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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
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This is what Mizzys legs look like.
No this is more accurate:
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I cannot understate just how great of a pick Bert was for Fishtank. This dude was literally made to be on a show like this. I'm a die hard Lettychud and Bert is quickly becoming my favorite contestant of all time.
 
Burt now believes this is a gay male reality dating show after the tts confirms his conspiracies about the show being too focused on men and all the men being gay.
 
"Is this a gay male dating show?" -BURT
"....YES." -COMPUTER

Homie is like "They don't make dude wipes for women, why would they sponser this show with women on it??" to "There are women here, it's a gay dating show." Brilliant.
 
burt is the goat contestant and the computer tts is genius.

jet i kneel.
he just buys it no questions asked.

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burt keeps trying to explain his theory's to alexis and then wifi and production keeps taking them away mid convo
 
Season 2 just didn't land for me, but 3 has been absolute gold so far. Burt alone elevates it to S1 level at minimum.
 
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