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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Burt is back in bed. Rubbing sounds have commenced.
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To see someone sleeping soundly in that room, so blissfully unaware of it's history.
Filled with balls, Tay making fat men cry, the Dave cave, Claire flashing her panties, Greg vomiting everywhere.
Yet look at her, soundly slumbering, ignorant to the horror.
 
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Burt caught red handed beating his meat above the sheet. One of the camera men came in and recorded him but he stopped once he heard. Second the camera man left Burt went right back to it. He has been at it for minutes but here is a 30 second clip of him looking to see no one is around before going back at it. I do not think the contestants realize the show is being streamed live.
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OK this dude is a maniac. I get the feeling that a lot of his bona fides are invented. An African named King of Mensa? He was studying at Columbia and the only picture is of him is in front of the mosaic at the subway station. That's all nonsense.

Nignog Columbia grad who has to work as a prostitute instead of landing any fortune 500 DEI job on earth is unbelievable.

Jerks off minutes into a reality show in between bouts of looking insane and saying insane shit.

Seeing him on video makes my skin crawl, I have to imagine I'd sniff this fraud lunatic out within hours of meeting him. Better hope the wiggers have a plan to deal with the inevitable insane chimp out they are cooking with this dude.

This season is shaping up to be incredible (once there is a workaround to Jet's Jewry so I can actually watch this). They may be wiggers, they may be annoying and incompetent, but they are talented.
 
Alex is pretty drunk and dropped the first "nigga" of the season followed by "I have black friends, it's ok". Smack (the mutt BLM supporter) told him it was not ok and that he needs to take accountability.
 
Dropped it again! Lol

Who the fuck is pumping his tires here? He's doing a great job encouraging bad ideas.

Holy shit, Indian dude is actually hilarious. "Don't stop him from doing anything" lol chaos agent
 
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