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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Burts morning schizobabbles:
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Burt is asking TTS about 'other plot twists' and babbling about the male-centric products again.
I'm pretty sure he will continue thinking its a queer gay male dating show even after it ends.
Jobe has weird name.
He is SURE he saw Connor in a gay porno or hooked up with him.
Feels betrayed by Alex not telling him he was cast for fish tank.
Requests audience to send him a new microwave to make popcorn in. Holy fuck he really does not know.
Requests customized cat/feline/wolf plushie.
 
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Burt is asking TTS about 'other plot twists' and babbling about male-centric products again.
I'm pretty sure he will continue thinking its a queer gay male dating show even after it ends.
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He just cant understand, Sam literally explained everything to him in the most direct possible way Sam could and then even Mizzy did as good a job as the attention demon could to try explain then a hour later Burt is back bringing up dude wipes and asking who is actually queer.
He is so perfect for this season.
 
The schizo delusions are now fully ingrained in Burt no matter how much is explained to him, he'll be going crazy about this even after the show ends because that's just what it's like being a schizophrenic.
 

Just so happened to see this on my YouTube front page. I watch this channel a lot for Sam clips. (Dollar Stream)
This video unfortunately skips what I think was the most important and entertaining part of the reveal, when the wiggers brought out the TV to show the Famous House Hulu fakeout into a silent montage of stills from prior seasons. The fish watching it enraptured, trying to figure out what it meant, was insane to watch.
 
This video unfortunately skips what I think was the most important and entertaining part of the reveal, when the wiggers brought out the TV to show the Famous House Hulu fakeout into a silent montage of stills from prior seasons. The fish watching it enraptured, trying to figure out what it meant, was insane to watch.
Oh boy the pure bewilderment of them, priceless reactions, taking out notebooks trying to connect the dots, pure cinema!
 

Dunno if I am late and gay but I just realized that the dance Burt busts out a lot is the god damn nihilists running with scissors from the dream in the big lebwoski.


 
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Lebron and G seem to be chill
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I love this. As soon as the environment stops encouraging outrage over the n-word it just dissipates like it was never anything at all. It is very encouraging to be honest.

Partly this is why Smaack probably needed to go, she catalyzed the outrage on words and was perhaps too obstinent, it prevents people from moving on from it, makes them ruminate, and fail to move past it at all. Not to say there isn't a Smaack that adapts well to the new environment either, I just find it less likely given how much she became the fulcrum of outrage about people saying nigger in the tank.
 
I love this. As soon as the environment stops encouraging outrage over the n-word it just dissipates like it was never anything at all. It is very encouraging to be honest.

Partly this is why Smaack probably needed to go, she catalyzed the outrage on words and was perhaps too obstinent, it prevents people from moving on from it, makes them ruminate, and fail to move past it at all. Not to say there isn't a Smaack that adapts well to the new environment either, I just find it less likely given how much she became the fulcrum of outrage about people saying nigger in the tank.
She never even had a chance, it ain't fair. Fuck whoever snitched to her sister.

Leron was the one who made a big fuckin deal out of it.
 
She never even had a chance, it ain't fair. Fuck whoever snitched to her sister.

Leron was the one who made a big fuckin deal out of it.

The worst part about Smaack leaving imo is that she was taken out her bubble for once in her life and got to see people who she would normally think were evil are actually not. And now she is being dropped right back in that bubble without the chance to ruminate on what happened.
 
Jobe is explaining Burt what cocomelon is because it was on one of the plushies labels.

"Oh its like a meme."
"Whats a meme? Those are those images with text on them right?"

Burt is to innocent for this show
 
I haven't been actively watching, but I gotta say I am impressed tha tthey managed to pull of the transition and were willing to take that risk (from Sam Hyde's twitter it basically implied they were going into uncharted territory and might lose all their contestants because of this).
 
@Marche @foam rolla
Counting how often the gay Black guy jerks off and reporting it itt is already gay enough.
If you have to post a GIF, WebP, or video of the gay Black guy jerking off, do the straight people a favor and put it behind a spoiler.

Thank you.
If you seriously care this much about Burt jerking off, either report it and move on or get the fuck out of this thread
 
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