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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
burt is jerking it again, ben walks in and tells him no more pills for alex. Burt claims its only herbal supplements. Burt continues jerking.

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I think the hardest laugh I've gotten out of this show so far is when these two yapping bitches shut the fuck up and turned around while Burt was diagnosing Alex
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24/7 burt's bed director's cam

sign me up
Notwithstanding production stepping in and telling Burt that the can't give Alex his psychiatric medications anymore, and notwithstanding the fact that Burt is jacking off constantly his bedroom cam (he is the only person in it) has way more viewers than any other room.
 
You can see Payton's face scrunch up in disgust when cymbal just touches her leg for no reason.


How can he touch sar? How can he touch?
 
Jet has started sending TTS solely to Burt. He's relatively unphased.
I love how Burt reacts to TTS. Completely unfazed, just tries to tell the computer voice that just woke him up to buy supplements for Alex so Alex can take them himself lmao.
 
Burt autistically pleaded to the the TTS to get over the counter meds for Alex because he's in love with him. TTS responded that it's "not production" but will speak to them when they come upstairs.
 
How are you all enjoying the show at this point?

I almost feel like I'm watching a season of big brother, which makes me feel gay and stupid.

First couple of days set the stage bicely for incoming kino, but not enjoying whisper tank.
As somebody who's been pretty on and off, it's pretty enjoyable, not as good as the first 5 days of S2 but as soon as the rugpull happens it's going to be a fucking trip. There's still a lot of good content even if they're trying to be as normalfag as possible (Alex, Burt giving drugs to Alex, etc.) so it's not as unbearable as if they just went full Big Brother.

Some of these contestants are clearly NOT FUCKING NORMAL so when shit finally ramps up and assuming Jet doesn't fuck this up and kick off the most interesting people like the last seasons, it's going to be good.
 
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