🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera
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~1:30AM (Daylight savings) Gorl talk update: Alexis is leading the charge on shit talking Mizzy to the penthouse group. She told everyone about Mizzy's secret snack stash. They are pinning her as a serious threat in the house. La'ron calls Mizzy "beautiful" - Alexis corrects him, "but, like on the outside" (implying she thinks Mizzy has an ugly personality)
**UPDATE: Alexis is pinning the candy theft on MIZZY. Reminder, Alexis and La'ron stole the candy.
**UPDATE: Alexis is pinning the candy theft on MIZZY. Reminder, Alexis and La'ron stole the candy.
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I knew it would be these two who would fight for top girl spot.
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Thank you Jet.
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RE: Burt's medication, it seems like some of y'all missed when Sam was going through their belongings while they were all distracted during the dance party. Sam finds Burt's pharm stash, said "Whoa" three times, and "This guy is like a cyborg". Later on, his pill bottles were sprawled across the air mattress and the other fish didn't seem to notice them at all lol. The timestamp from this video is the best I could find:
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Burt wakes up in the middle of the night. He listens to B2 for some time. Then he silently eats candy alone for 20 minutes while pacing back and forth between the closet mirror and vanity mirror, and comes to a revelation - "It's a prank show, with a live audience."
Production: "Burt has finally figured it out, but will anyone believe him?"
update: his fixation on DUDE wipes, MANscaped, and MR. beast are clouding his judgement
Production: "Burt has finally figured it out, but will anyone believe him?"
update: his fixation on DUDE wipes, MANscaped, and MR. beast are clouding his judgement
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Jeet starts singing Rape Me by Nirvana during a friendly game of Pokemon Monopoly.
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Listening to Burt talk reminds me of how Null likes listening to schizos. Not internet schizo, actual schizophrenics. This man is so convinced in his own mind that the show is a GAY DATING SHOW that not even a group of girls could convince him. It's so fun just hearing him explain to himself in the mirror and ask questions that he'll make up an answer to. So far here's what I've gathered from his thought process.
- Dude wipes, BMW car, Manscaped? All things for men
- No phones = No learning the show's secret (apparently gay dating)
- All of production are attractive men
- All of the male contestants are queer (Luke got kicked for being straight)
- One of the girls is mtf trans (not sure who), the others are just 'fruit flies' (read: fag hag)
- 7 men? that's more men than women. (very important?)
- Bunk beds are a man thing .
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Burt is cracking the code.
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"Is it a live stream..." - Burt
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"Is it a live stream..." - Burt
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Burt realized that Mr Beast (via Feastables) also somehow fits into the equation of this being a gay hookup show.
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He said it must be part of the gay dating show sponsors because "Mr Beast" sounds manly.
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Things Burt has (successfully) figured out:
There's at least one plant
One of the plants was Luke
One of the candy thieves stole their own candy
The show isn't what it seems
It's not famous house
The audience knows something they don't
They're cut off from the outside so that they can't get info from the outside, not so they can't leak info
The audience is watching live
This is a prank show
The scenes that the cameras shoot are pranks
The number of contestants with mental illness is unusually high
The number of queers is unusually high
The props are weird
The sponsors are weird
It's a gay show
Things he believes (or used to believe) that aren't true
Alex is a second plant
It's a gay dating show
The women are all also plants (?)
There's at least one plant
One of the plants was Luke
One of the candy thieves stole their own candy
The show isn't what it seems
It's not famous house
The audience knows something they don't
They're cut off from the outside so that they can't get info from the outside, not so they can't leak info
The audience is watching live
This is a prank show
The scenes that the cameras shoot are pranks
The number of contestants with mental illness is unusually high
The number of queers is unusually high
The props are weird
The sponsors are weird
It's a gay show
Things he believes (or used to believe) that aren't true
Alex is a second plant
It's a gay dating show
The women are all also plants (?)
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Is Burt literally functioning on two hours of sleep a night? Seems like he never sleeps at all.
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Skimmed through the last few pages since elimination. Did anything else happen besides Burt slipping further?
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A few notes
-Burt figuring out that 'Famous House' is a prank show/gay dating show and yes he's slipping... Unyielding loyalty in the TTS system has me on the edge of my seat lmao!
-Simbal getting increasingly touchy and creepy, the chance of a consent accident is increasing. The women notice his creepiness but are socially conditioned to not set boundaries
-Alexis being queen bitch as usual and plotting against Mizzy with a few others, Mizzy is the only contestant who has 'taken the red pill' about the show (she's smug about knowing what's in the basement which may produce content later as she clashes with others).
Without people like Alex and Burt the show would just be catty bitches and nobodies constantly seething about people stealing candy (the candy challenge is long over).
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Well, MrBeast is a faggot unless you're like 12 years old, so yeah it checks out.
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The fact that Mizzy was the first to figure it out means that Sam and Jet won't let her go down to some midwit like Alexis.
If you think about it, the "secret ballot" process means that management can eliminate anyone they want to regardless of the actual vote. The remaining fish can talk it over after, claim THEY didn't vote for so-and-so, etc., and all the fish will just assume the others are lying even if they're telling the truth, and that the elimination is legit. They also have all those nice, clear, paper-holding templates to photoshoop if they want to start drama later. It's very clever really.
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Burt by sheer force of mental power figured out everything like goddamn Jimmy Neutron doing a brain blast. thats insane.
the fact that the computer part is a lie and its just random assholes paying $100 would probably be considered an amazing twist that you'd only see in a socialist scifi magazine in San Fran.
That actually sounds exactly like what science fiction writer from the 1970s and 1980s would expect the future to be like. here's a hint. if its set in a reality show you don't know how futuristic the outside world is. its literally just mutts, gays, and crazies on a reality show being manipulated by a computer. Throw some bullshit about commericalism and you have countless running man meets 2001's Hal segment stories. Its almost the exact thing you'd expect someone to think up after hearing the GOP is shutting down the asylums but coming up next is Chuck Barris' new way to fuck with the american people
the fact that the computer part is a lie and its just random assholes paying $100 would probably be considered an amazing twist that you'd only see in a socialist scifi magazine in San Fran.
that's not true. Burt once he breaks will be unstoppable, They could very easily take Summer wherever
i fucking hate Jet, they need to just let it keep going, i want to see Burt get crazy
he needs to start breaking the cameras.
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I call it a Burt Blast
