🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
Foster said:
This the woman who pulled Smaack from the show
she changed her pfp 5 minutes ago
after her first phone call didnt work she called again with "several" of smaacks friends
she's a huge lib
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It's all coming together. Alexis and Sneed noticed Smaack left her earrings but all her other belongings are gone. Very odd too that all the pictures with Smaack were taken off the fridge (she wanted them as souvenirs). Sneed is now worried they're 'disappearing' people, which was an idea planted in his head by Alex. Alex mentioned how weird it is that Ian had 30~ seconds to leave the house once he was eliminated and that "it's like they're killing us dog.." so now Sneed is packing his bags in case he has to book it before he leaves in the morning.
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Right now jet has the chance to do the funniest thing ever. Send in the sharks. Send in the scary, intimidating men in suits and masks.
 
Man, Alex is like the best parts of Jon and Jimmy combined. Content, potential violence, but not as retarded and mush mouthed.

Also, this is my OTP. Miss Piggy can go hang herself if she ever finds a big enough rope (impossible)
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They're being shown pictures from season 1 and 2 and bloodgames. The reveal is happening.
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Sneed is now terrified that they're seeing the previous victims and murder houses, not helped by Alex talking about the 'murder shack in the woods I saw on the way in'. Keep in mind the season 2 house looks beat to fuck, so 'murder scene' is believable.
 
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I have something to say: Fuck you.

I don't think Smaack would have stayed on the show once the reveal happened but she at least deserved the opportunity to make that choice herself. At the crux of social justice and their bullshit is their inability to let supposedly unheard voices SPEAK FOR THEMSELVES. I didn't get to hear her drone on about the N-word or whatever else but I don't inherently hate her for it: that was why she was on the show. She was meant to fill that niche on this reality TV show supposedly airing on Hulu, so her being there makes sense. I admire the reason she chose to leave based on how it was framed to her but fuck this absolute cunt for robbing Smaack of the ability to make her own fucking choices. ESPECIALLY with that much money on the table.

This wasn't about Smaack's safety, this wasn't about Smaack's mental fortitude, this wasn't about Smaack at all: this was probably about her and her jealous ass being gleeful that she could undermine an achievement of her half-sister's and feel hecking valid for it. She has undermined Smaack's capabilities to suss out a situation and manipulated her with a falsehood in regards to her fucking safety for no other reason than RACIST MAN SAY RACIST THINGS as the cover up. She will relish in Smaack's sadness over hat the show actually was and likely strangulate her with the thought that Smaack has indirectly helped spread The Bad™️ in the world through this experience.

It's no fucking wonder Smaack loved Jennette McCurdy's book, I'm Glad My Mom Died, so much. I have no idea about her mother but her sister is a narcissistic asshole with a superiority inferiority complex and Smaack is going to white-skin guilt herself into misery over this if this cunt gets her way, I'm sure.

This is so fucking unfair. Again, I do not think Smaack would want a part in this but at least give her the chance to say it herself with the full truth in her hands. Stripping people of their agency in such a backhanded way really pisses me off.

I'm going to miss Smaack Attack. Thanks for squeaking on by.
 
General happening update: the fish are currently being shown a slideshow of images from previous FT seasons, including one with "Vance, but with more hair."
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