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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Well I guess that explains it.
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This is the Onlyfans girl btw
 
Tsunade-sama said:
Mulatto OF whore lmaoooooooooooo TJ bro :lit:

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Taylor is trashy but in a kinda cute way, this creature is gross that somehow the girl with the septum piecing is less of a whore than a mixed mutt onlyfans whore with no body at all.

Blitzsneed said:
>Lubecooch cheating on Taylor with an OF homewrecker
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Jimmy vindicated.
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TJ got two girls, Jimmy just has Dumbgay
 
Marche said:
Taylor is trashy but in a kinda cute way, this creature is gross that somehow the girl with the septum piecing is less of a whore than a mixed mutt onlyfans whore with no body at all.
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The mulatta has a horse face, so it ain't surprising TJ chose her. He's got his own Princess Twilight Spackle now.
 
Blitzsneed said:
Telling that he has 40 boys ready to go isn't a thing he should brag about.
Jonathan gay. Shoutout to Nick Flentus.
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That is how he referred to the group sending coded messages to tip him off on the show.

I think this is also in reference to his campaign staff right? Not sure about that.
Those 40 boys sure do a lot for him.
 
it is baffling to me to see situations like this. ive seen countless cases of guys cheating far far down from what they got and i never understand it. guys will ruin a good relationship they have with a good looking woman who loves them by lusting over some mid tier trash woman who is only looking for a temp fuck buddy. i really truly dont get it.

taylor was far above this creature and clearly was in love with tj. from what i can tell looking in form an outsider he had a good relationship going with her, and he ruined it over that thing. why do guys do this?
 
Jimmybros stay winning

Seriously though the three finalist of fishtank s2 don't have a happy ending huh? Tay stop streaming, Shinji is back to whoring, and the main man TJ dump his women for a horsefaced hoe.
 
Strong like Bruce Willis said:
Tay stop streaming,
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She's returning later this month but who knows how it will go. She clearly doesn't want to pander to 4chan anymore following what happened on S2.5 and its hiatus so her streams might be much smaller and less profitable but she's still made over 10k from them before her break. And she's also got a boyfriend from the show too so I guess you could say she got a happy-ish ending (for now)
 
Strong like Bruce Willis said:
Seriously though the three finalist of fishtank s2 don't have a happy ending huh? Tay stop streaming, Shinji is back to whoring, and the main man TJ dump his women for a horsefaced hoe.
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Tay never really viewed streaming as a viable long term career though, it was more a socialization thing she enjoyed but grew increasingly annoyed with as the schizophrenics came back out of the woodworks when 2.5 got announced. Her focus was always on her crochet business and she stopped streaming on Sundays because of it. Her "problem" is that the crochet commissions were too successful and her backlog still has another month or two by her most recent estimation.

Shinji was doomed from the outset and even if he won it would have covered only half a years tuition. TJ is the architect of his own disasters and you could extend "bad ending" to Trish as well, she moved to Austin and had her car vandalized 3 times which more or less bankrupted her trying to keep repairing the smashed out windows or damage from people intentionally crashing into her car.
 
This just drives home how hard it was to root for any of the S2 fish. They kinda range from cool but not that interesting, to downright scumbags. But at least with TJ there was some kind of a story of character growth you could latch onto, but it was always bound for a huge reality check at some point. In hindsight Tayleigh was probably the strongest contestant, but Greg was the main character.

I'm thinking back on the tower challenge in Bloodgames and how it'd be all fun and party so long as either Jimmy or Tayleigh showed up to bring the whole mood down. What a contrast with the S1 cast.
 
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Didn't choose the Blonde Princess or the Black Queen Fangirl. Chose the worst of both worlds, a OF whore in-between mutt. What a loser.
 
As an outspoken TJ hater I will say this development makes me laugh. Just confirms what a legit dumbass TJ is.

Also, TJ has always given off troon chaser vibes so I'm surprised he cheated on Taylor with an actual woman.

Taylor should count herself lucky for getting rid of TJ, outside of using him for money I never understood why any decent looking and halfway sane woman would want to date a mush mouth degenerate coomer that gets off to incest and horse porn. Taylor might have some flaws but she's cute enough that she can do WAY better than a loser like TJ.
 
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