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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Iirc he was involved with editing Frank Hassle’s vids and can be seen briefly in a couple of them. Dude keeps a pretty low profile. I’m not even sure if he’s on social media beyond his Xavier account.
he really does keep a low profile, i remember him mentioning in the QnA reveal stream that he would like to do more characters. i assumed that we were going to see him a lot in mde or something after that, didn't expect him to be off the radar for such a long time
 
I wasn't able to watch anything really over the holiday weekend so just came in for the ending, I saw they actually brought in that retard Cryokeen and it appears he was just a massive weenie and stormed off. I guess the joke there was just to humiliate that tool or did he give them a shitload of money to humiliate himself?
I'm pretty sure he lives off a tugboat. He did some dating show on Lance's stream a while ago, apparently showed up drunk and made a total retard of himself, and spent the next week bitching that Lance owed him $20 on Twitter.
 
Found Xavier's Mask.
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I guess the joke there was just to humiliate that tool
He was brought in as a living totem of everything Tayleigh was pissed off about with the fanbase, harassed and humiliated by her with much fanfare. The most hilarious part was that Tayleigh knew of Cyrokeen before this season, and had a very low opinion of him to begin with. When the sexpest TTS started coming through quoting his discord logs it was fucking amazing seeing how fast the tension ratcheted up.
 
Looking through my screenshot folder I realized how many great shots of Sam and Fatty there are from this season. Like dude look at this they really do look like a movie villain duo.
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So then, what’s the ETA on the s2 episodes being released? I heard they were supposed to come out once this season was done. I’m actually really looking forward to them.
 
So then, what’s the ETA on the s2 episodes being released? I heard they were supposed to come out once this season was done. I’m actually really looking forward to them.
Probably when WP2 comes out (never). Jet probably still has PTSD from the failure that was the S1 edit.
 
i very much enjoyed what i saw of S2.5, thought it was great. really liked the fish here, i have a few complaints about them not staying in character and stuff about production not prodding the fish to take quest more serious. but overall great season.


now that it is over looks like i can actually get some work done now. between now and august ill be productive again.
Did we ever figure out who played Xavier’s girlfriend? She was good!
pretty sure that was jace. he is just that good he can play two characters simultaneously.
 
A small bit I liked this season was how much Tai hated the goblin showing up, he would drop everything and lock in to give him a wedgie or bully him away.

Also, the drone cam. Probably my favorite character.
 
Probably when WP2 comes out (never). Jet probably still has PTSD from the failure that was the S1 edit.
Those first few episodes of the fishtank season 1 edit were really botched. Trying to cram so much content into 25 minute video does not work. I'm really glad Jet brought in editors to do the rest the later episodes are very strong.
 
A lot of favorite moments.
The Gregger's Neggers part was pretty funny today.
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Xavier's GF fit really well for him.
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Wish they did more things with the goblin.
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Vance raping that woman in self-defense in 2018 was a good final moment for him.
Overall favorite npcs were Sheriff Ben/Deputy Brian and Blacksmith and his wife.
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Thought having someone in blackface as Blade for the vampire rave is a missed opportunity though.
 
His job is sitting and watching a boiler and making sure it doesn't explode. He works the night shift, and I assume the only reason he's able to maintain the job is because he doesn't interact with anyone.
Kind of like Jack Torrance. Ironic.
Is it really only a month? That's incredible
They are filming on the season 3 house property. The Cell with the woodchips is one of the rooms in the house.
Okay see you all next season. Hopefully by then i'll learn to post better
Well, I like you, penis faced moose thing.
probably one of my favorite jokes in hindsight, knowing that it was all just fake. All the stuff they couldnt do (or made the fish do) on behalf of the sponsor was all just a gaslight
The iFunny zombie/vampire was one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
A few things I haven't seen posted regarding the ending. Letty's character is canonically pregnant with Jon's half vampire baby (yes really). Xavier also said to continue following him on twitter while also referencing possible future appearances. Looking forward to it.
Hopefully we see him again in some capacity.

Season 2.5 was a big improvement over Season 2. Better use of the director cam. POV cam. Evolution of the "sharks" in the form of the goblin, bear, raccoon, vampires. Engaging (freeloaders) NPCs. The evolution of "the cell" in the season 3 house. More fun and less mean-spirited vibe for most of it. Lots of Neptunian Imagery.

Unfortunately, much like the prior season they lost focus during the final stretch.
 
Outside of Xavier and Duke's bits Jon calling being spat on by Jimmy first sexual assault then escalating it to "Attempted muwdah" to me is probably the funniest moment in the season. It's one of those once a season unscriptable organic retard moments.
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