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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
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All these people seem like vain assholes, maybe minus the depressed skater (could be a ruse though). Good job Jet, they’re truly awful. Can’t wait to see what torment awaits them.
 
Dude imagine being such a coomer you just got to a reality show and within like 2 hours you need to goon one out. That's wild.
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All these people seem like vain assholes, maybe minus the depressed skater (could be a ruse though). Good job Jet, they’re truly awful. Can’t wait to see what torment awaits them.
I mean all the fish in the earlier seasons were similarly vain I guess, but due to being terminally online had zero confidence. These just seem like far more confidently vain people. Either/or they're all just chasing fame.
 
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Burt caught red handed beating his meat above the sheet. One of the camera men came in and recorded him but he stopped once he heard. Second the camera man left Burt went right back to it. He has been at it for minutes but here is a 30 second clip of him looking to see no one is around before going back at it. I do not think the contestants realize the show is being streamed live.
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Finally, some queer representation we can get behind.
 
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