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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
TardTech said:
I wish someone clipped this whole thing with mizzys diary and peytroons breakdown. I was busy arguing with my mom about welfare usage by race
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Which part do you want, like the original time she told her? I clipped a lot of it but they were sprawled across like 4 rooms crying. Also it's VERY repetitive. Attention seeking tears, lot's of zoomer/millennial therapy phrases being thrown around, more tears for like 1-2 hours.
 
popnloch ness monster said:
the diary shit is immaterial and incidental in my estimation, it's the insanity of the election goofshow today that turned a lot of people flaky and started compounding all the personal crises and doubts people were silently going through
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I only tuned in at the end of today but from what I've seen the election doesn't seem to be effecting them much. I don't see why it would have a big effect either.
 
The longer I look at Simbal, the more dysgenic I find his face. If you glance at him, he's just a jeet. But if you stare as he's on camera, he's more hideous than your average poo.

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Swamp_Donkey said:

Money as a motivator actually does not perform as well as most people assume it does snip
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I don't want to overly derail the thread, but I think they are saying that monetary compensation decreases *intrinsic* motivation, not that it doesn't work as a motivator. Meaning if you are already motivated to do something, and are also getting paid to do it, the extrinsic (eg financial) motivation will replace part of your natural intrinsic motivation rather than just stacking with it. Most people don't have much intrinsic motivation to live in the Fishtank Torture House, so I think that money would likely motivate them just fine.

As for happenings in the house, Ted apparently refered to computer as "TTS" so it seems like he may already know the score. If his entire loathsome character is an act, that would be an Oscar-worthy performance. Jet has posted messages asking if they should kick him for saying "the R word"
 
Ted's stock is down the shitter. At this point I would be happy if Ted, Simbal, La'Ron, Payton, Mizzy, and Alexis all ended up eliminated. Burt, Alex, Binx, and Smack for the final four. Now that will never happen since the bog witches of Mizzy and Alexis need to stay to constantly scheme.
 
CNS said:
I only tuned in at the end of today but from what I've seen the election doesn't seem to be effecting them much. I don't see why it would have a big effect either.
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In season 1 the election stuff completely sucked at first but it ended up leading to complete chaos and anarchy when Vance started breaking the rules, production couldn't do anything to stop him, and then everyone else followed suit.
 
flamboyant cuttlefish said:
I don't want to overly derail the thread, but I think they are saying that monetary compensation decreases *intrinsic* motivation, not that it doesn't work as a motivator. Meaning if you are already motivated to do something, and are also getting paid to do it, the extrinsic (eg financial) motivation will replace part of your natural intrinsic motivation rather than just stacking with it. Most people don't have much intrinsic motivation to live in the Fishtank Torture House, so I think that money would likely motivate them just fine.

As for happenings in the house, Ted apparently refered to computer as "TTS" so it seems like he may already know the score. If his entire loathsome character is an act, that would be an Oscar-worthy performance.
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Just using "TTS" wouldn't be that bad since that's what it would be even if the "computer" was real. The more telling part was cutting off mid sentence and saying "oops".
 
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Halloween23 said:
In season 1 the election stuff completely sucked at first but it ended up leading to complete chaos and anarchy when Vance started breaking the rules, production couldn't do anything to stop him, and then everyone else followed suit.
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Oh yeah overall it will matter but to me it doesn't seem like a big point of stress for the fish at this moment
The Man With No Name said:
The longer I look at Simbal, the more dysgenic I find his face. If you glance at him, he's just a jeet. But if you stare as he's on camera, he's more hideous than your average poo.

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Fuck, all these losers (besides Burt) are trying to out trauma each other. One bitch gets a diary read and acts like she was raped. The bitch who stole it somehow bends it like she's the victim. The black fag who's done nothing besides, eat, sleep and gossip is some how traumatized by what's going on.

Also the women and the two fags have this manipulative way of eaves dropping. Whenever someone is having a private drama in a room, they'll knock on the door, invite themselves in and stand in the doorway and say "OMG I'm just here to check on U sweetie" and then extract whatever information they can get and take off. Even if there's other people in a room having a private conversation, the others are so petty and worried they all just invite themselves in because they're worried someone might be talking about them.

Also Ted is a complete passive aggressive spastic and I can't wait to see him get beaten down.
 
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TTD (Total Ted Death)

edit: i feel like the house has relaxed from earlier, i was 95% sure that larry was packing his shit and going home earlier.

popnloch ness monster said:
weird niggers in costumes gyrating behind a mock election debate while interrupted by text to speech is absurd and dissociative in the context they believe themselves to be in, it's not even good footage for what they believe the thing to be
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are you sure it was not from sam ensuring them that the 200+lb confirmed shitzo gay nigger was not a threat. and that they did not need to worry about him(as they where scheming against him)

the election seems like something i could see on a goofy show, not that it helps though, but it seemed like everyone was vibing with the dancers though
 
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Wait mizzy is what, in her 30s, has a diary, and brought it on to a reality show and then has a meltdown when it gets read? Are people actually this socially retarded?
 
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