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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
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Sam is going to have to spend all night in there until Burt is out.
 
Simbal ripped off the head of Burt's fish in that scuffle btw. And Burt still never let go. The grip strength of a dude who goons 4 hours a day is impressive indeed.
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Simbal knocked out Binx
 
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Zeftax said:
I think his BBL scar was already posted, but he also has a scar under his shoulders (symmetrical under the other shoulder too, but I couldn't get a good pic of both). Are all his muscles fake?
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After watching him shirtless in the cell, the "muscle" under those shoulder scars looks solid and moves weirdly like an implant under his skin. It doesn't look like a muscle at all to me.
 
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"this is a dog cremation necklace..its very special to me.. it was given to me by g"
chat is this true?

alex feels like hes grinding down and coping a little bit. hes obviously tired as shit, needs sleep.
 
bookers said:
Alex saying he lost a family heirloom rolex in the house lol
or some shit like that idk. sam stared at him and was like "...you brought a rolex in this house!?"

.... now alex is saying maybe he didnt bring it.
lol
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funniest part is alex thought he was doing some survival in the woods game. why the fuck would he bring a rolex and expensive sunglasses?
 
vena kirov said:
After watching him shirtless in the cell, the "muscle" under those shoulder scars looks solid and moves weirdly like an implant under his skin. It doesn't look like a muscle at all to me.
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Its Vladi Bby said:
I don't know about all that.. but he is not very strong I don't think. His lifts were shit and the form was off.
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He has HGH gut, so I assume he has no endurance whatsoever. HGH (and most other roids) destroy your heart if you're not careful. In fact, look at Sam. He has HGH gut and shitty endurance too.
 
Its Vladi Bby said:
I don't know about all that.. but he is not very strong I don't think. His lifts were shit and the form was off.
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Simbal beat him in arm wrestling. His muscles are all for looks. He's admitted he was a gigantic nerd that got bullied in school and decided to rebrand himself (with his presumably considerable income) in the pursuit of being 'hot' in the last few years. Now I'm starting to wonder if part of that $500k debt he has (that he attributed to mortgage and a "business loan") doesn't include a sizeable financing of cosmetic surgeries.
 
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