Indian men are gross and undesirable (via Letty) at the end lmao
Please tell me someone clipped this
 
Please tell me someone clipped this
same here
Even better: Sam basically started telling her “just say you’re racist theres nothing wrong with being racist”
Both Letty & Trish spent the next 10 minutes trying to explain that they aren’t racist because they only hate PoC men and will only date white men but PoC women are fine lmao


I forgot to add: Letty started taking Scott to task for the whole having Trish as his RP wife while hes actively married irl lol
 
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