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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Do you guys think these ppl are actually unawares? If they are, TTS is going to be golden. Bert already looks like he's about to have troubling with his BREFF mofucka can't breathe
Yes, so far, they're all retarded wannabe actors/influencers.
 
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Fifth fish has arrived. White guy named Ted. For god only knows what reason he brought a fucking skateboard to a game where he can't go outside.

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Sam also just told them the reward for first place is $5,000, not $50,000. None of the Fish said anything about it.
 
So Burt leaked the town the house is in, and I took a quick look at google maps and I think I found the fishtank house already

150 Dedham St, Wrentham, MA

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From Google Streetview of course its hard to say without checking all of the Houses in the town (there aren't many) but im pretty sure its the same one.
There are 3 stories including basement, an enclosed deck in the back, and its about the right size. There aren't many houses large enough in the town to be the fishtank house.

 
Yes, so far, they're all retarded wannabe actors/influencers.
Not to be "ip2 did it first" all the time since its not exactly an original idea but Captain Content basically did this for his RV by getting 6 people who assume it was going to be a TV show on his RV to teach them to stream, all wannabe actors or people wanting to be content creators since thats what his add implied it would help with.

Most left pretty fast once TTS came on like calling the Asian girl Ling Ling.
I wonder how well Jet and the wiggers will handle TTS and the stupidity of assumption from a cast who had no idea.
 
Not to be "ip2 did it first" all the time since its not exactly an original idea but Captain Content basically did this for his RV by getting 6 people who assume it was going to be a TV show on his RV to teach them to stream, all wannabe actors or people wanting to be content creators since thats what his add implied it would help with.

Most left pretty fast once TTS came on like calling the Asian girl Ling Ling.
I wonder how well Jet and the wiggers will handle TTS and the stupidity of assumption from a cast who had no idea.
They're portraying TTS as an AI system and will be curating them heavily until they drop the gaslight of "Famous House" a few weeks in.
 
Not to be "ip2 did it first" all the time since its not exactly an original idea but Captain Content basically did this for his RV by getting 6 people who assume it was going to be a TV show on his RV to teach them to stream, all wannabe actors or people wanting to be content creators since thats what his add implied it would help with.

Most left pretty fast once TTS came on like calling the Asian girl Ling Ling.
I wonder how well Jet and the wiggers will handle TTS and the stupidity of assumption from a cast who had no idea.
It does make me wonder if they're even planning to or able to bring on people like Frank Hassle and some of the other people. I don't think there is anyway he would be able to do his normal routine towards wannabe actors... they will put up with a lot of shit, but only from higher ups or if they sense they're going to be getting fame out of it, if someone comes on and starts spitting on them then they'll probably just walk off instantly.
 
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Calling it now: Ted is an autist or something. Everyone else in the room is chatting with each other and he's just fucking flipping his skateboard around.

Edit: Ted tried to use "don't call me late for dinner" as a joke. This was met with blank stares and a good 10 seconds of silence until Ron tried to help and explained the "joke". Also he's 28.
 
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Calling it now: Ted is an autist or something. Everyone else in the room is chatting with each other and he's just fucking flipping his skateboard around.
wtf are you calling, that's just not gay man behaviour
the others are relatively settled and comfortable with each other, do you really expect him to act as sweet with the girls as gay black Mauro?
 
It does make me wonder if they're even planning to or able to bring on people like Frank Hassle and some of the other people. I don't think there is anyway he would be able to do his normal routine towards wannabe actors... they will put up with a lot of shit, but only from higher ups or if they sense they're going to be getting fame out of it, if someone comes on and starts spitting on them then they'll probably just walk off instantly.
I don't think unawares would put up with any kind of Hassle shit. $50k is not worth it. I don't even see unawares putting up with TTS shenanigans.
 
I don't think unawares would put up with any kind of Hassle shit. $50k is not worth it. I don't even see unawares putting up with TTS shenanigans.
Assuming that they'll only allow the mean TTS' through after a couple of weeks, once they've invested too much time into it to walk.
 
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