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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
There are a lot of recent clips of her but all of them are broken currently. I guess it really doesnt matter that she deleted her OF.
The site takes about 10 minutes to process clips so that you can actually view them.
One of the many downsides of a streaming platform powered by 3 Wiggers that may or may not be high on Kratom.
 
TJ was streaming but I don't really know what he was doing, he was looking at some Wikipedia family tree or something and I think mentioned it was for an art project that, paraphrasing he said "I hope I'll be proud of and hope someone else will like it". So maybe it's for the brown chick he was trying to move in with idk, I could only bare to watch his stream for like 5 minutes.

He's gotten just as bad as he was at the beginning of S2 with his speech, maybe worse honestly. He's not doing the rocking back and forth but the way he talks now is drawing out his words like "Iiii donnnn't realllly knowwww" and he still says "Umm" too much AND he'll have like full 1-2 second pauses between some words as well. TJ-maxxers stay losing
 
Greg stayed up all night after slamming 4+ Mt. Dew, drank a bottle of Chardonnay with "Cranberry" juice chaser, and said dad needs to take a nap before collapsing on his floor.
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Rest in power, content king
 
it's unbelievable that mauro is still going on and on, desperate to get some clout off his sad showing on fishtank

just shut the fuck up and move on, no one cares!
 
Is there any update on season 3? I actually really miss the show for all its faults.
No updates at all. It's meant to start in 16 days in there's been nothing since the livestream they did a couple weeks ago and before that there was also nothing for a long time. They're doing a shit job building hype and marketing it.
 
No updates at all. It's meant to start in 16 days in there's been nothing since the livestream they did a couple weeks ago and before that there was also nothing for a long time. They're doing a shit job building hype and marketing it.
I half expect it to be delayed again.
 
I half expect it to be delayed again.
Yeah, something tells me that professional production casting company thing ain't working out for them.
"So, when we write up the contract for the people you've selected, we need to list all the things they might have to experience in the informed consent waiver."
"Uh, we kind of shoot from the hip and make it up as we go along."
"Okay, so what are some things you've done in the past?"
"Well, we tried doing this whole 1970s cult programming thing, you know, Manson Family kinda of stuff, but it wasn't working out, so we just made them eat hot dogs till they violently puked."
"Wait, what?"
"But that was just one night. We usually do a lot of boxing. It's kind of tough, because our main character guy cracked a rib once, but he was cool with going back in and doing it again."
"Uh, you know, I have to check with management for a sec. We'll get back to you. Don't call us, we'll call you."
 

Fuck Bend. Discwiminating against our favorite wetawd. Who the fuck bicycles anyways? Bunch of fags too scared to ride a motorcycle probably


Just like they used DrDisrespect and MrBeast fame to promote their show, which led to the downfall of two of them, I can't wait for "Hawk Tuah Girl" to get exposed as a pedo in the near future.
Just like them both she won't come. Will probably be Temu Hawk Tuah Girl from BT. Real Hawk Tuah girl is in the middle of an attempted rebrand. If she was coming on the show they wouldn't call her Hawk Tuah girl
 
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