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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
CNS said:
Mizzy said something about the missions all being a distraction so that Payton could target her, and her being stuck in a room doing nothing because of the missions. I wasn't watching earlier when they were assigned but that it made it sound like they all had some sort of mission and hers kept her in one room. But I could be misreading it.
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the missions were assigned days ago and they told her to steal any diary
 
So ted has to know he's on fishtank, there's no way you guiltily cut yourself off after saying TTS like you shouldn't have said that. The computer really is text to speech, if he has just said "The TTS AI voice" it would have been completely innocent.
 
Cemetery Support said:
Keeping a journal has a lot of benefits. It can keep you on track and organize your thoughts so that you can focus better. She fucked up by thinking that it would be private. If she was serious about it and it wasn’t part of her aesthetic, either she would be extremely protective of it, she would have never have brought it in the first place, or she wouldnt give a fuck if someone read it.

Mizzy and Alexis were just in B2, they've left since I started writing this comment. Alexis mentioned how much she missed her kid, and how upsetting everything was, how it was starting to get to her. I see Sam and Jet’s vision, but they may have miscalculated these people’s willingness to see this all through.
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There's a difference between a journal and a diary. I seriously doubt her writings had any substance beyond recounting her shallow emotions and insecurities, like the excerpts troon read.


Autistic Integrity said:
PAYTON'S MIZZY JOURNAL SAGA
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did she dump it? is it in her pants in the den?
MISSY SEARCHING HIGH AND LOW FOR IT
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they're sitting next to each other in the den
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diary saga ended with payton crying to gaynigger then crying to mizzy and giving it back
not sure if there will be any repurcussions
they're both crying, mizzy opens up the diary and wants her to tell her everything that was read
this is so stupid.
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Domesticated Tomboy said:
The people who are insisting Mizzy is making a big brain play by being "fake upset" have not been paying enough attention to Mizzy. She is perpetually a victim, and she vocalizes it constantly. She demands others repeatedly validate her emotions when something bad happens, long past the time that she should have it handled.
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They arent mutually exclusive. Shes a cunt, shes admitted she knows how to fake cry, and knows doing that will get her what she wants, people will kowtow to crocodile tears. Shes not smart, she is acting, but I believe she probably is upset that someone read her diary and stole shit from her, because shes the exact type of person to place a lot of value on how much of a 'good person' they are, and play that element up. So when someone slights her or doesnt like her its a deep personal offense.
 
Norstein Bekkler said:
Did any of the other fish get a mission? Or was it just Ron and Payton?
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A couple days ago Sam gave Payton the mission to steal someones diary and read it and Ron the mission to steal someones clothes and hide them so they can't find them (the longer the better). At some point today, Ron apparently said he wouldn't do his mission so Sam gave his mission to Mizzy instead. She's already been moving peoples clothes around. Those are the only missions that I know of.
 
AH yes... the catwalk, the room where you have to use YARD PTS to listen
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Cemetery Support said:
Mizzy and Alexis were just in B2, they've left since I started writing this comment. Alexis mentioned how much she missed her kid, and how upsetting everything was, how it was starting to get to her. I see Sam and Jet’s vision, but they may have miscalculated these people’s willingness to see this all through.
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They made a mistake when they allowed the fish to "trauma bond" over one shared enemy (Luke) for several days, and then dropped him while failing to break up the rest up. If they started petty drama between the fag & hag sooner, we would have seen weaker bonds and greater willingness to do "missions" against one another. Maybe could have kept Luke in by giving him the excuse of missions to lean on.

Instead, It's a Gay Show™ where the fish cry and hugbox for hours at a time. And will likely leave together as a group once someone with enough social pull finally folds.

*edit* Just in time. Jet it up!
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Domesticated Tomboy said:
They made a mistake when they allowed the fish to "trauma bond" over one shared enemy (Luke) for several days, and then dropped him while failing to break up the rest up. If they started petty drama between the fag & hag sooner, we would have seen weaker bonds and greater willingness to do "missions" against one another. Maybe could have kept Luke in by giving him the excuse of missions to lean on.

Instead, It's a Gay Show™ where the fish cry and hugbox for hours at a time. And will likely leave together as a group once someone with enough social pull finally folds.
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Its going to be Alex, the indian and maybe Binx alone together eventually. They're the only ones who care enough to not quit with the rest of the group after the first gay guy alert sound effect.
 
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