🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
Yeah, something tells me that professional production casting company thing ain't working out for them.
"So, when we write up the contract for the people you've selected, we need to list all the things they might have to experience in the informed consent waiver."
"Uh, we kind of shoot from the hip and make it up as we go along."
"Okay, so what are some things you've done in the past?"
"Well, we tried doing this whole 1970s cult programming thing, you know, Manson Family kinda of stuff, but it wasn't working out, so we just made them eat hot dogs till they violently puked."
"Wait, what?"
"But that was just one night. We usually do a lot of boxing. It's kind of tough, because our main character guy cracked a rib once, but he was cool with going back in and doing it again."
"Uh, you know, I have to check with management for a sec. We'll get back to you. Don't call us, we'll call you."
They also said that they had Cowboy give Jon concussion tests in season 1 and lie about the results so he would keep boxing.
 
I take this as they're still considering not doing the "total reset", as we all knew would likely be the case.
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Betty went to Sam Hyde's comedy show and she's surprised and teared up at how everyone was nice to her during her time there.
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