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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
@Agares Not if he's truly a freeloader. But they just changed Ian's status to "freeloader" in the middle of the night, afaik he was never kicked off, therefore unable to return as a freeloader. They may be joking about him laying around eating and generally doing the bare minimum on the challenges.

Or they may reveal that Ian IS a freeloader and untouchable AFTER the first vote, and they'll all have to vote again. The suspense is real.
 
This despicable fucking jeet voted for alex even though he knows ian is most likely going home. Even after he gave alex his word that he won't vote him in principle, instead coping by saying "he's a tough competitor that's why"
 
Tr00nStompa said:
This despicable fucking jeet voted for alex even though he knows ian is most likely going home. Even after he gave alex his word that he won't vote him in principle, instead coping by saying "he's a tough competitor that's why"
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Saar you are too much competition. Please do the mindful and go home so I can have bobs and vegana to myself.
 
what exactly did Ian do to piss everyone off?
 
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Why are these retards voting off the least threatening person in the house? Wouldn’t you want to target the strongest competition first? Strategically, this is really dumb.
 
8:00pm Elimination. Immediate manscape ad lol. After the ad Sam mentions how the Fish trauma bonded a bunch. Fire crackling in the background to set atmosphere. The ballots will be private to limit strategy and will take place in the mail room. Payton chooses Ian because she wants to play with others whose hearts are in the game. She wants real competition. Alexis is next. She votes for Ian. Says he has a good vibe but she wants to play a game where everyone else wants to play. She also had to look at his name to spell it. Viewership hits 16k. Ted is next. He chooses Ian. Wanted to do a disruptive vote but it wouldn’t have worked because he let too many people know about it. Smack is next. She votes for Ian. Says he doesn’t want to be here.

Mizzy is next. She votes for Laron. She made an agreement with Ian to not vote for him, so she made a rogue vote. Ian is next. He votes for Payton without an explanation. He is told to give an explanation, and his reason for voting for Payton is because he thinks he’s going to be eliminated, and Payton is least likely to be eliminated. Simbal/Jeet is next. He votes Alex, therefore betraying him because he gave him his word to not vote for him. Says he did so because Alex is a good competitor.

Alex is next. He kneels and writes down Ian's name. He makes a crazy tongue face at the camera and asks the audience if they really want to watch someone sleep nine hours a day. He says his nice act is over if he makes it passed this elimination. Burt is next. Writes Ian. Computer buzzes in jump scaring him and says “great choice.” Burt says he didn’t want to vote for Ian, but since everyone was voting for Ian it made the most sense. Binx is next. She votes for Ian. Reasoning is that it’s fruitless not to. He’s the only one who said he doesn’t want to be there.

Laron/Sneed is next. Votes for Ian. Says it’s nothing personal and that he can relate to his upbringing. Grades his effort while being in the house as an F. Show reaches 17k viewers. Sam once again gives a manscape ad after the eliminations are over. Sam and Ben collect the votes.

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There's a dilemma in rigging it this early. If they stay true and cast off Ian (who is a prime freeloader who will be back/stay on regardless) then it solidifies the fantasy that the show is real. However, if they rig it now, it may cast doubt and suspicion among the fish if they are truthful, but you know for sure they are going to talk endlessly about it. I don't think they'll outright rig it.
 
DOORSTUCK said:
There's a dilemma in rigging it this early. If they stay true and cast off Ian (who is a prime freeloader who will be back/stay on regardless) then it solidifies the fantasy that the show is real. However, if they rig it now, it may cast doubt and suspicion among the fish if they are truthful, but you know for sure they are going to talk endlessly about it. I don't think they'll outright rig it.
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They already don't trust eachother. Most of the fish are in more alliances than they can keep track of. Every fish will also say they voted for Ian casting doubt.
 
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