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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Burt is crying :(
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The fish become more and more distressed the longer the show goes on.
They're too close.
They've been nothing. but friendly.
The only time they've successfully alienated and punished someone was Luke.
 
S.C.U.D. said:
It should be noted in this very thread and/or site chat, Kiwis were calling Ted as a mole from day 1 or 2 when he used the phrase "this joint" which nobody fucking uses unless they're referencing that FT skit. I wasn't 100% sure but I was REALLY fucking suspicious when he said that and I made my thoughts known. The wiggers only figured it out when Ted said "TTS" last night.
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Mushroom King said:
is there any definitive evidence of why Ted was apparently kicked or best guess?
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Never forget that on day 1 Alex said "there was another show just before this one in the woods", and "i expected us to be outside more", claimed that he looked up everything about the show that he could find before coming on, says he got an email from a fishtank email at one point (same as binx), and when asked by Sam said he knows nothing about fishtank. ive been sus of him since day 1. People more generally seem to agree that binx is hip to it (she is an IRL streamer who follows ice piss), but she is a more go with the flow person and does not seem to want to compromise the show. Dumbgay also knows both Ted and La'ron. I would think Ted was kicked mostly for his annoying personailty, and his constant calling out and belittling the TTS's and being an irony bro constantly. Its gay to constantly do the who is the insider thing but it appears that they probably stacked the cast with aware people just to keep it on track longer for the normies on the cast. Something that the black guy from BB said when fishtank reached out to him (the message is somewhere in the thread), was they wanted someone with reality show experience who could "steer the show" which seems to be the role luke kinda filled, but it makes sense that had more than 1 i guess what could be "vibe setters"
I also just remembered that only Halloween binx insisted on being painted as a green goblin. You could probably find like 10 more things but its kinda redundant at this point. Burt is all we need!
 
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TardTech said:
Burt is crying and babbling in the loft about his future rapemeat being gone.
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Once all the men have dropped out he's going to make the women dress up in the guys' left behind clothes and pretend they're dudes. It'll be like Cloverfield Lane but cooler.
 
Mushroom King said:
I can see the video of Ted being removed from Famous House on Sam Hyde's shoulder and obviously the wrist shit is fake, is there any definitive evidence of why Ted was apparently kicked or best guess? The fans hated him. Was it because he was a do-nothing?

I read on twitter just now that someone says,

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He did indeed refer to computer as TTS as well as made some skit refrences to fishtank/mde stuff though rarely. Presently there's a poll on when to let Ted back on the show. Not sure if they will or not though.
 
Plasticise said:
Never forget that on day 1 Alex said "there was another show just before this one in the woods", claimed that he looked up everything about the show that he could find before coming on, says he got an email from a fishtank email at one point (same as binx), and when asked by Sam said he knows nothing about fishtank. ive been sus of him since day 1. People more generally seem to agree that binx is hip to it (she is an IRL streamer who follows ice piss), but she is a more go with the flow person and does not seem to want to compromise the show. Dumbgay also knows both Ted and La'ron. I would think Ted was kicked mostly for his annoying personailty, and his constant calling out and belittling the TTS's and being an irony bro constantly. Its gay to constantly do the who is the insider thing but it appears that they probably stacked the cast with aware people just to keep it on track longer for the normies on the cast.
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You could sit Alex down and look him dead in the eye and explain the entire premise and events of season 1 and 2 and he would not understand any of it at all and ask you what that has to do with Famous House
 
Halloween23 said:
At this point the show is nothing but a gay nigger jerking off and a bunch of histrionic women complaining with no end in sight.
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By "gay nigger jerking off" do you mean the funniest Fish of the season and the main person driving content in the house? The show is dead without Bert.
 
S.C.U.D. said:
Mizzy, Binx and Alex are huddled up in the corner crying.
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Everyone bawling their eyes out about a dude being kicked "put in a hospital" (and they met him 9 DAYS AGO) is one of the most pathetic displays I've seen on this show yet. It's so absurd it starts to be funny again.

I'll give leeway to Burt here, because he actually is mentally ill.
 
I hope they tell everyone they're going to "unplug" (kill) the AI and shortly after that they play one of those AI SFX that sounds like a woman screaming while being murdered.
I want it to be really traumatic that this AI is being put down
 
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