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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
TwistedFreak said:
They've got a full team of lawyers on staff, seems like that would be the first order of procedure is ensuring legality. They put in a lot of work for the 2 story, I doubt they fuck it up again.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Excuse me, "full team of lawyers"?
This is Fishtank, brother. Jet probably found some back alley ambulance chaser who takes his legal retainer in the form of eightballs of coke.
Seriously though, you can't give "informed consent" to something like the Stanford Prison Experiment. It's part of the reason why no one has replicated the experiment.
 
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Maybe it's just me, but I feel like there is absolutely no hype whatsoever for season 3. Sam has barley promoted the show at all. For S1 and S2 they had professionally shot trailers and did multiple livestreams talking about it in the lead up to each season. I think both delaying the episodes and only having the first three episodes out before S3 was a huge mistake because they are a big way the show generates interest. It also seems like a lot of people (including myself) got burned out after Bloodgames and Bitchtank. I'm not someone who wants the show to fail but I really can't see it being a success.
 
Jobama said:
Maybe it's just me, but I feel like there is absolutely no hype whatsoever for season 3. Sam has barley promoted the show at all. For S1 and S2 they had professionally shot trailers and did multiple livestreams talking about it in the lead up to each season. I think both delaying the episodes and only having the first three episodes out before S3 was a huge mistake because they are a big way the show generates interest. It also seems like a lot of people (including myself) got burned out after Bloodgames and Bitchtank. I'm not someone who wants the show to fail but I really can't see it being a success.
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Okay I'm gonna see you commenting in here in the next week and call you gay then
 
The Man With No Name said:
Okay I'm gonna see you commenting in here in the next week and call you gay then
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He's saying that he doesn't see season 3 being a big success, nothing to do with him watching or not. I have to agree, there's no hype and I don't get why not. It's free for them to do.
 
Jobama said:
Vance confirmed back for production. Presumably as a cameraman again.
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So much for clean slate and not using former fish again. I guess it's fine if it's just for production.
Actually kind of happy to see Vance back. He may have been boring as a fish but watching the S2 episodes I was actually surprised at how good some of the shots looked and how solid of a cameraman he was. Maybe he's got his niche.
 
Lowercase I internet said:
Damn, we really are going into this season completely blind
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Not really blind, we know the house and layout/room names
thats more than what we got for S2


EDIT so not to double post.

Mr.Based (pedophile, murderer, rapist) says his pet retard is going on fishtank.
Worldoftshirts/Josh has a thread here but cbf reading it since he is some zoomer tiktok lolcow that kinda is just a fillin for these people since Larson is in jail but Mr.Based originally started streaming after connecting with Ip2 people then getting butthurt at people shitting on him in chat and quit but came back to streaming when he got a pet retard to milk.

 
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They sent out an email today
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Dear Fishtanker,

Season 3 begins TODAY at 1:45 PM EST over at www.fishtank.live. We regret to inform you that you HAVE BEEN DRAFTED FOR DUTY, and are REQUIRED to tune in for ALL (legal threat) 42 days of the show. We know this news may upset you- here is a list of fun new features to distract you from your anger:

  • PTZ zoom cameras
  • Upgraded binaural 5D audio system that doesn't cause headaches
  • No more "off camera" coddle talks!
  • Improved gaslighting (Gaslighting 2.0)
  • A fun cast of non-fans!
  • Live confessional
  • No phones, and no weed!
Our Season Pass enjoyers can now enjoy (exclusive cams):

  • DEN PTZ
  • YARD PTZ
  • CONFESSIONAL
  • PENTHOUSE
  • JACUZZI
  • LOFT
  • LOUNGE
No Season Pass? Sign up with code "SCARYEMAIL" for 2000 XP and a free TTS token (on the house).

See you there,

- Your Lawyer

7 Paywalled cameras!
 
Blackstar said:
They sent out an email today
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Dear Fishtanker,

Season 3 begins TODAY at 1:45 PM EST over at www.fishtank.live. We regret to inform you that you HAVE BEEN DRAFTED FOR DUTY, and are REQUIRED to tune in for ALL (legal threat) 42 days of the show. We know this news may upset you- here is a list of fun new features to distract you from your anger:

  • PTZ zoom cameras
  • Upgraded binaural 5D audio system that doesn't cause headaches
  • No more "off camera" coddle talks!
  • Improved gaslighting (Gaslighting 2.0)
  • A fun cast of non-fans!
  • Live confessional
  • No phones, and no weed!
Our Season Pass enjoyers can now enjoy (exclusive cams):

  • DEN PTZ
  • YARD PTZ
  • CONFESSIONAL
  • PENTHOUSE
  • JACUZZI
  • LOFT
  • LOUNGE
No Season Pass? Sign up with code "SCARYEMAIL" for 2000 XP and a free TTS token (on the house).

See you there,

- Your Lawyer

7 Paywalled cameras!
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They better have a fucking autocam again making the stupid paywall cams pointless... and flowstream
 
Marche said:
They better have a fucking autocam again making the stupid paywall cams pointless...
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Im fairly certain i heard jet somewhere say no director camera this season (probably to bypass this issue) and that he missed people spamming chat about what room to switch to
 
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