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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
fatcock burgerking said:
Of course, I've viewed La'ron very much like Mauro, just big gay nontent, but it's nice having one of the girls be a gay. Would really like to see his queen-outs when it starts getting rough.
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Comparing La'ron to Mauro is way too harsh. Mauro literally did nothing. The guy sat in his bed reading Halo books and slept so much his bedroom cam was nicknamed "the morgue". You can't say the same about La'ron. He is constantly gossiping and talking with the girls. He tries to be part of the show unlike Mauro.
 
Maximilian Rez D'Fault said:
Sam's fault this time, he's the one who wanted the diary read (unless that was Jet's call)
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Jet genuinely cried frustration tears in front of Burt when referencing Luke's expulsion, I'm suspecting there was a genuine row over what to do with Luke for getting handsy with the Jeet
I'd guess Jet wants to do things right while Sam doesn't even have the mind to not smoke cigars for a thing, it's a small miracle he hasn't done boxing in the house already
 
Plasticise said:
For context, after Sam cut Mizzy in a couple days ago to the truth of the show, he told her she should destroy anything incriminating and that her personal belonging's are not safe. She then proceeded to destroy several pages of her diary both by ripping them out and using a black marker to cross out several passages, most likely referencing her suspicions about the show. Payton, showing a higher degree of intelligence than what would be expected of her, held the diary up to a light and was able to read through the blacked out sections, at which point production panicked and told her to stop, return the diary, and then after she returned it, had her steal it back again and told her to only read the non blacked out parts, which was all boring drivel, possibly on purpose from Mizzy's part as after she censored her journal she spent alot of time writing in it possibly just adding boring stuff and lies.

Mizzy crashed out in her bed after learning her diary was stolen, immediately suspected Payton, went up in the mail room and looked down on Payton and asked aloud i wonder why she looks so sad, went down to presumably confront her, but was interrupted by production moving them all upstairs for the presidential debate.
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People are missing this specific context over and over again in Sneedchat and elsewhere - Mizzy is acting and this was very deliberate on her part and is possibly the smartest thing she has done all show since being put onto it when she visited the basement.

Viewers are being tricked by this performance.
 
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Why does this man dress like a shonen anime character at 38?
 
popnloch ness monster said:
Jet genuinely cried frustration tears if front of Burt when referencing Luke's expulsion, I'm suspecting there was a genuine row over what to do with Luke for getting handsy with the Jeet
I'd guess Jet wants to do things right while Sam doesn't even have the mind to not smoke cigars for a thing, it's a small miracle he hasn't done boxing in the house already
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I could see either Sam or Jet making this call but reading the diary isn't even a big deal. Even on normal reality shows this isn't something unthinkable. Its that bitch mizzy's fault for bringing a diary for some retarded reason and payton's for breaking down and not playing the game.
 
BingBongDingDong said:
i remember during season 2 during a Sam rage fit he was bitching about how the money wasnt even motivating them and it didnt make sense to him. I think were seeing the culmination of two seasons of fish leaving early regardless of the offer of cash.
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Ironically, I think that the inefficacy of money as a motivator in previous seasons was largely due to the autism of the fish. They were autists and NEETs, money has less sway over such people. This group of turbonormies seems far more greed motivated.

Also, this current dramabomb regarding the diary has resulted in one of S3s funniest moments so far, when TTS sent Alex running into B2 from the confessional while Alexis was two-facedly comforting Mizzy about the stolen diary. It was exhorted that B2 "needed his help."

Ted tried to stop him, but a series of messages told him not to listen to Ted, and that his help was urgently needed. When he got in there, he was letting the girls talk until the TTS instructed him "talk, don't listen" and he then launched into a rambling and pointless monologue about the other happenings in the house until Mizzy left.
 
Normies are made of soft shit oml

We need some oil rig retards in this house, they survive anything
 
CNS said:
I could see either Sam or Jet making this call but reading the diary isn't even a big deal. Even on normal reality shows this isn't something unthinkable. Its that bitch mizzy's fault for bringing a diary for some retarded reason.
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the diary shit is immaterial and incidental in my estimation, it's the insanity of the election goofshow today that turned a lot of people flaky and started compounding all the personal crises and doubts people were silently going through
 
flamboyant cuttlefish said:
Ironically, I think that the inefficacy of money as a motivator in previous seasons was largely due to the autism of the fish.
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Money as a motivator actually does not perform as well as most people assume it does.

More specifically, for every standard deviation increase in reward, intrinsic motivation for interesting tasks decreases by about 25%. When rewards are tangible and foreseeable (if subjects know in advance how much extra money they will receive) intrinsic motivation decreases by 36%. (Importantly, some have argued that for uninteresting tasks extrinsic rewards — like money — actually increase motivation. See, for instance, a meta-analysis by Judy Cameron and colleagues.) Deci et al’s conclusion was that “strategies that focus primarily on the use of extrinsic rewards do, indeed, run a serious risk of diminishing rather than promoting intrinsic motivation”
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In short, it can motivate people but it is not a magic ticket that forces people to give a shit.
 
Ted has no table manners - or manners anywhere anytime at all.

What a little bitch he's being to "Josie."
 
Burt has been sleeping all day and quickly figured out that the women are upset about the stolen diary.

Simbol thinks they are upset about the election.
 
Ted slammed the door as he left the penthouse because "Josie" told him to leave three times.

Now he just burped loudly. What a little bitch.
 
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