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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
They're currently ranking themselves from least to most attractive. Alexis refuses to move from the top spot

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Swamp_Donkey said:
Wtf is the wiggers fascination with this bit? They do it every season and it's never funny.
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This works better with normies, ESPECIALLY the women. This is the quickest way to get women to hate one another, having them rank themselves based on attractiveness. Every girl in that line saw Alexis forcing herself at the #1 spot and seethed. This alienates them and forces them to show their true colors and what they think of one another. Notice how Alexis was yapping at the #1 spot and directing everyone, and didn't stick up for any of the girls in the middle of the row.
 
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sams been doing a manscaper commercial for like 10 minutes everyones trying not to laugh
 
Zoc Verde said:
Jet gives him instructions on how to gain the trust of the girls again. Production is guiding him the entire time, they told him to take the fall for the candy. They no doubt told him to come to the basement and be fake kicked off as a scapegoat
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All he told him was where the candy was and to return it to be the hero to the girls. He did not tell him to say he took the candy.
 
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Sam is filming a scene where he keeps saying "You are not alone in this house, the game is about to change...." and Director Ben keeps interrupting the take to tell Sam he keeps smirking, causing them to have a fake argument. The cast is super tense. It has been about 6 takes by now, and they have yet to say the big reveal.

Now Ben is doing the take because Sam was pretending to be petty and said "you do the take then and show me how."

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Who is also not saying the big reveal and rehearsing it with Sam.

UPDATE: Simbal was away while they were filming this scene, he arrived in the den and they told him to just go away and shower because they already started.
 
Nigger Faggotson said:
That's a dude in make up. Peyton is a MtF tranny "lesbian". Calling it now.

Those videos of them modelling on the catwalk were eye-opening; the narrow hips and broad shoulders were striking. The collar-bones were also noticeably female. You can put make-up on and get plastic surgery, but it's much harder hiding your skeletal structure under it all. People focus on all the trannies that don't pass and don't realise there's still plenty of trannies that do pass and fly under the radar.

I'm also suspicious of Ted being a pooner but haven't had as much evidence to suss it out.
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More likely is she just has some sort of developmental issue that lead to having too little estrogen/ too much testosterone during puberty, which is VERY often the case with dykes. Most lesbians are chicks with kinda masculine figures and faces and a fucked up libido due to that hormonal imbalance.
 
Sam and Ben just revealed the Smart House has an AI Program called "Computer" that is watching them at all times and learning about them, and is about to be activated. TTS for sure.
 
Norstein Bekkler said:
my money's on her being a normal teenage girl going through her "I'm lesbian" phase that every college age girl seems to go through tbh
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nigga have you seen her catwalk video? She's got the bone structure of a man. Its not every college girl, its generally the ones who aren't very feminine. Or whores who will hook up with anything they can, but they always call themselves bi.
 
Zoc Verde said:
Sam and Ben just revealed the Smart House has an AI Program called "Computer" that is watching them at all times and learning about them, and is about to be activated. TTS for sure.
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why is your name verde? Are you a latinx and that's why youre stating the most obvious and established thing we know about the show?
 
TardTech said:
why is your name verde? Are you a latinx and that's why youre stating the most obvious and established thing we know about the show?
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I'm Ian.
And it is fun to know when the cast is being officially told about the "AI component" they are all freaking out right now and getting excited. One of them even said "AI can't be mean unless its hypothetical!"
 
Zoc Verde said:
I'm Ian.
And it is fun to know when the cast is being officially told about the "AI component" they are all freaking out right now and getting excited. One of them even said "AI can't be mean unless its hypothetical!"
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"AI cant be mean" "*beep* NIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGER"
 
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