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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
I don't see why it would have a big effect either.
ok, let me explain then
weird niggers in costumes gyrating behind a mock election debate while interrupted by text to speech is absurd and dissociative in the context they believe themselves to be in, it's not even good footage for what they believe the thing to be
even if they don't notice, their brain did
if you were your sane self in the shoes of a dumbass suspending their disbelief up until that moment, this is the moment you'd stop - and once you stop being busy suspending disbelief, everything else building up in your brain gushes forth, which is why it was easy to predict people who were primed to flake would start to flake
Ted refers to computer as "TTS"
Does he know?
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ninja'd :(
it's been to be known since he contrived the use of some choice meme verbiage, I don't know why people are sleeping on it
What did Ted mean by this?
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People are missing this specific context over and over again in Sneedchat and elsewhere - Mizzy is acting and this was very deliberate on her part and is possibly the smartest thing she has done all show since being put onto it when she visited the basement.

Viewers are being tricked by this performance.

she isnt acting, shes a shit actress, shes just a histrionic narcissist
 
Ted's stock is down the shitter. At this point I would be happy if Ted, Simbal, La'Ron, Payton, Mizzy, and Alexis all ended up eliminated. Burt, Alex, Binx, and Smack for the final four. Now that will never happen since the bog witches of Mizzy and Alexis need to stay to constantly scheme.
Mizzy was explicitly told to get rid of anything she didn't want read. If all this was an act, she should win. If she's actually upset she's the dumbest contestant there's ever been.
 
Didn't see it posted earlier in the thread so here's Peyton and her double chin's reaction to the computer's "hands-on" comment about Simbal (he is very touchy with the girls but no one has brought it up so far).

 
Mizzy was explicitly told to get rid of anything she didn't want read. If all this was an act, she should win. If she's actually upset she's the dumbest contestant there's ever been.
Shes alone crying in her room and shes the worst actress I've ever seen in any other context, no way this isn't real.
 
Shes alone crying in her room and shes the worst actress I've ever seen in any other context, no way this isn't real.
she already stated to binx the other day when she cried over luke that it was fake crying for audience sympathy
This was before she knew it was 24 hour live streamed but was after she knew it was being filmed
 
Shes alone crying in her room and shes the worst actress I've ever seen in any other context, no way this isn't real.
The people who are insisting Mizzy is making a big brain play by being "fake upset" have not been paying enough attention to Mizzy. She is perpetually a victim, and she vocalizes it constantly. She demands others repeatedly validate her emotions when something bad happens, long past the time that she should have it handled. It's what makes her so unlikeable, even to the other fish. She was already expressing that she feels like she's not "in" with the penthouse group - which is true (see 1:30AM gorl talk post below) and this diary event confirmed her fears. She also knows the show is live, so it's the betrayal combined with knowing that whatever was read out loud is already online.

I genuinely believe you guys give her too much credit. She's literally just Miserable Mizzy.
~1:30AM (Daylight savings) Gorl talk update: Alexis is leading the charge on shit talking Mizzy to the penthouse group. She told everyone about Mizzy's secret snack stash. They are pinning her as a serious threat in the house. La'ron calls Mizzy "beautiful" - Alexis corrects him, "but, like on the outside" (implying she thinks Mizzy has an ugly personality)

**UPDATE: Alexis is pinning the candy theft on MIZZY. Reminder, Alexis and La'ron stole the candy.

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Wait mizzy is what, in her 30s, has a diary, and brought it on to a reality show and then has a meltdown when it gets read? Are people actually this socially retarded?
It was the most mundane basic bitch shit like "I want to go jet sking more and I went to eat chicken wings with my mum"
Keeping a journal has a lot of benefits. It can keep you on track and organize your thoughts so that you can focus better. She fucked up by thinking that it would be private. If she was serious about it and it wasn’t part of her aesthetic, either she would be extremely protective of it, she would have never have brought it in the first place, or she wouldnt give a fuck if someone read it.

Mizzy and Alexis were just in B2, they've left since I started writing this comment. Alexis mentioned how much she missed her kid, and how upsetting everything was, how it was starting to get to her. I see Sam and Jet’s vision, but they may have miscalculated these people’s willingness to see this all through.
 
The people who are insisting Mizzy is making a big brain play by being "fake upset" have not been paying enough attention to Mizzy. She is perpetually a victim, and she vocalizes it constantly. It's what makes her unlikeable, even to the other fish. She was already expressing that she feels like she's not "in" with the penthouse group - which is true (see 1:30AM gorl talk post below) and this diary event confirmed her fears. She also knows the show is live, so it's the betrayal combined with knowing that whatever was read out loud is already online. And finally, there's no reason she would need to "fake cry" for several hours, just crying in front of Payton once would have been enough.


she isnt going to stop talking about this for days and will get mad when anyone changes the subject, just like the candy
 
she isnt going to stop talking about this for days and will get mad when anyone changes the subject, just like the candy
I wanted to like her, after she figured it out first and took the red pill, but keee-RIST she is insufferable and will NOT let anything go. Sam even told her to take anything incriminating out of her diary because it was guaranteed to be stolen, and she did that, knowing it was going to be stolen. I don't think she's "acting", she's genuinely being a drama queen about it.
 
I wanted to like her, after she figured it out first and took the red pill, but keee-RIST she is insufferable and will NOT let anything go. Sam even told her to take anything incriminating out of her diary because it was guaranteed to be stolen, and she did that, knowing it was going to be stolen. I don't think she's "acting", she's genuinely being a drama queen about it.

Yeah she's being such an unbearable twat atm that I feel bad for fuckin' Simbal for christ's sake. She's grilling him for not joining in the circlejerk pity party. "My stuff got stolen and read to the world and all you care about is drinking champagne and getting drunk." Kinda wish she heard all the private conversations where they all think she's a cunt for being nasty to Payton about it.
 
Did Laron tell any of the fish that he also got assigned a mission? (steal people's clothes)
Did any of the other fish get a mission? Or was it just Ron and Payton?
Mizzy said something about the missions all being a distraction so that Payton could target her, and her being stuck in a room doing nothing because of the missions. I wasn't watching earlier when they were assigned but that it made it sound like they all had some sort of mission and hers kept her in one room. But I could be misreading it.
 
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