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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
gildersleeve said:
Schizobabbling black man that smells like cum and jerks constantly ready to tell the world that his dream is to portray a murdering rapist. = I feel safe
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Das raciss to call out the poor unfortunate negro for leaving his goon socks in the hallway and squirting his unprotected AIDS loads on the toilet seat. Dude is a disgusting mother fucker. I hope the IQ tests get brought out again this season. I'm thinking some of the fish may be fibbing about their results. The way Burt acts I'm thinking it's a little over half of what he says it is.
 
Burt has been singing to himself a lot today and I figured out what he's been singing while working out in the yard.

It's a song called Let's Generalize About Men from the musical comedy TV show Crazy Ex Girlfriend:

Right now, we're angry and sad
It's our right to get righteously mad
At every member of the opposite sex
Oh God, we hate them!

Let's not distinguish between them at all
Let's just drink a lot more alcohol
And then high-five each other
As we make a bunch of blanket statements

Let's generalize about men
Let's generalize about men
Let's take one bad thing about one man
And apply it to all of them
Let's conflate all the guys
Let's generalize about men

All men are completely repressed (uh-huh)
All men only want to have sex
There are no exceptions
All three billion men are like this
All 3.6 billion men

All men are emotionally stunted
When asked how they feel, every man's always grunted
And why do men never listen and only think about themselves
As opposed to women
Who always listen and never think about themselves?
Ooh, I hear you girl!

Let's generalize about men
Let's generalize about men
Let's get super-lit
And not admit
This is some kind of primal ritual we need now and then
Maybe our spirits will rise
If we generalize about men

All men are stupid and childish
Even the ones who are smart and mature
All every man does every day
Is watch porn, eat wings, burp, fart, and snore
Hey, what about gay men?
Oh no, they're fine

Gay men are all really great
Every single one
They're never mean, just sassy
They're all completely adorable and fun

So let's focus for now on straight men
Let's just generalize about them

They're all monsters
They're murderers
They're rapists
Totally
Wait, I have sons
Your sons are gonna be rapists
 
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From the discord:
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If Ian has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Ian has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Ian has only one fan then that is me. If Ian has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Ian, then I am against the world.
 
Charnel Ground said:
Burt has been singing to himself a lot today and I figured out what he's been singing while working out in the yard.

It's a song called Let's Generalize About Men from the musical comedy TV show Crazy Ex Girlfriend:

Right now, we're angry and sad
It's our right to get righteously mad
At every member of the opposite sex
Oh God, we hate them!

Let's not distinguish between them at all
Let's just drink a lot more alcohol
And then high-five each other
As we make a bunch of blanket statements

Let's generalize about men
Let's generalize about men
Let's take one bad thing about one man
And apply it to all of them
Let's conflate all the guys
Let's generalize about men

All men are completely repressed (uh-huh)
All men only want to have sex
There are no exceptions
All three billion men are like this
All 3.6 billion men

All men are emotionally stunted
When asked how they feel, every man's always grunted
And why do men never listen and only think about themselves
As opposed to women
Who always listen and never think about themselves?
Ooh, I hear you girl!

Let's generalize about men
Let's generalize about men
Let's get super-lit
And not admit
This is some kind of primal ritual we need now and then
Maybe our spirits will rise
If we generalize about men

All men are stupid and childish
Even the ones who are smart and mature
All every man does every day
Is watch porn, eat wings, burp, fart, and snore
Hey, what about gay men?
Oh no, they're fine

Gay men are all really great
Every single one
They're never mean, just sassy
They're all completely adorable and fun

So let's focus for now on straight men
Let's just generalize about them

They're all monsters
They're murderers
They're rapists
Totally
Wait, I have sons
Your sons are gonna be rapists
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He talks about being crazy/raping/murder a bit too much. Really makes me think he is acting. Crazy retards never think/talk about being crazy retards...
 
Video of Smaack skateboarding at the Chappelle Roan concert in Seattle that she mentioned:




She is just as bad as we've seen on the show :story:
 
Get the rope Macaulay! said:
He must be high IQ, how many black dudes know about that show?
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I think musicals scratch a certain itch for mega-autists, like they can enjoy the music better than pop music because all the lyrics are literal enough for them to grok and the wordplay is clever enough to keep their attention as opposed to pop music which is mostly vibes.
 
The costumes are fun.
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Ian is in the confessional now (no costume) and he sounds on the verge of tears. When asked who he thinks is showing some cracks he says himself. He's having a tough time not having access to technology.
 
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The Man With No Name said:
Alex made a good point about all of this - Luke's luggage is still there. Unlikely he left without his shit.
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Terror Sandwich said:
Now that it's confirmed that they'll continue with the elimination, my theory on why they kicked Luke is because he was the obvious target of the majority, and now there will probably be some drama on who they'll actually pick.
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It would be incredible if they let the group tear each other apart trying to find a new hate sink to eliminate, only to bring back Luke directly after eliminations have finished.
 
Them prompting them to continue to bitch and moan about the pots and pans wake up is great, they're seething about something so miniscule compared to what's ahead.
 
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