🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[Norstein Bekkler]

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It's like the final battle between Paul Atriedes and Feyd Rautha Harkonnen. Lisan al ghaib!

One day you're in a mansion with a bunch of normie broads fighting over diaries, the next you're locked in a room for over 24 hours, fighting basically a cage match with a stinky Indian dude with a dead fish in your other hand. The 180 is unreal.

 

[Agares]

One day you're in a mansion with a bunch of normie broads fighting over diaries, the next you're locked in a room for over 24 hours, fighting basically a cage match with a stinky Indian dude with a dead fish in your other hand. The 180 is unreal.

They're too invested to quit now. I don't think they'll ever top the hell house reveal after this season.

 

[Its Vladi Bby]

Simbal beat him in arm wrestling. His muscles are all for looks. He's admitted he was a gigantic nerd that got bullied in school and decided to rebrand himself (with his presumably considerable income) in the pursuit of being 'hot' in the last few years. Now I'm starting to wonder if part of that $500k debt he has (that he attributed to mortgage and a "business loan") doesn't include a sizeable financing of cosmetic surgeries.
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Never saw that! Makes sense. His push-ups were terrible too, never seen someone look like that who couldn't do a proper pushup

 

[Doseferatu]

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It's like the final battle between Paul Atriedes and Feyd Rautha Harkonnen. Lisan al ghaib!

"I shall bend like a reed in the wind ... I've had a lot of practice in bending in wind." - Once Burt has reliquinshed the sword to Jeet.

 

[Agares]

Never saw that! Makes sense. His push-ups were terrible too, never seen someone look like that who couldn't do a proper pushup

So Burt is the average manosphere forum user?

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Just tuned in tonight I did not expect the Indian to make it to the final two wow. Bert I knew would be in the finale for sure but Symbal? Impressive.

 

[Siento Siendo Riendo]

Who's going to win?

 

[Agares]

Jeet might win this because Burt is weakened by his hours of excessive cleaning and his socks making him slippery.

 

[vena kirov]

Burt had to turn his fish around because the bones were sticking out.

 

[Its Vladi Bby]

Why is this shit black and white? Some Neptunian twist I didn't pick up on?

 

[Autistic Integrity]

Why is this shit black and white? Some Neptunian twist I didn't pick up on?

its dark in there this is night vision

I hope someone is recording this shit that isn't lagging mine freezes so often i can't capture

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Jeet might win this because Burt is weakened by his hours of excessive cleaning and his socks making him slippery.

He's also only had ~1 hour of sleep in the last >26 hours.

 

[Smegward]

they are trying to get into eachother's heads now. i think burt implied that he could kill him.

 

[Agares]

At this rate Burt's fish is gonna fall apart until there's nothing left for him to hold on to.

 

[Smegward]

burt's freaky round gut is pulsating. the worms are about to burst out any second now.

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

I have more respect for the pajeet after this. I think he's gonna win.

 

[Agares]

burt's freaky round gut is pulsating. the worms are about to burst out any second now.

That's when he gets diving intervention from grandfather Nurgle.

Doesn't matter now. Burt's fish fell apart and Sam called it. TOTAL JEET VICTORY!

 

[Doseferatu]

Burt may have lost, but he also won - he made Jeet question his masculinity and his sexuality.

 

[Its Vladi Bby]

Burt was considering locking in an armbar... based. Somehow... it was a great cell

 

[Agares]

Vance better get paid extra for filming this shit up close.