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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
At ~0630 it appears as if 4/3 remain in the cell on the tower challenge lmao. Greg showed up for an early morning chat apparently.
~0640 were getting a neat little clipshow of the night with liveshots mixed in of the camp cams with the S1 music playing. Kinda kino. Then it ends and back to sleepinghamstertank.
 
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BingBongDingDong said:
Tay shoots cryo with her rifle and he throws a hissy fit and leaves the room. While production is talking him of the ledge she whispers to jet she doesnt feel safe with him without a gun or something lol, saying the other fella is fine. They both leave and come back.
It apparently wasnt the first time she shot him tonight so good on tay. I hope there are good clips from this night because it seems pretty funny.
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Here it is. If Oddbod is autistic then he's one of those mild-mannered European autists. Also did she even get him at all? I feel like she just shot at the wood chips close to him and he yelped out of fear.

CHIP: "Did she shoot you in the head?
CRYO: "No."
CHIP: "Then sit back down."


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curbside2 said:
She does well (from an entertainment standpoint) during confrontations. Season 2 was nothing but forced confrontations after the first 7 days. So, it was her time to shine. She's less interesting during the chill parts.
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This, and also when competing against others. The only time she's had confrontations this season was against Jon and that was only a couple of times and they all ended quickly. If this was a regular season with challenges and drama she would've fared much better. When it's just larping and friendtank she's more of a background character.
 
Aristides said:
Here it is. If Oddbod is autistic then he's one of those mild-mannered European autists. Also did she even get him at all? I feel like she just shot at the sawdust close to him and he yelped out of fear.

CHIP: "Did she shoot you in the head?
CRYO: "No."
CHIP: "Then sit back down."

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'She's just going to shoot me this entire season.'
This shit is a fucking memory in 48 hours. They should've done more activities with who was left. OddBod seems okay.
 
hahaha hear me out guys.... ~le soy face Tay (she's ugly lol !) is gonna spend the night with .... wait for it..... ~le fat pervert guy and some other epic nerd loser.... it's gonna be epic cause she like, deserves to be le bullied !
holy fuck this shit's fuckin pathetic, a season with Xavier to entertain the viewers and people (Jet?) rather watch ... ~le hellhouse torture shit with some lolcow retards no one cares about
 
I Will Stop.....in 3 min said:
hahaha hear me out guys.... ~le soy face Tay (she's ugly lol !) is gonna spend the night with .... wait for it..... ~le fat pervert guy and some other epic nerd loser.... it's gonna be epic cause she like, deserves to be le bullied !
holy fuck this shit's fuckin pathetic, a season with Xavier to entertain the viewers and people (Jet?) rather watch ... ~le hellhouse torture shit with some lolcow retards no one cares about
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This cell and tower nonsense better be there so they can set up a great finale with lots of Xavier and silliness.
 
I'mma real anime gurl said:
These niggers are robbing the actual fish in the tower. We're missing out on chill fishes and goblin shenanigans for two actual wiggers. I want someone to ruin these two fuckers and send Dumbgay in there too.
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Were gonna be missing it for AGES too


Dumbgay said on his ig live that season 2.5 episodes wont be out for absolutely ages

Typical Goyran Neptune Kino
 
kitsuragi said:
I don't get it. There is so much talk about "lore reset" and all other kinds of shit. How?`There is like 12 hours (+8 hours of sleep) of this to go. How is he going to cram all of that in there?
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If you lower your standards enough you can achieve anything.
 
Just tuned in. Cryokeen is going to fucking die on the show due to this sleep apnea. The guy is going 20 seconds without breathing after each snore gasp. I've never actually watched sleep apnea kill someone in real time, this is horrifying.

PSA to all fatties in the thread, please get a sleep apnea mask if you're suffocating in your sleep.
 
Peaceful sounds of nature
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Fat fuck snoring and snorting and gasping for air
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Foster said:
lmao
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"What have I ever done to you Tayliegh? :c"
Dick Cheney Respecter said:

Cryokeen 4k+ Discord messages dump as of 06/27/2024, taken via @spy.pet​

Username: cryokeen
Discord ID: 534841677785989160
Pro-tip: CTRL+F every female fishtank casts to find more funny. Here are some samples:

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They should give her a real gun.

He's still seething, throwing a pity party for himself. "Everything is always my fault I'm a piece of shit." Nobody's disagreeing lol.
The sound is bad, TTS is stupid loud but the fish (hamsters?) are muffled.

Edit: Holy shit he's crying! "This is the worst experience of my life" it's been what, six hours?
Get that box off him, I wanna see.
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"Greg cries maybe I could have a Greg arc. I saw him out there, he barely even acknowledged my existence. He was in my livechat and he's pretending not to know who I am"
"Tay would you feel more comfortable if I left the show?
"Yeah" NO hesitation
 
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went to sleep shortly after they locked them all in that room but my first thought was damn that guy with the long hair makes it look pretty fun to swim around in the wood like a hamster, he looks like he's having tons of fun in there

meanwhile cryo has been sobbing and crying nonstop, very funny
 
I missed a single day and there's new retards in a house, someone is crying because they got shot with an airsoft gun, and the Hell In the Tower challenge seems to have been split into 2 different 'locked in' challenges. Can someone explained what I missed or is that about it. Do the house people get anything for staying inside? That LOOKS like the season 2 house just from the room layout
 
Cryo and Odd are talking about the weirdest thing they've said about fish. Odd said his was calling Jon gay, Cryo implied his was the same. Funniest thing production could do right now is print the discord logs.

Edit: She's dragging him for watching the bathroom cams.
"Waah, she just won't let it go I'm leaving" door confirmed not locked from the outside.
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