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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
Greg did a smashing stream yesterday. He wrecked some electronics and miscellanious things, including a certain phone.
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He is currently wasted and doing pushups in between playing Morrowind. He is at least as drunk as he was in S2 (maybe even at Bitch Tank level). He can barely speak.

Edit: Chat warned him that YouTube would ban him if he icky pukered on stream so he kept his bucket in hand and finger on the stop stream key. He was ready.



He came back very briefly looking terrible and the stream stopped less than a minute later so I guess he's vomitting again.
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Ice is offering the last 2 teams, which seem to be groups of five, 5 thousand dollars to kill the final solo player Shoovy. He's trying to get them to fight over the 5k so the groups will break, but I'm sure all these lame ass faggots will just stick together and try to split it. Also Hito, Homeless, and EBZ took out the other solo player Ace after he attempted to join their group.

edit: I should also note that Ace flipped out and decked either Homeless or Hito while threatening to kill their family, the same fat nigger security who grabbed & pushed Jon by the neck only hugged Ace in response to that while laughing.
 
El Duce said:
Ice is offering the last 2 teams, which seem to be groups of five, 5 thousand dollars to kill the final solo player Shoovy. He's trying to get them to fight over the 5k so the groups will break, but I'm sure all these lame ass faggots will just stick together and try to split it. Also Hito, Homeless, and EBZ took out the other solo player Ace after he attempted to join their group.

edit: I should also note that Ace flipped out and decked either Homeless or Hito while threatening to kill their family, the same fat nigger security who grabbed & pushed Jon by the neck only hugged Ace in response to that while laughing.
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Yeah, that shit was fucking disgusting. Now I'm convinced that the only reason Jon got body slammed is because he was yelling in front of Xena (nigger midget).
 
Tsunade-sama said:
Xena (nigger midget).
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Xena is a whore who went to prison for tax fraud or embezzlement or some shit to do with money. I dunno if she still has it but she had an onlyfans and there are pictures and videos of her butthole online.
 
This is a good summary for anyone thinking Jon is unjustified in calling Ice out and summizes why Jon is so awesome.

Jon unwittingly played to Ice's biggest weakness, being labeled a scammer. Jon is able to find the weakest spot in his enemies naturally, without knowing their backstory.

Jon went so hard on Ice because he didn't want his fans to get scammed out of money they spent to help him in the game.

That's someone I'd want on my city council.


Jon won again.
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Mudkipcorn said:
Greg did a smashing stream yesterday. He wrecked some electronics and miscellanious things, including a certain phone.
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He is currently wasted and doing pushups in between playing Morrowind. He is at least as drunk as he was in S2 (maybe even at Bitch Tank level). He can barely speak.

Edit: Chat warned him that YouTube would ban him if he icky pukered on stream so he kept his bucket in hand and finger on the stop stream key. He was ready.

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He came back very briefly looking terrible and the stream stopped less than a minute later so I guess he's vomitting again.
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Greg was possibly the drunkest person I've ever seem hit the live button. He was absolutely plastered. Sneedchat was lauging at him hard. He tried to do 15 pushups and it took like like 2 hours. Jon also went for the throat on Ice and made a few enemies in the process.
 
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If Ice's girlfriend and Gewn didn't laugh at him and call him a jew he and Jon would still be in that parking lot right now having an autistic unstoppable force vs immovable object moment.
 
TwistedFreak said:
This is a good summary for anyone thinking Jon is unjustified in calling Ice out and summizes why Jon is so awesome.

Jon unwittingly played to Ice's biggest weakness, being labeled a scammer. Jon is able to find the weakest spot in his enemies naturally, without knowing their backstory.

Jon went so hard on Ice because he didn't want his fans to get scammed out of money they spent to help him in the game.

That's someone I'd want on my city council.


Jon won again.
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The Owegon wibewals better watch out.
 
The winner of the Hungry games was in error and it ended up being Taemin, the Korean guy who was whacking Letty with the sword.
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Esai apparently was dead before he ever approached Taemin during the finale but the vest never rolled over from green lights to red, it just got stuck at 1 life remaining though it kept registering hits on the server. Taemin gets the 100k and Esai is getting 50k to soften the rugpull he is about to get. No idea how Shoovy relates to all of this, apparently 2nd place was supposed to get 20k from F3 Energy Drinks that sponsored the show. I think that issue will just get ignored entirely.
 
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Get the rope Macaulay! said:
say what you will about the hunger games, it had a better ending and 2nd half than fishtank. Fishtank runs out of steam about 5 days in.
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While you're overexaggerating how fast it runs out of steam that was their biggest issue. Meanwhile the Hunger Games was an actual competition and not a poorly planned out rigged gameshow so it didn't get as stale over its runtime and also didn't go for too long, whereas with fishtank it goes for too long for what the wiggers are capable of running because they don't plan stuff for the shows entirety and just wing it only to burn out eventually.
 
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Icepiss claiming "kick" loved it and will probably get unlimited budget next event... Besides the prize money there was fuck all actually spent compared to fishtank, that place they were at was only rented for a week and eveything else was just cheap paintball and aliexpress shit and probably the most expensive thing was the GPS website.

Fishtank they have their own website and streaming service costs ontop of actually paying production. I doubt Icepiss paid people like Xena or Fousy.
 
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