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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
Binx came into B3 to talk to LaRon, Peyton, and Alexis. She's trying to gas them up, along with all of the TTS. Staff is only allowing positive things through into B3, only stuff that encourages the three of them.

Burt shows up for a moment. Alexis tells him that "TTS isn't talking about you." He asks "should I leave?" and Alexis says "yes". He holds his hands up and walks off.

Edit: Binx is still referring to TTS as "computer" and asking it questions. TTS just told these four that Vance was indeed a finalist on S1 and that Fishtank "takes care of the contestants".
 
I love that burt seems the most understanding and has freaked out the least out of any fish.
He knew everything was not what it seems.

I like the "This is reality, this is reality, this is reality, this is reality" TTS, alexis keeps yelling back "THIS IS NOT REALITY THIS IS FUCKED UP WHAT IS GOING ON"
I want the SFX
 
It is unbelievable that this whole time they thought they were on a high budget production showcased to the entirety of Hulu, and not one of these slobs could be bothered to clean their bedrooms

If they came on with the expectation of Fishtank chaos sure, but no
 
Enjoyed Alexis visibly questioning whether or not she should throw back some vodka, and then doing it anyway.
 
It is unbelievable that this whole time they thought they were on a high budget production showcased to the entirety of Hulu, and not one of these slobs could be bothered to clean their bedrooms

If they came on with the expectation of Fishtank chaos sure, but no
THANK YOU. These niggers are such fucking children.
 
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Sam reveals they aren't on Famous House...
They're on FAMOUS NEIGHBORHOOD.


Just Kidding, It's Fishtank and everyones just retarded.

Peyton somehow was still hung up on the famous neighborhood thing. She might actually be retarded.
 

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I wanted Burt to think that Josie was real so he'd keep doing crazy shit.
The fish are starting to melt down over the reveal that they're being live streamed and their original show was fake, or if the reveal itself was fake. The camera kept cutting to La'Ron, who was disassociating in the bunk
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Some of the girls came in to update him and he's demanding to the camera that production brings him his phone
I liked Binx: "FUCK. How do I pick between fatty and furry?" (referring to clans)

Alexis and Payton kept implying they were trafficked.

Also, Payton will be the most likely to leave - La'Ron and Alexis love attention too much.
 
The crying and bitching in B3 from LaRon/Peyton/Alexis has mostly stopped. The TTS is working to gas them up, explaining what the show is, and that yes, $50K and being relatively famous is still on the table, it just is called "Fishtank" instead. They are all, so far, relatively okay with the situation and no longer literally crying and whining. All but LaRon seems to be a bit excited about this -- LaRon has been dead silent the entire time.

A TTS just mentioned "we've seen Burt jerking off for two weeks". The girls all laugh.

Edit: "Burt jerks off a lot. Like a lot. At least seven times so far."
 
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burts getting a pump in

tts: "its a gay show"
alex: "IF ITS A GAY SHOW WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING HERE? IM A WHITE HETEROSEXUAL MALE!"
 
This payoff has already been way better than anything in the first 2 main seasons. God I hope they all stay, especially Bort

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Binx and TTS are encouraging Payton and Alexis about how this is actually great. Right after laron was seething and trying to get everyone to leave. laron is silent leaning on payton now, seething. TTS is gassing up everyone except for laron is getting ones like "why haven't you made a move on burt"

Binx is loving it. She is cheering and reacting to all the TTS, while everyone else is being silent.
 
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