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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
ian bout to go get baked with sam and be back in a few days
 
Lowercase I internet said:
Congratulations Wiggers. It took three seasons, but the first natural elimination took place with minimal hitches. It may have been delayed by two days, but it was completely satisfactory. Rip Ian.
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I don't think this counts.

Luke got eliminated first this season.

They will have to try again next year unfortunately.
 
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laron comforts ted. new bromance?
 
I'm gonna need some more hell house kino though.. I want Fatty throwing up on bitches. Walking around naked. I need JJJjJjJ TTS 150 times a day. This has been entertaining but I can't just watch a big brother knockoff much longer.
 
Its Vladi Bby said:
I'm gonna need some more hell house kino though.. I want Fatty throwing up on bitches. Walking around naked. I need JJJjJjJ TTS 150 times a day. This has been entertaining but I can't just watch a big brother knockoff much longer.
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Gonna need more verticalbarverticalbarverticalbar spam too.
 
Halloween23 said:
Now that the dust has settled, has Ian surpassed Meg and become the worst fish of all time?
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Definitely not meg tier. Ian had some funny moments but was more there as a walking meme for the viewers. Very strong Mauro tier contender.
 
Alex is like if Jon and Jimmy did the DBZ fusion dance but fucked it up and got a shitty transformation.

The only thing I'm still interested in is when/if the crew drops the charade and makes these fags crawl around in a pile of trash eating hogcorn.
 
Burt went to bed early and had a brief conversation with "Josie."

She told him that something had been left in the downstairs fireplace(?) and he should not partake, but it might help his friends.

She said she could not talk tonight, and they scheduled a conversation for tomorrow morning. Other fish were listening at the door, and the AI called them out. They ran off laughing.

Not sure how to embed videos, but the clip link is here.
 
flamboyant cuttlefish said:
Burt went to bed early and had a brief conversation with "Josie."

She told him that something had been left in the downstairs fireplace(?) and he should not partake, but it might help his friends.

She said she could not talk tonight, and they scheduled a conversation for tomorrow morning. Other fish were listening at the door, and the AI called them out. They ran off laughing.

Not sure how to embed videos, but the clip link is here.
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these clips never work for me, they always say not found
 
As our first real elimination comes. I have a few thoughts on our magical nigga Burt
This is long winded and gay so I'll spoiler it for the scrollers.
I feel that despite all Burt gives to the show, knowingly or otherwise, the TTS thing is really fucking with him. It's not enough for him to flee the show yet but I think it's the catalyst of further decline. We've only just begun afterall.

I've noticed a significant spiral in his mental state since coming from the show. I think we've all seen it. It's not just in his outward mannerisms or the occasional slips where he admits to the extent of his condition, but it's his behaviour and method of reasoning that have been getting far more erratic. His mindless following of TTS is concerning to say the least. I can see he's already starting to slip and I as the show gradually moves to helltank territory he's simply not going to be able to handle it. And no, I'm not talking about "uwu the TTS said a mean word/the plant did something I don't like let's spent 3 days bitching about it". Weak men cry into the bosoms of women for attention... But Burt is trucking on like a man... He seems to be suffering in silence.

I love the guy, I really do. He's goofy but genuine, he may have shown his cock and wank at least once a day in full view of 10k+ viewers, he may openly pursue romantic relations with an ADHD riddled goofball, he may waltz around the house in his undies and mutter to himself any time he's alone, and his extra circular activities are freaky as all hell to say the least... But he also expresses genuine soul in all he does. We truly see the highs and lows with this guy, he wears his heart on his sleeve and unlike many of the vapid and personality deprived contestants, he actually has life experiences that have shaped him as a person.
But I don't think he's going the distance, while he won't be outright voted out because the absolute socially blind retards that cohabit the famous house can't ever see past their own vanity to realize that Burt is indeed mentally unstable... I think there's a solid likelihood that Burt will either call it in or the producers have the good grace to take him out for his own wellbeing.

I understand Burt is on a significant amount of medication in order to keep functional, and I have reason to believe he's lying to the other contestants and maybe even the producers about what exactly he is taking. While some individuals with schizo-affective illnesses may only require a good sleep medication to remain functional, Burt's mannerisms since the beginning of this show tells me there's more to it than that.
He seems like a functional enough fella despite his mannerisms but the entire point of the show is to fuck with the contestants and really put them through their paces. You have to be mentally prepared for that. While Burt strikes me as the sort of guy to be highly motivated and intelligent enough to fight the illnesses he has, his condition is still a very serious one. The stress of the show will probably trigger further symptoms and if he's prone to relapsing into psychosis (it's said that schizophrenia is a degenerating condition that gets worse with each relapse) it'll be in his best interest to quit the show while he's ahead and take time to stabilize.

I don't think he presents a real danger to the other contestants or to himself. But I think he's only going to get more unstable as time goes on.
Enjoy the kino while it lasts lads. And admire the fact that he's sticking it out for as long as he will. Burt seems to have a good head on his shoulders but I don't think he'll stick it for long. I know this all sounds incredibly faggy. But I do sympathize with the guy. Godspeed you magnificent coomer. I hope you prove me wrong.
 
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Burt sleeping peacefully through the honking.

If the Jeet is still on when the 1 on 1 date fishtoy is activated, I reckon they'll make a bit of money from torturing each woman to be forced on constant dates with him.
 
Mizzy talking to Alex as he's going off, but she's stuck on the attractiveness rating from yesterday. Apparently she's salty no one spoke up about moving her up the line, though she's trying to hide it.
 
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