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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Is Ted just a predatory faggot bitch, crying and appearing weak just to get the women to lower their guard and allow him in? If that's his strategy it's worked out very well, with them being all over him.
he thinks he can save his ass by gaining sympathy with the girls

BROTHERS FOR LIFE SCENE




BURT TALKING TO "JOSIE" THE COMPUTER ABOUT HIS FEARS

BINX AND JEET SCENE

GARBAGE ALEXIS AND PAYTON SCENE
 
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what the director chooses from
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Getting pretty tired of these gay-ass "scenes". I understand they're necessary to keep the "Famous House" illusion going, but damn, they really suck.
They're also there to annoy the fish in a unique way by making them do multiple takes of the same retarded fake scenes that make no sense.
 
Elimination vote starting.

Contestant 1 is Payton:
"I'm voting for Ian because I want to play the game with everyone, and I don't think Ian's heart is in it."
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Contestant 2 is Alexis:
"Sorry Ian, I think you're a cool dude but I wanna play the game that everyone else is playing. I like your vibe and I hope we can chill later."
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Contestant 3 is Ted:
"I idiotically let too many people know I was voting for Binx [which she specifically asked him not to, as the condition for saying it was okay to vote for her], so I'm voting for Ian even though I wanted to vote for myself." (paraphrasing pussy vulture nonsense tampon rambling)
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Contestant 4 is Smaack:
"I'm voting for Ian just because of what was talked about yesterday. I'm not sure how much he wants to be here." (director cam kept cutting back to the den, so I missed most of what she said)

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Contestant 5 is Mizzy:
"I'm voting for this person because I made a promise to Ian that I wouldn't vote for him and I'm staying true to my word. This is a rogue vote and I don't want this person to go home this week."
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Contestant 6 is Ian:
"I'm voting for this person because of the conversation yesterday. I don't think they'll be going home and I don't think it will do any harm for me to cast a vote against this person."1730593481914.png
Contestant 7 is Simbal:
"Sorry buddy. I know I gave you my word, but you're a tough competitor. I just wanted to, I don't think you're going home."
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Constestant 8 is Alex:
"Do you guys really wanna watch someone sleep 9 hours a day? Let's get people in here that wanna have fun."

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Contestant 9 is Burt:
(after being trolled by Jet TTS "Great Choice!")
"This is not a decision I wanted to make."

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Contestant 10 is Binx:
"I'm casting my vote for Ian because I feel it's fruitless not to, and even though his mind has changed, he's the only person that has said he doesn't want to be here."
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Contestant 11 is Laron:
"I respect you, but if I had to grade everyone on the effort of being here, I'd have to give you an F."

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That's 8 votes for Ian, 1 vote for Laron, 1 vote for Alex, 1 vote for Payton. Astonishingly, Mizzy and Simbal are the only ones of the wavering votes that actually kept to their words to not vote for Ian.

Unless Sam pulls some shit, Ian is going home. I'm leaving home tho, so someone else update the result.
 
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