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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Simbal's living his rape escape fantasy right now in B2, found Binx under a bed in her pink wig hahaha.

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Simbal pulled one of Binx's flags on red light and got knocked out of the game. It's down to Payton, Binx and MONKEY KANG!

Binx is hiding under the stairs ready to strike!

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MONKEY KANG WON AGAINST PAYTON! But Binx is still downstairs! BINX WON!
 
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i have been listing to alex sperg out non stop to the new freeloader for like 15min in b2 and this nigga is everything jimmy wishes he was, he has been begging for jobe to give him any info he can about the show, and telling him how the girls have been running the show.
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i think the fact that these guys are bad actors is only adding to the gaslight about the show.
 
Nevermore Fish said:
Why does Binx have pink hair? Did she bring wigs along for the show and randomly decided today was the day?
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Not sure why she specifically put the wig on today, but with hair dye colors like blue, it's really difficult to keep your hair as vibrantly pigmented as Binx's is unless you're just not washing it. They typically only make those kinds of colors in semi-permanent dyes that last like a half dozen washes/a few weeks before they start really fading out. If she were washing it every day, it would be a greenish teal by now, especially considering how dark her roots are (meaning she'd have to have bleached the shit out of her natural hair to get that bold of a blue color in the first place).

The wig(s?) are possibly a stopgap to keep from washing it as long as she can. I know she mentioned last night she was happy she didn't have to wash it for another day, and I've seen her wearing a shower cap before she showers multiple times. She probably brought a shit ton of dry shampoo with her to keep it from looking greasy when it's unwashed.

But she also mentioned day 1 or 2 that she was told she got picked for the show because they wanted a 'cosplayer'. So she might have brought cosplay wigs with her and is just having fun with them.
 
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foam rolla said:
Probably the people giving me negative stickers are upset because they started having homosexual thoughts about Jobe when she walked into Famous House. Then I come along and shatter their fantasy by revealing they've been jerking off to an ugly woman with top surgery.
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Why are so many spergs doing transvestigations on the fish this season?
 

found this today.

I'm gonna post my thoughts on everyone as of posting.

Mizzy - I don't think she's as dumb as she acts..she should be able to adapt to hell house. I hope she figures out a way to get back at the fake hoes.

Smaack - I think there is a small chance that she could persevere through hell house. She's had a rough life. It just depends on whether she worked through the issues that came from it. If she's the type that expects everyone to walk on eggshells around her because she's fragile then she's fucked.

Alexis is going to get the biggest slap to reality out of anyone there. She is the definition of narcissistic personality disorder. I don't think she will make it.

Alex im low-key rooting for. Bros got the craziest bitch wife at home, just lost his dad. He's annoying as hell but he's not nearly as stupid as jon. He's definitely not 160 iq though lmfao

Larons this season's dumbgay, he's kinda funny, starts shit, the SJW shit is dumb though.

Binx is the female plant,

Burt I'm genuinely concerned about. The reason he talks the way he does is because of the changes the disease causes to the brain it's actually VERY impressive that his cognitive function is as quick as it is while medicated, and you can tell he is medicated because while his thoughts are quick, they make actual sense if you listen to him babble to himself. If burt was able to keep his monologue to himself and just pace he wouldn't even come off as schizo, just autistic lol. I hope he can handle it. If not they really shouldnt fuck with him unless sam is around because bro is huge.

Payton just follows alexis..

Fuck wifi signal.
 
Smaack is now the 4th most endorsed fish in the house, with ~100 endorsements more than her closest competitor, 5th place Mizzy. Jobe is somehow already just behind Mizzy with 624 endorsements.

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