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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Alexis is crying because she misses her kid, which she abandoned to come on a reality television show.

Production sent Signal and now Mizzy in, presumably because that clique hates them and they want to see a reaction.
It's really fucking disgusting attention-whoring on all parts. I'm appalled. They did throw the pajeet outta the room though so that's good
 
Smaack - I think there is a small chance that she could persevere through hell house. She's had a rough life. It just depends on whether she worked through the issues that came from it. If she's the type that expects everyone to walk on eggshells around her because she's fragile then she's fucked.

She couldn't handle Burt talking about his rape/murder fantasies earlier. She went and locked herself in the bathroom or something because she was triggered, and then came back later and chastised him that he needs to be more mindful not to say things like that around her because "that was [her] life".
 
I spend the vast majority of my fishtank time ignoring the women, but i like smack the best.

Same. She seems like a genuinely nice and fun person when she's not being a hyper leftist buzzkill. She jumped up a bit ago and turned down the volume on the B3 speakers when they started playing mariachi music during Alexis' pity party. Ben came up and yelled at her lol.
 
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Took me until Digest came out to realize this, but apparently they changed polls to be one vote per user, to be "more accurate to the audience's opinions, and less sensitive to whale action". It took them 3.75 fucking seasons to realize they should probably consider changing it?
 
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Took me until Digest came out to realize this, but apparently they changed polls to be one vote per user, to be "more accurate to the audience's opinions, and less sensitive to whale action". It took them 3.75 fucking seasons to realize they should probably consider changing it?
This is bullshit, because one of the mission things has always been "use ten tokens/coins/whatever the fuck" to sway a vote. People are always begging in the chat for tokens to complete that quest, is that going to be off the table now?
 
Mizzy : Annoying fucking ego victim complex, makes every single thing about her. Just today during the flag football tag, she got buttmad they "ganged up on her" and when she lost the challenge and went into the jail with the other fish, she immediately started directing the conversation about her victimhood. "Did you hear how they were all yelling at me?" and later, "Just so pussy to gang up on someone like that." Like please shut the FUCK up. I hope she lasts longer so she gets made fun of.

Payton: I actually like Payton because she is the fish out of water (lol). Her normalcy makes every situation she is put in more funny. Just some random 19 year old girl riding out the crazy shit going on. With her gone, it is just weirdos and plants. Also she is pretty when she doesn't tone down her looks, the transvestigation on her is ridiculous at this point, but I could eat my words.

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Smaack: Weird and fake quirky to the point of being grating. She likes to chime in and speak to people like toddlers, and soft condescend on ethics like with the N word situation. Just reminds me of the evil hippy girls I knew growing up. Also this part of her comes out often :


Simbal is funny as the "villain" of the show. Sam was hyping him up last week to be more of a bad boy. Sam also stated to Smaack that he believes Simbal is a "hollow person" and wants to see how far the self serving nature goes with him. How many more days will it take for the white guilt to erode and for all the women to outright bully him for his behavior?

Connor(Conner?) and Job(e) are awesome. But there is still no straight male powerhouse to disrupt all the gay passive aggressive energy in the house.
 
Just giving an update on the night so far. Connor hassled Alexis to the point of hysterics. People are wondering, if she's leaving or not because she packed her bags. I didn't catch the argument start but she was shouting at him and telling him to 'just get out' along with every petty white girl card you can imagine. A funny part was them calling him a pussy because he didn't skate. Connor said only girls skate (thinking about rollerskates) and saying that "I couldn't do it anyway. I'd do something stupid like breaking my wrists." (Reminder: Production said ted broke his wrists skating and had to go to the hospital. Connor does not know who ted is. ) Every girl in the room instantly jumped on his ass screaming until they decided another room was better to conspire to vote him out next. All the girls were united under the flag of 'I fucking hate Luk- I mean Connor!' until.... the unspeakable happened...
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That's right. Burt told prince the AI said the N word. Prince went nuts and told everyone 1 on 1 about it. This led to Smack finding out about it and talking to Burt in confessional about it. Burt doesn't seem to care but it's a HUGE deal to the only people who care. Smack says she's gonna 'educate production' about this issue, Prince says this is UNACCEPTABLE then calls simbal a midget. Classy. All the drama came to a standstill because of a scary word, but don't worry! Binx is bringing it back because she told the bitchtank that 'connor touched my leg'. This is MUCH WORSE than simbal's groping because uh... well connor is bad! I'll skip ahead a bit but it evolved to Prince telling Alex that Connor felt up Binx's ass which is a huge leap.
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Alex jumped all over him and Alexis joined in too. It ended with Connor apologizing to Binx and Binx saying 'you just touched my leg it's fine'. Some fun parts were when Simbal stroked binx's head to try and calm her like some sort of animal while connor was apologizing?? and alex burst in the door after everyone left to go "You tell me if he fucking does shit like that EVER again!!!" then storming out. As of right now Simbal is lecturing Connor on asking CONSENT from a woman before touching a woman EVER!! No pecking!! No hugging!! no touching!! you always ask for the consent sir. Meanwhile every single other contestant is standing behind him trying not to laugh at the irony. Peak
 
No saar, you cannot be touching without consent. You touch these females I will facking kill you ok? I am lion!

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Really? Awesome? To me they are both pretty mediocre. Conner is the stereotypical jock bro dickhead and Conner is just a nerd.
I might just like the weird boring people because they stand out so much amongst the reality wannabes. But Conner doesn't mesh with anyone and they all are pissed that he randomly just showed up. Him being a gay porn ex cop is too weird and his odd ass vibes make me laugh. Jobe has been making everyone laugh by being super slow and "chill" tonight after drinking.
 
I didn't catch it but seems like wifi got a long lecture about his various consent accidents. He kissed mizzie's cheek without asking right after bitching out connor and instantly turned the house against him instead. Very impressive.
 
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