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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Who is Goon?

Tried to find something interesting for threadtax but no luck fam.
Goon is a (fat black) guy who helped Jimmy get his interview for fishtank season 2 by finding the correct craigslist ad for the show and sending it to him via some MDE facebook group they were both a part of. He is Mephisto, the 'Employer' of Jimmy's operation to run pre-planned bits on the show through his notebook full of ideas such as "call the black guy brother a lot" and also the code words like sambo. He also created the boss nigga jimmy shirts you may have seen Duanyay and Jimmy wearing. The duanyay call just confirms he is a parasitic clout chaser like Crash Bandicoot who uses his association with Jimmy to profit and get closer to the MDE crew.
 

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Imagine being a nerd with Asperger’s lucking into finding a very attractive woman who is clearly out of your league who is legitimately into you like actually in love and caring for you then thinking “nah need to coom more” it baffles me.
Taylor wasn't whore enough to keep the attention of Lubecooch.
 
it baffles me.
it doesn't baffle me. Taylor is fine looking for love now because she already went through her slut phase, TJ never got to because he's a sperg. 100% shot Taylor has been on the exact opposite side of this plenty of times, some Captain SaveAHo finding out she's texting some mutt because she needs to coom more.

Its karma bitch.
Taylor wasn't whore enough to keep the attention of Lubecooch.
"but i don't want to be like that with you" or "that was the old me"
 
Jon doesn't seem like he will last long at all, the amount of coddling he got by Sam and Crew to keep him participating for entertainment isn't going to be there under Ice. Letty I don't see having too big of a problem but this is going to be very different from the Fishtank experience.
 
It makes me happy seeing Letty and Jon getting along after everything that happened in season 1. I mean he literally fucking hated her in season 1. The whole bible saga he furious.
 
my prediction:
Jon refused to wear his safety goggles and still got shot in the eye during 2.5, a season where gunplay in combat was relatively rare. Jon will do something to get himself hurt, badly, and then cope about it being someone else's fault. Letty will wisely frontload anything she planned to do because if she's not out before this happens she will surely be capped in short order once he's gone.
Jon is so unintentionally hilarious, I don't know how anyone can hate him
He is funny but he's frustrating. He's like driving an hour to see your favorite musician and he wipes out doing something unnecessary on stage like jumping off the rigging and ends the concert early. Jon has never left Fishtank without looking like a fag on the way out.
  • Refusing to act schizo because his ego won't allow it and getting dropped from the disability challenge
  • Trying to tear up Letty's passport, apologizing after Sam stood over him crying on the ground outside the house and told him he had to say sorry and make sure he didn't look like an emotional bitch in his last moments on camera or he'd look like a faggot forever, walking back the apology, and then refusing to participate in the slave challenge so Jet booted him even though Vance needed Jon's help
  • Ripping his camera off his chest after discovering that Bex is putting the wrong shade of lipstick on him and storming into the workshop until Sam offered him $1,000 as an apology for putting the wrong shade of lipstick on him
He's a bowling ball that looks promising but must go into the gutter. A paper airplane doing tricks over a river. His exits are always amazingly bad but it's always "there goes the faggot again" every time.
 
That's funny as fuck. I would tune into some Shinji shibuya streams
Can someone download this--v before it expires in 3.5 hours, or it doesn't matter
https://x.com/i/spaces/1kvJpbgaQELKE Duanyey spilling stanky beans about Shadi from their trip (Jimmy, Juliana, Duanyay, Goon, Sodaman, Shadi)
the FTL faggots on my twitter timeline was making it seem like Daunyay was self-imploding but I don't blame him for calling out these losers lmao.
 
TJ did not cheat.

Taylor made a throwaway twitter account and responded to her own tweet to sic Fishtank stalkers on an innocent, odd looking onlyfans mutt because she was jealous that lubecooch found her SEXY and ATTRACTIVE (Would, btw). Questionable behavior to say the least.

Greg vindicated.
 
Seeing Jon and Letty fuck around there gives such a strong positive feeling towards the aftermath of Season 1 in contrast to a pretty dour aftermath to everything following. I may be having that sense from just recently listening to this, but it feels emblematic of a lot of recent post-season muckraking to me.

Somehow Josie is still going strong with streaming and seem to enjoying her life, Jon and Letty are doing good, Letty may return to streaming soon as well.

Imagine any of them win this hunger games, what a victory-lap. (unlikely)
 
TJ did not cheat.

Taylor made a throwaway twitter account and responded to her own tweet to sic Fishtank stalkers on an innocent, odd looking onlyfans mutt because she was jealous that lubecooch found her SEXY and ATTRACTIVE (Would, btw). Questionable behavior to say the least.

Greg vindicated.
? post the tweet, what throwaway, what tweet, wtf are you talking about

Anyways
Shadi posted receipts in the dunye twitter beef
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Abi caught a stray lmao
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Confirming my suspicion Duanye was making up beef with Shadi because he feels threatened having a black(ish) woman around that sees through his schtick. There is nothing a gay black nigga hates more than black women
 
Posting here since this is a bit more Fish Tank related than the Hunger Games. Does anyone know how many acres the Hunger Games land has? It looks way bigger than the forest in Fish Tank season 2.5, and a lot more dense: https://map.iceposeidon.com/

I hope Ice is responsible and actually tested this shit out... I don't see how they're going to keep up with and ensure the safety of 50 contestants that are all hiding or hunting in a big forested plot of land. As much as we shit on Jet's handling of the Fish Tank, I think there are lessons to be learned from all the fuck ups Jet didn't foresee, and I would hope Ice would get some advice from Jet. Even though Fish Tank is much smaller and staff were near by at all times, things still went South fast occasionally (Jon almost destroying Letty's passport, Tay hitting Trish, Jimmy nearly bashing Abi's head in, etc), and having staff near by was crucial for things not ending up way worse.

I can't see Ice being able to prevent fights or accidents and injuries unless he hired a ton of extra staff that are going to be following close by. Is Ice rich enough to afford that man power? I'm not familiar with him.

I'm still interested in seeing how this plays out, especially after seeing how hard you have to hit the combat vests to get it to register a hit. I can already picture Jon having a fit, screaming "THAT HIT DIDN'T COUNT BECAUSE IT DIDN'T FLASH!" whenever people hit him. I am also betting that Jon ends up hiding in a tree and getting hurt again.
 
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