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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
the truly frightening thing is what will happen to Ted if Alex tweaks out on Burt's drug supply and leaves b3 as well. the rape b plot will come much too soon
 
Alexis is up in the penthouse saying that she is hyperventilating, while not really doing it and is trying to put out that Luke is a psychopath. She says that she can't sleep because he's going to be standing over her bed as she sleeps and she is going to strangle him. She is absurdly fixated on him.
She said to Mizzy and Binx etc last night, at least twice, that she was annoyed that she was the only one in their "alliance" that Luke would not talk to. Saying that she even made him dinner and he wouldn't talk to her in the kitchen or something.
 
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Ted managed to lift Burt yesterday and has farted loudly three times in the last three minutes. This guy was born to be 200 lbs.
 
I really fucking hope they get luke back, dude is the perfect contrast. Without him the tank is just a bunch of talentless hags n fags, we need that chad energy to balance things out. Also hes my self insert and i take this as a personal dig from jet
 
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>luke gets woken up and he's pissed
>he wakes everyone up the next next
>jet reprimands him for some reason
>luke gets pissed because he's only trying to be entertaining
>jet doubles down and says he cant do things like that
>luke says fuck it and decides to leave this shitty show
>jet comes up with an excuse that it was because he went downstairs
headcanon with no proof
 
If they actually got rid of Luke that's insane. He's the 2nd most endorsed person after Bert
 
burt has left the bathroom, only for alex to wake up and use it after burt just jerked off in it
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when alex said he was going to shower, burt responded with "oh good"
 
I hope Luke comes back, it's crazy not having him there and he's one of the top 3.

Edit:
Tbf, he was the hate beacon, with all of it going to him, for everything that happened.

Without him, the blame can shift to someone else.
True, maybe they are doing this to circumnavigate him being voted out.
 

Classic Burt. Also, he injected himself with the needle when I stopped recording
 
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