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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
S2 episodes confirmed to come out next week and are apparently each at least an hour long.
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CK trauma dumping about her relationship with Brian on a DM with a fishtank twitter orbiter
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Brian response lol
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I can't help but feel there's truth to parts of what CK says about Brian, but she's such a schizo retard that it's impossible to have any sympathy for her. I remember Brian and her discussing during S2 how his getting off with Trisha while they were together wasn't the first time that he'd cheated on her. She's a doormat, and she reaped what she sowed by taking him back the first time that happened.

No doubt Brian is trying to whore out what little attention he has/can muster. He's a late 20s loser with zero prospects... But what does that make CK if she's hanging on to the coattails of that individual?
 
no idea if this is true but it would be pretty funny if neon failed so quickly while even jet managed to keep the wheels on the wagon for 6 weeks
Its true, I don't watch that shit because its full of insufferable influencers. He lost 4 cast members in 3 days then the production crew ragequit. I believe he managed to convince a few of the cast members to come back and he is limping along with his personal cameraman and some of the fixed position cameras but the show is just not good by design. The cast is almost perpetually doom scrolling social media or just babbling directly to chat because they have their phones. Not to mention many of the cast are just fluoride brained as hell so when they start talking its unbearable to listen to. I tuned in for 5 minutes a few days back and one of the black guys got agitated over something and during his rant he said "bro" no less than 15 times in the space of 60 seconds. N3on is spending a lot of money but for minimal gain, 300k to rent that house in some really expensive area when he could have rented a Mcmansion elsewhere in the country for a tenth of the price.
 
I can't help but feel there's truth to parts of what CK says about Brian, but she's such a schizo retard that it's impossible to have any sympathy for her. I remember Brian and her discussing during S2 how his getting off with Trisha while they were together wasn't the first time that he'd cheated on her. She's a doormat, and she reaped what she sowed by taking him back the first time that happened.

No doubt Brian is trying to whore out what little attention he has/can muster. He's a late 20s loser with zero prospects... But what does that make CK if she's hanging on to the coattails of that individual?
*noms chicken wing* “ok brian this time you & CK start out together and we’ll bring Trish in as the scorned lover”

“trust me bro this story arc will revive S3 guaranteed bro” *inhales galaxy gas*
 
Jimmy was sent to one of those privately-run teen prison camps by his family. It wouldn't be his first rodeo.
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Now that I think about it, I don't even think I'm joking about it. It's more like a statement of fact.

Even without that bit of background info-- his first hoe scaring incident was an endless rant about wanting to murder pedophiles. That degree of passion on the subject seems clearly born of experience.
 
1 sided mauro vs brian beef i caught last night. Probably deleted now.
 

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Why does Creature feel this pathological need to broadcast and advertise how much of a gross whore she is? Is she trying to compete with Betty?
 
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