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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
neger psykolog said:
Alex Stein seems like the most sensible option and someone who can be subtle and ask interesting questions and get people talking without being a sperg.
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Stein was in Washington DC last night, I'm pretty sure. He hopped on the KC Livestream and mentioned doing a bunch of election related stuff, said he was "going to the capitol" iirc.
 
Sicko Hunter said:
Completely agree with you guys about Symbal. Every Fishtank season needs an antagonist and he plays the role perfectly. If Jeet leaves the show loses a critical element and probably will not recover.
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If they brought back Luke as far as the fish would be concerned he would 110% be the antagonist of the story.
The only people who have given pause to calling him "crazy" for escorting symbal out was Alex, Binx, and Ian. Jeets more hateable for being molesty and egotistic/manipulative but they can still pull off someone else as an antagonist.
At this rate with Laron's reaction some might paint Alex as the bad guy. I could see Smack going along with that happily.
 
For the love of allah please tell me someone's going to have full recordings of both B1 and B2 doing the loudness challenge, this shit deserves a full Gerogerigegege style "retards screaming over a drum machine" mix

EDIT: Add B3 too holy shit it has full crossbleed of the other rooms and TTS harassing Space Movie 1992
 
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BingBongDingDong said:
Hot take: wifi signal is one of the better contestants. He is a catalyst for quite a lot of content and isn't just in there to do hug tank. He constantly talks down to female contestants, and invades their personal space lol. For the men he causes ego clashes that seem to end more frequently than not in a volatile manner. Hopefully some other dead weight fishes get kicked before he does because there are so many others just there
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La'Ron Sneed the Nigger Faggot is the best choice for removal, he adds nothing while being a whiny bitch and trying to shut down Alex. Burt, Wifi & Alex should be protected to the last 6.
 
BruceOfHeem said:
La'Ron Sneed the Nigger Faggot is the best choice for removal, he adds nothing while being a whiny bitch and trying to shut down Alex. Burt, Wifi & Alex should be protected to the last 6.
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He tries to manage everyone's friendships like a control freak faggot, even after Sam's heart to heart about how it'll be easy to forgive each other after the show. Sam may have made a promise to get Mizzie out with Alexis, but this nigger def has to go asap.
 
The political compass test with La'Ron is very funny, with what feels like every other question devolving into a "How would you feel if you hadn't eaten breakfast?" hypothetical.
 
millais said:
The political compass test with La'Ron is very funny, with what feels like every other question devolving into a "How would you feel if you hadn't eaten breakfast?" hypothetical.
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He answered everything from his own perspective as opposed to politically, which basically makes him a right*id.
 
Haven't checked in since election night. Have they told them about the election? It would be fucking hilarious if they told them that Kamala won and Trump was arrested for the next month
 
Merry said:
Haven't checked in since election night. Have they told them about the election? It would be fucking hilarious if they told them that Kamala won and Trump was arrested for the next month
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I think someone sent a TTS saying kamala flipped florida. don't know how much more they've heard
 
El Duce said:
He tries to manage everyone's friendships like a control freak faggot, even after Sam's heart to heart about how it'll be easy to forgive each other after the show. Sam may have made a promise to get Mizzie out with Alexis, but this nigger def has to go asap.
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It's the same problem as S2 with Brian where a single contestant is dictating too much of the game. Though instead of a bunch of shut-ins desperate to please someone with a modicum of confidence, this time it's because most of the women in the house are desperate to have a non-threatening, gay, black man friend. As awful as she is at least Mizzy seems to be immune to that siren song.
 
so they are going all in on hell house now, the facade is hard to keep up after boosting the jeet with sfx
 
This nigger word controversy has produced kino of the purest form. Alex breaking down onto his hands and knees in relief when G says they will not be airing footage of his saying the n word 🤣🤣🤣🤣
 
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