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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
foam rolla said:
I found it funny last night how she was screaming at the Pajeet because he didn't check in on her after her diary or was aware what went on with it and was trying to trip him up on the tiniest detail despite it not being his concern.

Then on the flip side, Sam and Jet tell her that she's been caught out threatening the show and tell her what she said and where and when she said it while also having it on film. But she'll flat out deny it, tell them they're mistaken and constantly back peddle. This fuggly mutt will constantly try and manipulate the other contestants that they're not catering to her feelings or checking in on her and then when they give her a reason or a rebuttal, she'll move the goalpost to catch them out on something. Unfortunately, then remaining men on this show are either simps, mentally ill or fag hags and for some reason will cater to a frumpy slam pig like her. Luke would of been the only hope for a male to laugh at her and tell her to fuck off.

Also. any guy simping on any girl in this show is fucked in the head. They collected a bunch of beat, 30+ holes with personality disorders. Even Binx is a crater face walking red flag.
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I mean she didn't straight up threaten anything at any point (that I'm aware of). The fact that she talked about knowing about the show and not telling anyone could be a veiled threat but it could also just be her being upset that they fucked with her even though she thought of herself as being an inside man.
 
Computer suggesting Simbal kissing Burt for inclusivity damn near made me spit out my drink.
 
Teddy's socials, courtesy of the discord
https://www.youtube.com/@iwishiwasadeadboy Theres some skating videos on here
https://x.com/T3dT3d/ This has years worth of xeets but it looks dead now
https://www.instagram.com/teddy_jet50/ sadly private
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Character said:
I mean she didn't straight up threaten anything at any point (that I'm aware of). The fact that she talked about knowing about the show and not telling anyone could be a veiled threat but it could also just be her being upset that they fucked with her even though she thought of herself as being an inside man.
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During the talk with Ben she said something to the effect of "What did you want me to do, tell them?" I didn't catch what she said to Sam.
 
This whole Mizzy thing is totally Sam's incompetence.

You can't get a normie, show them it's all a joke, then also get mad when they don't voluntarily ridicule themselves.

Mizzy is a dumb bitch but Sam and crew are retarded. He always tries to gaslight, sees its not effective then immediately pulls the rug.
 
jenna raiding said:
Teddy's socials, courtesy of the discord
https://www.youtube.com/@iwishiwasadeadboy Theres some skating videos on here
https://x.com/T3dT3d/ This has years worth of xeets but it looks dead now
https://www.instagram.com/teddy_jet50/ sadly private
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Theres another insta linked on his twitter, https://www.instagram.com/yddet_/
That one is not private, although nothing from what looks like the last 6 years, probably nuked everything from before going on the show
 
S.C.U.D. said:
Mizzy, Binx and Alex are huddled up in the corner crying.
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So, I'm a complete fishtank casual, can somebody help me out here with why every time I peek in on people hanging out in a house they're always huddled into the corners or sleeping on the floor in the same room as a bed like a bunch of retards? I'm missing something, and I've always just been passingly curious as a non-watcher.
 
DickMain said:
So, I'm a complete fishtank casual, can somebody help me out here with why every time I peek in on people hanging out in a house they're always huddled into the corners or sleeping on the floor in the same room as a bed like a bunch of retards? I'm missing something, and I've always just been passingly curious as a non-watcher.
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Liberal normies, they are the kind of people that use "triggered" unironically, multiple times a day to describe events around the house and how they affect them, multiple have claimed they now have PTSD from a guy banging pots and pans. Makes for good television! All the men are also homosexual or bi-sexual, and two of the 5 women are lesbians. One of the men got kicked today, and the house estrogen levels actually went down. Its a gay show!
 
Binx and Alex B's scene was actual kino. I don't think Burt's crew can top that.

Ok Burt's acting was also on point.
 
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SKITS ROUND 2

rigged af. sorry theres some red dead music in the background
 
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