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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
Aidan said:
Correct, and the people showing "kino" shots from the show and attributing them to Jet definitely get to his head. If you leave a camera on in any active area for weeks at a time, it's inevitable that you will get some good pictures. Like the mirrors in B3 during season 2, one time it perfectly framed 3 people talking and people questioned if that was deliberate, as if Jet put the mirrors in such a way and had the people stand in such a way during a casual conversation.

Things line up sometimes and when they do it's great. When they don't, you don't think about it.
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this is my favorite shot of the season. i call it the corruption of jon. no way it was intentional.
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Get the rope Macaulay! said:
I think this is a real 1000 monkeys on typewriters sort of thing. just based on how much he fucks up and a general knowledge of the fanbase, with so many autists watching eventually you'll catch some kino. A perfect example is this photo, literally just taken by a passerby with a camera right when FDR died, it became iconic that year but it wasn't staged or planned and only exists because a guy with a camera was walking past and thought it would look nice. View attachment 6166618

Jet's inability to give a fuck really forces me to believe its a lot more blind luck than him planning it all out
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true, but the reason why these events are so common in fishtank is the surreality of it all.
 
KingFrampt said:
Merch shoot for this presumably https://www.loveamerica.online/products/jontent-tank-top-4
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$55 for that retarded tank top?! I guess you'd have to be stupid enough to pay $55 if you're stupid enough to even want to wear it in the first place.

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Holy shit, that's embarrassing. His drawings/sticker collages and "sculptures" look like a 1st-grader's. He appears to have a table set up at a crafts market—I absolutely hate when people entirely bereft of talent have the audacity to try and sell me something so poorly executed and ugly. If he legitimately gave Bex that Gumby-Goldstriker homunculus turd, that is hilarious.

snort inquisition said:
the boxing shit is so fucking annoying man
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I don't particularly mind it. I try to learn a thing or two while he gives tips—it's like a free lesson. The fights are fun too, if nothing else, just to see who would kick whose ass.

snort inquisition said:
it's just caffeine powder but they've been pretending it's coke and calling it coke most of the time they mention it

it really is just caffeine powder lmao
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I trust your assessment of the situation.

Get the rope Macaulay! said:
A perfect example is this photo, literally just taken by a passerby with a camera right when FDR died, it became iconic that year but it wasn't staged or planned and only exists because a guy with a camera was walking past and thought it would look nice. View attachment 6166618
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Ok but also the "guy with the camera" was Stanley fucking Kubrick.
 
Only thing worth mentioning is during the whole ending of the cell Scott has been waking around yelling Ifunny.com . It's a dumb gag but it's making me laugh
 
Jet is telling Taylor and TJ they're going to die soon.
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Canon dead, planning on killing more at basecamp.
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TJ lost his phone in the wood chips lol
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The Tall Man said:
Less playing pretend and more directing would be a neptunian idea.
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Too late. Jet has now inserted himself as a borderlands tier villain as a twist that he killed creature. He is doing a bad parody of xavier's accent which makes him sound like doctor who. It is painfully unfunny and has once again soured my opinion of him. You can tell by his voice he thinks this is the funniest shit.
 
Telecom said:
Too late. Jet has now inserted himself as a borderlands tier villain as a twist that he killed creature. He is doing a bad parody of xavier's accent which makes him sound like doctor who. It is painfully unfunny and has once again soured my opinion of him. You can tell by his voice he thinks this is the funniest shit.
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Can Xavier in canon kill Jet and keep him as the director and funny voice man instead of gay faggot characters.
 
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