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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Is Luke actually the plant I wonder? Or is he just playing along with Jet?

There is a possible future confrontation here: Burt (schizo autistic gay man) v Luke. Not because Burt has any genuine feelings of animosity towards Luke, but because he hears the other contestants talking about Luke and his scrambled eggs mind will interpret that as an opportunity to ingratiate himself with them.

Pajeet is unlikable though, so I have no idea why the rest of the cast is upset about his manhandling. Are they just simple minded?

Fantastic opening to this season. I am genuinely so excited. As long as Jet doesn't fuck this up.
 
Pajeet is unlikable though, so I have no idea why the rest of the cast is upset about his manhandling. Are they just simple minded?
accidental perfect depiction of women being made to feel unsafe/uncomfortable by a handsy brown 3rd worlder, but the moment the white man does what's necessary, he is the bad guy
 
Well shit. I just settled in to make an archive of their TikTok and...
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The Instagram and YouTube are still up. Is it appropriate to drop a big-ass archive of it all on KF? I've never uploaded anything but images. I have JDownloader running in the background now yoinking all their videos.
well shit good thing i was able to archive some of the tiktok and we got the live video
 
Alex’s wife deletes tiktok after backlash for calling the cops

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Compared to the previous season they've given out comparatively no money but somehow held on to more of their contestants lol. Its kinda crazy how well they're gaslighting everybody so far.
 
Why have smaak and mizzy moved their beds up to the penthouse but left Alexis' bed in bedroom 2 ? I must have missed something since I thought they hated smaak.
 
Why have smaak and mizzy moved their beds up to the penthouse but left Alexis' bed in bedroom 2 ? I must have missed something since I thought they hated smaak.
After Luke pushed Symbal they became afraid of him so they all slept together, yeah I know that sounds retarded but it is what it is.
 
BURT SPLURT ALERT!!! BURT SPLURT ALERT!!!
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Today is gay as fuck! In addition to Ted and Burt touching each other and holding hands, Burt has now sniffed Ted's hoodie and taken it into the bathroom with him, he is most likely jerking off as I type this.





There's a potential caption contest with this image.
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Ted W
 
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