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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
Production probably won't allow it but TTS should gaslight Burt into thinking Jeremy Gold is into him and he should reciprocate. Put Sam in a self defense situation.
 
"ARE WE ALL QUEER MEN?" -burt
"uhhh... i think queerness is a spectrum" -binx
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In the 70's and 80's people all thought "well golly gee in the far off year of 2024 advances in technology will allow us to have flying cars, robotic servants and cities on the moon!"

But in actuality we have people manipulating A hyper/homosexual black schizophrenic who was tricked into coming onto A reality show of a wholly different type than he believes it is, into believing that said show is actually a covert dating show for gay guys. This is all in addition to bombarding him with suggestions from a disembodied robotic voice that he has been led to believe is from and advanced computer system, all from the comfort of their own homes.

Ain't the future grand?

"His name is Burt and he likes to Spurt"
 
Burt asked if it was a "fruit fly situation" since no one was looking for a relationship, now he's telling everyone he's schizophrenic but not taking any mood stabilizers or anti-psychotics, he's just taking SUPPLEMENTS. BURT IS UNMEDICATED. OH SHIT.
 
I kinda feel bad for Burt. It seems like he got a degree in mathematics, and was a teacher at some point, which was his ideal career.

Now he gets throat fucked by BBC as s porn star, and sells his Daddy Dom services for several hundred dollars a pop.

He legitimately seems schizo, and while there is an air of intelligence about him, his delusions make him very gullible.

The fact that he doesn't see through this AI bit at all is crazy.

I really don't think he can manage several more weeks in the tank, unless he somehow gets "in" on the joke. Dudes heart rate seems to skyrocket every time the TTS startles him lol.
 
Burt was rambling to Binx about how this has to be a gay man reality dating show. Alexis walks in and Binx passes this off to her. Alexis finds her single maternal instinct and sits down to explain AI to Burt, which she seems to think is this god-like entity that can constantly record their heartbeats and pulse. Burt still remains skeptical because no sex is in the contract and this seems like a dating show set up and the cast has a lot of gayness. She tells him the show is revolutionary because of the AI aspect, that no reality show has done this before so sex wouldn't need to be the focus and that stuff is probably in the contract for consent issues and liability issues. Burt still seems skeptical and a bit wound up but Alexis did try her best to talk him down a lot. Afterwards Burt asked Binx if this meant the Pajeet was gay, she said to go ask him soon. Pray to god this means Burt gives Pajeet a taste of his own grabby hands.

e: I think during or right before this Ben was gassing up Pajeet, who keeps asking for direction but also flaunting that he knows he is a good actor. He also asked Ben what Jeremy's deal is, to which Extremely Gay Ben defensively explains that is between him and Jeremy, his boss. Jeet repeatedly apologizes for asking.
 
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Burt was rambling to Binx about how this has to be a gay man reality dating show. Alexis walks in and Binx passes this off to her. Alexis finds her single maternal instinct and sits down to explain AI to Burt, which she seems to think is this god-like entity that can constantly record their heartbeats and pulse. Burt still remains skeptical because no sex is in the contract and this seems like a dating show set up and the cast has a lot of gayness. She tells him the show is revolutionary because of the AI aspect, that no reality show has done this before so sex wouldn't need to be the focus and that stuff is probably in the contract for consent issues and liability issues. Burt still seems skeptical and a bit wound up but Alexis did try her best to talk him down a lot. Afterwards Burt asked Binx if this meant the Pajeet was gay, she said to go ask him soon. Pray to god this means Burt gives Pajeet a taste of his own grabby hands.
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Alexis is an Agent sent by the Matrix to keep Burt from realizing the truth.
Despite the schizophrenia he's 70% there.
 
I've been too busy as of late to clip shit but this was to good for me not to stay up late and cut this out for you guys.



IT'S A GAY SHOW. ALSO ALEXIS IS A TRANNY. :story:

Jet I fucking kneel this is great. Shortly after Alexis came in and somehow managed to both defuse the situation calming Burt and reinforce ALL of his assumptions.
 
Calling it now, unless they ease off the gas big time, Burt is gonna be Summer 2.0 and get kicked due to mental implosion.
 
Whomever's running Kiwi Clips, I'm loving your fuckin' thumbnail :story:
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Grim_Autismo said:
Burt asked if it was a "fruit fly situation" since no one was looking for a relationship, now he's telling everyone he's schizophrenic but not taking any mood stabilizers or anti-psychotics, he's just taking SUPPLEMENTS. BURT IS UNMEDICATED. OH SHIT.
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fuck all you dorks who doubted him giving alex a Benadryl cocktail, it is I am who is vindicated.
 
Burt: "Have you noticed all the products are male orientated, the production are all men and the men have queer vibes?"

Blix " Oh yeah, it's like soooo unfair to women like in here and there is such like a glass ceiling and the women are like oppressed here and like SLAAAAAAAAY QWEEEEEEN"
 
BingBongDingDong said:
fuck all you dorks who doubted him giving alex a Benadryl cocktail, it is I am who is vindicated.
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Buddy just because he's not taking x prescribed medications doesn't mean he's actually taking real supplements, lol. He talked about going to a psychiatrist and an endocrinologist, motherfucker is on a juice cocktail and he's doing something else, why else would he need to go to a psychiatrist to get six weeks of "supplements"?

He's not taking schizo meds but he's getting other sorts of medications, could be stuff to help him with his night terrors, who knows. They do give them benadryl in psych wards though, knocks people out.
 
This is Burt right now

Mizzy and Alexis are his Agent Smith's keeping him trapped.
Mizzy got really scared when Burt started to ask if people are watching right now. Alexis is just retarded but good at gassing him down.
 
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~1:45 AM: Burt is spiraling. No one in KF chat recalls Burt taking his meds tonight. He is convinced that the show is secretly a "queer male dating show" and the other fish are noticing his mental state, but they are too drunk to help him. He is checking the whole house for "clues"
 
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