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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
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burt having a nice relaxing snack
 
For a paranoid schizophrenic, even in his meltdowns he's very articulate.

Edit: Burt's disassembly craze
 
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wifi signal getting ignored or left out is the best recurring bit this year so far
Can someone post clips of that when it happens? Something similar happened with him as well when he was going to vote who to kick and Sam just said ok.
It's RUDE to not clip him getting ignored and post it here.
 
Can someone post clips of that when it happens? Something similar happened with him as well when he was going to vote who to kick and Sam just said ok.
It's RUDE to not clip him getting ignored and post it here.
He's just sitting in his bedroom theres nothing to clip
 
Not like he does anything worth paying attention to, he's been sitting alone reading for the last while. Had the fan blasting and fucking up the audio too, until it got Burt'd.
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Computer: "Cymbal you're a star, but you need to make friends"
He mumbled something back, like he needs to get his voice across or something.

He's getting a few tts, but takes forever to respond to them. He's mad at it for telling everyone else he moved the furniture.
 
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maybe computer told burt to kill the fan because it was loud and annoying
but now the jeet is going to be sweaty and stinky

also lol burt now walkin around in undies
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Unpopular opinion: I really enjoy LeRon as a contestant. I think he fills an important role the same way that Ian does. Regardless of what you think about him as a person, he adds a lot to plot development through his scheming and manipulating. Also, he really appears to be genuine in a lot of his interactions (like the confessional with Ted), which makes the show more engaging.
 
Ben: Luka (sp? the cameraman) do you want to get a shot of cymbal?
Cameraman:
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Closest he got to simlol:
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Can't believe I'm spending my weekend watching this guy seethe and eat chips. God damn those wrappers are loud though.

Unpopular opinion: I really enjoy LeRon as a contestant. I think he fills an important role the same way that Ian does. Regardless of what you think about him as a person, he adds a lot to plot development through his scheming and manipulating. Also, he really appears to be genuine in a lot of his interactions (like the confessional with Ted), which makes the show more engaging.
My main problem with him is he's currently filling the same niche as Alexis. I don't think I'll really find him interesting until tts gets spicier, so I hope he sticks around for that.
 
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That's a dude in make up. Peyton is a MtF tranny "lesbian". Calling it now.

Those videos of them modelling on the catwalk were eye-opening; the narrow hips and broad shoulders were striking. The collar-bones were also noticeably female. You can put make-up on and get plastic surgery, but it's much harder hiding your skeletal structure under it all. People focus on all the trannies that don't pass and don't realise there's still plenty of trannies that do pass and fly under the radar.

I'm also suspicious of Ted being a pooner but haven't had as much evidence to suss it out.

More likely is she just has some sort of developmental issue that lead to having too little estrogen/ too much testosterone during puberty, which is VERY often the case with dykes. Most lesbians are chicks with kinda masculine figures and faces and a fucked up libido due to that hormonal imbalance.
It's hilarious to see you guys cooping like what's so weird about a lesbian 19 years old White girl being beautiful and she looks nothing like trans or a man she just dumb like any women nothing else.
 
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