🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
Remember when Jet was telling contestants how they should just start a streaming career after FT and they'll make more from that than working a regular job. Lol.
 
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I've mentioned this before, but Jan's fondness for this skit comes from his appreciation for Jesus Chatline, an old show where people would call in and try to say something funny to people who are roleplaying as missionaries. It's a role reversal of the usual troll, Jan pretends to be the lolcow and encourages weens to be as funny as they can. Let's all hope the stream isn't a dud so they'll keep doing it.

Jan also mentions how fond he is of Jesus Chatline in this stream, much like he enjoyed the idea of the Xetty Hotline earlier in this season, and he did in fact have callers interact with him as Jace while he wore those silly wraparound sunglasses and insisted that he was NOT gay to the fan on the other side of the phone.

 
she admitted to selling squirting videos through Instagram but that she actually was just peeing.
well that is literally what it always is. she is just admitting what every woman and non porn sick guy already knows.

i'd still watch her vids though. someone juice me up with a link.
 
During bitchtank when Sam had her in the closet and was interrogating(?) her, she admitted to selling squirting videos through Instagram but that she actually was just peeing.
Oh wow i love Kato now

Also that video of Jan mentioning the best gamers makes me sad because Rockcock basically turned into a massive faggot who started sucking off trannies and being like "no toxicity" in my community.
He wasn't interesting enough to be a cow but basically he had this leech of a girl who he constantly simped for and was whipped by but she never let him hit it.
She was the one who made him delete and apologies for the AGDQ tweet.
 
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well that is literally what it always is. she is just admitting what every woman and non porn sick guy already knows.
That was some weird discourse, blatantly trying to convince people of a lie online, that pre-trump "slut rights" era was terrible in retrospect. No wonder women became all about Clinton and being rape victims soon after
Nigger, sorry to say, but you have severe autism and not the “ha ha” autism
"Haha, you fell into my trap card. See if I admit to being a character and being in on the joke you can't call me out for being such a terrible producer. Then stupid bitches will defend my bad ideas online"

I just hate Jet so much. I'm sorry if it's bad to say. I personally think most of his ideas are dogshit and everything outside of season 1 and season 2.5 was a waste of time. That stupid fuck has deliberately given bad advice multiple times and the contestants have all had worse lives post-show outside of the Indian and Letty. And Letty would have made it regardless because she's an attractive woman.

Ive disliked other people, but Jet has such a bad track record it's insane
 
Jet's a fuckin idiot, and I'm halfway towards forcing him to admit as such
I think Jet in Season 1 and 2 was terrible, but in 2.5 and Bitchtank he's become 2,000 IQ and takes the piss well. He doesn't take himself seriously anymore and doesn't feel the need to cater to the Sam Hyde crowd. Both Jet and Jon have recently had redemption arcs.
 
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I think Jet in Season 1 and 2 was terrible, but in 2.5 and Bitchtank he's become 2,000 IQ and takes the piss well. He doesn't take himself seriously anymore and doesn't feel the need to cater to the Sam Hyde crowd. Both Jet and Jon have recently had redemption arcs.
I think that probably came with the massive size of the team in 2.5. He had fans in person around him telling him what they thought of him and that probably changed how he felt about hearing criticism, if only temporarily.
Based on that sex magazine article though he's high on his own shit again so hopefully they bring some of those guys back to ground him. I don't think he's 2kiq or anything he just hadn't had a season before where people on staff didn't share his "the fans are cringe" baggage.
 
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