🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

I want hellhouse, but watching Burt spiral is kinda sad lol.

Burt is the scariest thing in FT history, finally making it a hell house. I would rather have Sam or Hassle screaming in my face than Burt 50 yards from me going through a skitzo episode.

 

[HansKlokBier]

Why watch this shit,

ppl big brother came out 20 years ago. Times change work on yourself and be the change u want to be.

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

I think Sam and Ben arguing in front of the cast is a bit they're working on. Either that or Sam needs a midol.

 

[Agares]

This season would be Normietank without Burt and Alex.

 

[sum ting wong]

 

[Fake News Anchor]

Why watch this shit,

ppl big brother came out 20 years ago. Times change work on yourself and be the change u want to be.

Why post this shit,

ppl moral fagging went out of style 20 years ago. Times change keep your shit opinion to yourself and be the closeted homo u want to be.

 

[HansKlokBier]

Why post this shit,

ppl moral fagging went out of style 20 years ago. Times change keep your shit opinion to yourself and be the closeted homo u want to be.

You are right, i just don't like fishtank

 

[Foster]

 

[flamboyant cuttlefish]

Why watch this shit,

ppl big brother came out 20 years ago. Times change work on yourself and be the change u want to be.

This is a parody of Big Brother. Despite outward similarities it is ultimately a completely different product.

 

[Maximilian Rez D'Fault]

You are right, i just don't like fishtank

Well it's a good thing we're watching Famous House™ then.

 

[Autistic Integrity]

STORY TIME EVENT

Computer asks "Ian are you sad that you may go home tonight?"

 

[Sicko Hunter]

You are right, i just don't like fishtank

Coming into a thread just to say “heh you find this interesting it’s fucking dumb!” Should be an instant thread ban. Nothing more insufferable.

 

[DapperShark]

You are right, i just don't like fishtank

Thanks for that completely useless information

 

[Fake News Anchor]

Coming into a thread just to say “heh you find this interesting it’s fucking dumb!” Should be an instant thread ban. Nothing more insufferable.

kind of based tho

 

[Blumenkrieg]

Ever since Ted has turned him down Burt has said multiple times now that he might love Alex.

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He also thinks the crew and cameramen are into him lmao
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Burt will treat Alex better than his obese wife ever could. I am in full support.

 

[gamerfoodlover]

stolen from /tv/

 

[Lowercase I internet]

The Fish were required to go around and tell their most interesting life stories. During these stories the Fish were sometimes interrupted by Computer. Mizzy's story was boring, but she got burnt because Sam accidently ashed his cigar on her. Smack tells an adoption story and mentions that she helped host a troon and women skating rink. Burt says he met a Nigerian man with a family online, opened his eyes to gay experiences, and the Nigerian left his family as a result. Basically, he's a homewrecker lmao.

Leron says he's a "fourth generation dream prophet and a second generation baby prophet. He has apparently predicted a bunch of his families babies. He goes on to predict that Alexis's next baby will be a girl, this makes Alexis break down in tears of joy. Jeet gave a weird sob story about how his brother was premature. The jeet then left the room to cry alone. Alex starts his story off saying that he was a professional CSGO player and played in a stadium in front of 36k people. The story then shifts to a sadder tone. Alex said his friend died in a car accident and that his last words were "I wanna go fast like Ricky Bobby." He says he looked like Darth Vader on his death bed. Computer says ouch, and honks an actual car horn.

Sam seemed very captivated by Alex's story, most likely because Sam had a similar experience when he was younger. Ian tells the story about how how he was attacked by a feces covered dementia patient.

Sam takes Alex aside and talks to him at the island, asking about his dad and his past. Sam seems to really be warming up to Alex, and it's clear that Alex is one of his favorites, especially after the story. Sam gets Burt to admit that he's still in contact with the Nigerian man.

 

[Fake News Anchor]

Mizzy tells an adoption story and mentions that she helped host a troon and women skating rink.

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That was Smack.

 

[Lowercase I internet]

That was Smack.

Sorry, these women all act and sound very similar.

 

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

Leron says he's a "fourth generation dream prophet and a second generation baby prophet.

When Laron said that, Sam nearly broke character as soon as he said this. He had to go to the hallway bathroom to get some laughs out and regain composure, he was in there for a few minutes. It was a cultural enrichment moment for everyone.