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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
CoolFool said:
I bet TJ asked Taylor if they could make their relationship poly after being confronted lol
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It's almost too perfect of a story that after escaping the allegations, winning the show and getting the girl, LubeCooch's porn rotten brain would make him throw it all away. This is the true character arc of season 2.
 
I think people are giving TJ way more credit than he deserves. The man we saw on season 2 is barely sapient. He doesn't think. He just does. He got with Taylor because she was hot. He got with this thot because he thinks she's hot. He just doesn't think. He didn't think messaging another woman whilst he was in a relationship was a problem because he has a nigger like mind and can't establish causality beyond 10 second intervals. He "didn't cheat" because his immediate needs no matter how degenerate are always the most important, most normal thing. And TJ cannot think outside of himself.
 
TJ had the good graces of many in the FT community for being a Make a Wish kid for FT. He had potential to be the redemptive story the show could point to for investors to show they provide benefits to people's lives. TJ got a pass from criticism for me and others despite the fact that Taylor is extremely out of his league.

TJ is retarded coomer who will continue to sabotage himself without a set structure. If left to his own devices, he will continue to jerk off on his adderall prescription and write movie reviews to superhero movies, making no benefit to his life. TJ got a full pass from the community in 2.5. No lubecooch donos, no FT cast trying to steal Taylor from him, nothing. He had the green light to do something with his life.

He leaves beautiful, sweet Taylor with her stupid fucking nose ring for a fucking black person? TJ if you were doing more with your life Taylor probably wouldn't have cared as much, but you're basically like a male Letty when left to your own devices. You had a total free pass and fumbled the bag.

Your instagram is bossneighborTJ? Is that you taking Jimmy's nickname for yourself cause you're not creative enough to come up with a name of your own? Pretty fucking lame.

Taylor is more than entitled to put TJ on blast. Despite having a completely retarded and ugly nose ring, she's extremely beautiful and enjoyable to be around.
 
TwistedFreak said:
Your instagram is bossneighborTJ? Is that you taking Jimmy's nickname for yourself cause you're not creative enough to come up with a name of your own? Pretty fucking lame.
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TJ is genuinely low iq. Look at his letterboxd comments. His steam name is also BossNeighborTJ along with youtube and twitter. His twitch is bruhigottwitch.
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DotDem said:
What pussy does to an autistic nigga.
Seriously, how do you fumble so hard? You got a girl who is willing to fly out from the other end of the country for you and you are texting this ugly hoe behind her back?
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Men often choose the "other woman" because she's less demanding than his main chick. That's why a guy who has a beautiful girl will cheat with an uggo.

The uggo doesn't expect birthday gifts or dinners out or meetings with the parents or engagement rings. Uggos are happy with a little attention via text or phone and an occasional dose of retard dick. It's also OK for a man to reveal his most degenerate desires to the uggo, because if she says no, he can just find another uggo to do it. Beautiful main chick would probably dump him just for asking.

That's why they call sluts "easy"---they're easy to deal with, don't ask for much, and they'll do what "nice girls" won't. This creature seems like she isn't a "nice girl" at all. Whereas Taylor seems she was putting a bit of pressure on ol Lubecooch, moving in with him and expecting him to act like a respectable man who's worthy of her (not that these are unreasonable desires on Taylor's part). These things were just too much for TJ to handle---batting out of his league. I wish them both well.
 
Steinercard said:
I think people are giving TJ way more credit than he deserves. The man we saw on season 2 is barely sapient. He doesn't think. He just does. He got with Taylor because she was hot. He got with this thot because he thinks she's hot. He just doesn't think. He didn't think messaging another woman whilst he was in a relationship was a problem because he has a nigger like mind and can't establish causality beyond 10 second intervals. He "didn't cheat" because his immediate needs no matter how degenerate are always the most important, most normal thing. And TJ cannot think outside of himself.
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He's incapable of thinking outside of himself, and the only time he is capable of actions outside of you know, eat, sleep, goon, is when he's told.

I said it a bit in my last comment but to develop the thought some more:

TJ is, let's say, in the talking stage with the horse face. Like they're both interested but she lives two hours away, something like that. Lots of "what would you do to me if we lived closer?" He is not a man of drive so no plans are made. His main hobby is watching movies so he probably just watched movies with her over distance.

He gets into Fishtank, comes on. Doesn't really see himself as single but..? It's not official, anyway, so it's gray. He's barely sapient anyway so higher thoughts like "should I tell people I'm dating in order to shape this reality show experience appropriately for myself" don't really go through his head. It's possible he doesn't even consider mentioning her at all because he is not receiving text messages so he's not conceiving of her, like a baby that doesn't have object permanence.

Taylor's brought on. Damn. There's a girl for... Brian, right? Or Jimmy, or something? Oh wow, Jet wants me to talk to her! Oh golly! TTS is telling me to kiss her! Well I never would have but I'm being told to so I will! Why is no one stopping me, lol!! This is fun! Kissing girls is fun I like it and I don't even have to court her! Now I'm winning or something! Wow!

Here's where we venture onto a branch of total conjecture: New Year's. TTSes are coming in associating him with his actual handle, "lubecooch" and insinuating he's culpable of some kind of sexual wrongdoing. Possibly with a horse.

Did he leave because he had made a logical jump that we didn't make, that he had triggered the black girl into blowing him up by kissing Taylor? Did he return because he realized he wasn't busted?

I do think if he was put to it he would choose Taylor, but he's just a guy who says yes to everything, and must have found that all was OK because the black girl doesn't care that everyone on earth thinks he's in a committed relationship with Taylor. All prior plans before Fishtank to get this black girl closer to him so they can watch movies and definitely not fuck remained intact because TJ doesn't really "plan" he just does as he's told in the vague direction of goon. I think he must have managed to go a long time just doing whatever Taylor asked him to do before she finally realized she was not the only one with access to his TTS robot control panel.
 
Kek. Sam and Jet really poured everything into TJ and it failed. The whole We're going to make you a man thing really did not paid off. Since the show wrapped up, TJ hasn't really done anything. He didn't use the show to launch anything like streaming or a business. There's a good chance he's wasting the winnings and burned through a chunk of it and there's no real proof that he's got proper employment or focus on a career. Then he's possibly willing to cheat on a girl who was out of his league already for a mutt and destroy a stable relationship for little gain.

Sam thought making TJ wear shoes and doing squats for a few weeks was going to change his ways. But chances are he's going to revert to his autistic ways after being home for a few months. Although Shinji is being a retard now, I would of preferred a Shinji arc where he could of won and used the money to at least try and stay in the country, complete more of his studies and maybe made something of himself instead of spazzing out and having to become a whore again. 😣
 
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TwistedFreak said:
Your instagram is bossneighborTJ? Is that you taking Jimmy's nickname for yourself cause you're not creative enough to come up with a name of your own? Pretty fucking lame.
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Tsunade-sama said:
TJ is genuinely low iq. Look at his letterboxd comments. His steam name is also BossNeighborTJ along with youtube and twitter. His twitch is bruhigottwitch.
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Not defending TJ or anything but he started getting called the boss nigger after Jimmy quit and Ben gave him that title. He kept shouting that he was the boss nigger throughout the later parts of s2.
 
Shinji streaming from Shibuya Crossing at about 2 AM.
  • Said he made women cum today for work. Says he is doing much better than he was in California.
  • Someone mentioned Crash stealing coins and Shinji did what I guess was an imitation of him going "Shinji, give me your golden scarab! I have 700 followers!"
  • He can't leave the area because the train has stopped but says he has somewhere to go. It seems that he often has to wait around downtown because he has no way to get home after work. So he is wandering around finding puke and drunk people.
  • He found black people and said "Duanyay people! Duanyay people! Shibuya is finally diversed." Anytime he runs into someone who is not white or Japanese he calls them Duanyay people including Philipinos. Says "periodt"
  • Someone asked him if he supports Taylor and he said "Taylor? Who's Taylor? Taylor Swift?"
  • he got asked to go to a soapland and said he's an apex predator and the girls who work at soaplands come to him and not the other way around
  • On the subject of who he would kill with a Death Note: Says he doesn't give a shit about anyone right now because he's satisfied with his life
  • Says he has a huge tits friends with benefits
 
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Punitive Castration said:
Shinji streaming from Shibuya Crossing at about 2 AM.
  • Said he made women cum today for work. Says he is doing much better than he was in California.
  • Someone mentioned Crash stealing coins and Shinji did what I guess was an imitation of him going "Shinji, give me your golden scarab! I have 700 followers!"
  • He can't leave the area because the train has stopped but says he has somewhere to go. It seems that he often has to wait around downtown because he has no way to get home after work. So he is wandering around finding puke and drunk people.
  • He found black people and said "Duanyay people! Duanyay people! Shibuya is finally diversed."
  • Someone asked him if he supports Taylor and he said "Taylor? Who's Taylor? Taylor Swift?"
  • he got asked to go to a soapland and said he's an apex predator and the girls who work at soaplands come to him and not the other way around
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mark me late on this, but does shinji have aids? i recall in S2 they took aids tests and his showed positive. does he have aids and is still working as an escort? does japan have laws against knowingly transmitting aids?
 
Neo-Nazi Rich Evans said:
mark me late on this, but does shinji have aids? i recall in S2 they took aids tests and his showed positive. does he have aids and is still working as an escort? does japan have laws against knowingly transmitting aids?
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...yes, those tests were real and serious. He has aids. They exposed everyone in the house to his puke and everything he totally has aids.
 
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That anon didn't do anything to verify the legitimacy of these but archiving it anyways.
Edit: if they are legit, the dates are especially of interest.
 
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