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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Norstein Bekkler said:
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Real talk tho, considering her upbringing, financial status, and the fact that she smokes cigarettes (a total faux pas in 'classy' leftist circles) I'd bet Smaack has more experience with junkies than just about anyone in the tank besides Alex. I'd bet if they pushed her she could get ratchet af (but only as long as she thinks no one is watching).
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If they let anyone go out of the goodness of their hearts before shit goes hellhouse, it should be Peyton. It feels weird for her to be there, being 19 and perfectly normie and not unlikeable, tbh.
 
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Terfmaster9000 said:
If they let anyone go out of the goodness of their hearts before shit goes hellhouse, it should be Peyton. It feels weird for her to be there, being 19 and perfectly normie and not unlikeable, tbh.
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She's broken down into tears multiple times at night and isn't cunty like Smack is. I'd feel bad for her, not so much Smack but maybe productions more worried about her from a liability perspective maybe, otherwise I really don't know why they'd care about her.

BingBongDingDong said:
No way in hell is she resilient, any time something slightly bothers her she goes full lefty nag mode. She saw a plushie and said it was triggering her lol.
Her faux quirkiness combined with her lefty nagging makes her insufferable. The simping for her is insane, how jet and co find the most mid bitches that you dorks fawn over will never not perplex me
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I really don't get how she has any simps, her quirky facade gets inevitably grating. Coupled with her bullshit I really grew to hate her. After Luke removed the jeet from the room she was telling people how she bets he beats women, etc. Smack went from semi-likable to the worst woman in the house. Peyton I have some sympathy for since she's young, dumb, and to normie for this all.
 
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Is production allowed to undermine the vote completely, and lie to the fish about it? I know there are certain laws about "game shows" but Fish Tank hardly feels like a game show to me.

I think it would be hilarious if it were a banana republic and no matter how the fish voted they got the shit fish out
 
LowlyPheasent said:
She's broken down into tears multiple times at night and isn't cunty like Smack is. I'd feel bad for her, not so much Smack but maybe productions more worried about her from a liability perspective maybe, otherwise I really don't know why they'd care about her.
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No way anyone should get out out of goodness of hearts, if they want to leave they are free to do so but NO get out of jail card!
 
skrod said:
I absolutely love how this season you have a couple of people actually trying to strategize and play the social game (Alex B, Simbal, and Binx). Framing it as a traditional reality show and casting people who knowingly go into that genre (social game) but aren't aware of how fishtank works (contrived bullshit) has helped this greatly.
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This only happens when they let the fish influence the eliminations with votes. This never happened in prior seasons, even when they were provided a chance to vote a fish off during S2 they had an option between Brian and CK, the fish knew Brian was absolutely not on the table because of the early fish die-off and voted CK. This state of affairs only works with the fish not getting blue balled into a state of demoralization. There was modest attempts to work "the game" in prior seasons but it was largely pointless since they had no real way to eject Letty and any attempt to eject TJ or Shinji as far back as day 8-14 via chip thefts before rent was viciously rebuked by production.
 
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Every stream just went down. Even the main site doesn't stream. FUCK YOU JET!!!

Edit (one minute later): We are so fucking back! I LOVE YOU JET!!!
 
I think they should have distributed more famous-bucks to create a greater incentive for them staying. I hope they don't just all leave once they switch to Hell-House mode
 
Guys, is it possible La'Ron is a plant and is just playing up his character? Didn't we get a tweet earlier that some Season 2 cast members met Ted and La'Ron before S3 started?

La'Ron could be a friend of Duanye and was invited to be on the show and play up his gayness. He has some content moments but mostly hangs in the back and lays down a lot like Ted was doing, trying to be inconspicuous.

La'Ron also makes Sam break character a lot, like when he told everyone to stop gassing up Burt, when Jeremy G was hanging in the kitchen with them. Sam said "Stop guys. La'Ron knows what I'm talking about" while fighting back laughter. It seemed like it was a shared "this is fucking crazy I can't believe we are doing this" moment between them out of character.

La'Ron also made Sam completely break when he told everyone he was a 3rd generation baby psychic. That is extremely funny on its own, but Sam has tanked worse and stayed in character. I am speculating it was the surprise factor that La'Ron pulled that backstory out of his ass.

La'Ron is also playing up a lot of the drama, getting involved in the N word stuff to make it worse, and forming a gay alliance with the girls but is very passive.

Just a theory but it would explain some things I have seen.
 
TheCuntler said:
I think they should have distributed more famous-bucks to create a greater incentive for them staying. I hope they don't just all leave once they switch to Hell-House mode
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They may all be in debt but I'd have give them all at least 5 or 6 famous-bucks. Season 1 was 500 dollars for a fishbuck if I remember right and that was still not enough to keep some contestants on.
 
Mizzy has to build a table with no help. I think it's a running joke to make a woman build something every season now. Letty had to build one during bloodgames and we all know how well that went. Mizzy though, How's her skills with a saw?
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Letty could NEVER.
 
Meowstery said:
Mizzy has to build a table with no help. I think it's a running joke to make a woman build something every season now. Letty had to build one during bloodgames and we all know how well that went. Mizzy though, How's her skills with a saw?
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Letty could NEVER.
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Just a little reminder:


I'm really looking forward to the rugpull tonight.
 
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