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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Swamp_Donkey said:
From a girl's perspective, why did they act like Luke was a psychopath but they don't seem scared of the jeet?
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The legend of what Luke actually did grew with every retelling, at first it was a push and then it was assault, then he was a sociopath, and then he was a psychopath, and then he was a women beater with ptsd, and then he was a lunatic. I think they somehow took what Luke did to the pumpkins as a bigger threat than the push, as they viewed it a meltdown not him messing around and having fun. Just braindead women things. The jeet they are just grossed out by. Luke removed his manhood in their eyes by top dogging him and now he has no masculinity to them.
 
Swamp_Donkey said:
From a girl's perspective, why did they act like Luke was a psychopath but they don't seem scared of the jeet?
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(I'm not a girl) they can scream, appeal to authority etc if the Saar do anything slightly not cool, with Luke either you get attacked or just feel afraid cause they are smaller than him, of course they can appeal to authority too, but they don't want to get hurt psychically first.

edit: by "appeal to authority i mean like: "Hey production, this guy is a creep !! #MeToo omg omg omg"
 
Burt in vanity talking to himself about how "think everyone loves you but they hate you." More importantly, 12345. 12345. 12345.
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Swamp_Donkey said:
From a girl's perspective, why did they act like Luke was a psychopath but they don't seem scared of the jeet?
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The women are afraid of big strong handsome white men. No I'm not shitting, especially Smack. She compared Luke to Donald Trump.

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WelfareNiggerQueen said:
The women are afraid of big strong handsome white men. No I'm not shitting, especially Smack. She compared Luke to Donald Trump.
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Libtard women have been brainwashed to believe all masculinity is "toxic" but they can't recognize genuine misogyny when it slaps them in the face (or in Simbal's case - gropes their thighs and shushes them when they speak)

Bonus points if it's from a physically weak, ugly, brown man.
Domesticated Tomboy said:
accidental perfect depiction of women being made to feel unsafe/uncomfortable by a handsy brown 3rd worlder, but the moment the white man does what's necessary, he is the bad guy
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Here's some clips of Binx MCing at the Halloween party and some Burt singing in the third clip.




 
Funny how that bitch acting like she was scared from luke while this nigger said all that and he was gooning Infront them all and they're okay with it the hypocrisy with those bitches
gildersleeve said:
Man throws pumpkins and lightly pushes a jeet back into his room = scary

Schizobabbling black man that smells like cum and jerks constantly ready to tell the world that his dream is to portray a murdering rapist. = I feel safe
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Binx is already a streamer and has the e-girl aesthetic so she has the most potential to profit off of her Fishtank fame outside of the show. Since she was a 10 viewer streamer before this it would make all the sense for her to go all in into the Fishtank streaming world especially since it's lacking in streamers now that most of them have quit. She'll make a couple grand at minimum but there's the dangers that comes from pandering to the audience e.g. like it did for Tay.
 

This is my favorite recap channel (apologies for the direct link, I am unable to download this video for some reason :( )

But this includes a very rare clip at 6:26 in which Jet openly says Luke is a plant in the confessional:
Jet: "The audience knows you're the plant."
Luke: "Ohhhh"

Then Jet gives him instructions on how to gain the trust of the girls again. Production is guiding him the entire time, they told him to take the fall for the candy. They no doubt told him to come to the basement and be fake kicked off as a scapegoat.

The whole Luke situation is weird, but I find it funny they specifically got the Big Brother guy who was kicked off, plant him into this show, and then get him kicked off again. It has to be a joke and fake controversy just to bring him back. Also Jet telling him he is the plant to his face and him reacting with understanding is too many layers of meta for it to be fake.

Also Payton admitted she was gay in the loft last night, she was filming a scene with Jet where she was supposed to admit "I'm in a house full of crazies and I feel more lonely every day. I'm just waiting for my Prince Charming to come sweep me away."
To which Payton said "I will say everything except the Prince Charming part because I'm gay."
I am starting to like Alex more and more. His rallying speech in the Yard a couple nights ago to Ian and Luke was badass. He is a tweaker to the core, but he is just really loud and not actually scary like Burt. Ian is hilariously slothful, a lazy ass mexican who gets 50K in disability and doesn't want to lift and jeopardize his benefits. Probably why he does nothing around the house.

I feel like so many of these contestants were chosen out of spite to reinforce stereotypes and force liberal white girls to confront the ugliness of the real world. A stinky neetjeet, a cum fueled black porn star with schizo tendencies. a (Former?) drug addict who tweaks out and has an insane look in his eye. And a gay black sweetboy who lends his ear to all the girls but no doubt shit talks them all separately. The fact they outcast the normal attractive white man for getting rightfully heated is so hilarious, and the way they feel comfortable around Burt is like a metaphor for current year.

I feel like Luke came on too strong with his plant antics, and was asked to step away to make the fish comfortable for the slow burn, he will come back when things start to heat up. The tone of the producer messages make me think they are going to slow roll TTS out and may only do preset phrases, I cannot envision a situation where they force these fish to be in a house with nonstop racist tts messages. The only people who would stick around are Alex and Burt, but burt would flip tf out eventually and have to be removed.
 
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New house rules:

1. Curfew is 2am, must be in a bedroom not necessarily asleep
2. Don't share medication
3. When using a hairdryer try not to be under the microphone
4. Continue being considerate of Simmons and don't whisper
5. Make sure you're hitting at least 1 confessional a day
6. No changing outside the bathroom
 
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