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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
bookers said:
WTF IS WRONG WITH THIS NIGGA
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Its the Indian mating ritual. Instead of a peacock flaring its feathers, or a bird dancing left to right and tapping the ground and shooting seeds out, the Indian leans in close and whispers in their face and spreads his toes so the pheromones and aroma waft all over.
Swamp_Donkey said:
From a girl's perspective, why did they act like Luke was a psychopath but they don't seem scared of the jeet?
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From the perspective of someone watching it as Fishtank, I thought they were playing up the 'hes a psycho, Im so scared!' thing to get him kicked off, especially Alexis who was the first to play up 'I cant breathe, Im so scared', but Mizzy with the crying when she wanted people to do shit. Alexis showed herself to be a scheming person early on with people she didnt like and didnt Mizzy the morning after the shove say she kind of was making herself cry over the candy? Thinking on it more I still dont they were shook up with shit like the shove or him yelling and being kind of a dick. I do believe women when they say theyve dealt with men like that before and seen dudes get physically intimidating and raise their voice so they kind of know how to respond to it.

Putting myself in their shoes I think it kind of puts a light on why they say the (benign to us) pumpkin smash and the randomly waking them up with pans was seen as 'real psycho shit' because the shove was a response to an aggressor; Alexis was arguing with him when he called her Nurse Ratchet and Cymbal was approaching him and trying to be a hero when he was shoved. But from the perspective of someone who really believes the gaslight, the pumpkin smash was aggression out of nowhere seemingly to nothing (that was a big deal), and the pots and pans was crazy behavior in the middle of the night for no reason when he has been cool all day, so the other contestants could believe he really just had pent up aggression and anger, or was mentally breaking down or something.

tl;dr: The other guys they view as effeminate and 'their friend/ally', but more than that I think they truly believe in the idea that the cameras are there to record everything and it will be edited later, and if anything happens they have a contract and some security. They genuinely think production will step in if things get out of hand or start escalating too far (and theyre right, they have so far) but Luke wasnt too bothered by it all so I could see them genuinely thinking he was melting down, and Mizzy was psyching herself up over why doesnt he worry about the rules or play along at all, is he a plant or whatever.
Smegward said:
what's up with burt's gut? he looks like he has worms.
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This is something I noticed too and I kinda have it myself, I think its because he is working out wrong/not stretching, because he does seem otherwise fit but has a gut. I think he has anterior pelvic tilt.
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Swamp_Donkey said:
From a girl's perspective, why did they act like Luke was a psychopath but they don't seem scared of the jeet?
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Because they aren't actually scared of Luke. They acted it up to get him out because they could tell he was a strong contestant. They ARE scared of the jeet (seen by their body language and facial expressions) but due to the social climate and being leftie retardas, they don't feel comfortable saying anything against him. They still think they are on an actual tv show and are trying to be progressive and whatnot.
 
Ian pulled Ben aside for a secret convo. Sounds like he's retarded for signing up to be on a TV
 
Jet came in to an Alex confessional and told him outright that Burt's medication brought his energy levels way down. Alex agreed that Burt was wrong to give him the meds. Alex seems really worried about being eliminated, but Jet says it would be a worse case scenario for the producers if that was the case. He also asked Jet to edit out one of his pimples lol.

Alex goes on to say that he wants to go crazy, but he doesn't want to piss the others off. As soon as someone is eliminated, he says he'll start to "show his ass" again. Jet says he needs to be a good listener to appeal to the girls and to appeal to the gay guys more. Jet reaffirms that 80% of the time Alex should be listening so he doesn't piss anyone off.
 
popnloch ness monster said:
it's common knowledge female homosexuality isn't real, Payton might be further out from Earth than Burt
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If she was on the fence before this show, she is definitely full gay now. This cast of men, holy shit.

Smegward said:
what's up with burt's gut? he looks like he has worms.
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Palumboism, named after Dave Palumbo, also known as “steroid gut" or "bubble gut,” is a condition that primarily affects bodybuilders. It is characterized by the abnormal enlargement and protrusion of the abdominal area, specifically the oblique muscles, in relation to the chest.

My guess, because this guy is on a shit ton of pills and might juice for his physique.
 
That's a dude in make up. Peyton is a MtF tranny "lesbian". Calling it now.

Those videos of them modelling on the catwalk were eye-opening; the narrow hips and broad shoulders were striking. The collar-bones were also noticeably female. You can put make-up on and get plastic surgery, but it's much harder hiding your skeletal structure under it all. People focus on all the trannies that don't pass and don't realise there's still plenty of trannies that do pass and fly under the radar.

I'm also suspicious of Ted being a pooner but haven't had as much evidence to suss it out.
 
Nigger Faggotson said:
That's a dude in make up. Peyton is a MtF tranny "lesbian". Calling it now.

Those videos of them modelling on the catwalk were eye-opening; the narrow hips and broad shoulders were striking. The collar-bones were also noticeably female. You can put make-up on and get plastic surgery, but it's much harder hiding your skeletal structure under it all. People focus on all the trannies that don't pass and don't realise there's still plenty of trannies that do pass and fly under the radar.

I'm also suspicious of Ted being a pooner but haven't had as much evidence to suss it out.
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Do you need some pills from Dr Burt? Don't worry, it's just supplements and vitamins.
 
Nigger Faggotson said:
That's a dude in make up. Peyton is a MtF tranny "lesbian". Calling it now.

I'm also suspicious of Ted being a pooner but haven't had as much evidence to suss it out.
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I had the same thought of Payton early on and wanted an adams apple check, but ive come around on that shes just kinda lanky, dont forget shes only 19 and 5'9 so tall for women.
As for Ted hes just hit total twink death and obv past substance abuse.
 
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fukkit said:
Days until content dries up and airsoftfatty is called in?
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i suspect he is imminent considering lukes departure.

Nigger Faggotson said:
That's a dude in make up. Peyton is a MtF tranny "lesbian". Calling it now.

Those videos of them modelling on the catwalk were eye-opening; the narrow hips and broad shoulders were striking. The collar-bones were also noticeably female. You can put make-up on and get plastic surgery, but it's much harder hiding your skeletal structure under it all. People focus on all the trannies that don't pass and don't realise there's still plenty of trannies that do pass and fly under the radar.

I'm also suspicious of Ted being a pooner but haven't had as much evidence to suss it out.
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nigga you gay.
 
Jet is doing more today and the quality of content is notably dropping. He's just not as manipulative as Ben or Sam.

 
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