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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
At the moment there are only 6 fish left. Two, Binx and Simbal, have immunity.
This leaves 4 up for elimination:
Alex
Burt
Mizzy
Payton

Payton is probably next to go unless they draw out the next elimination for another week or so (which they should, IMO). She's the only one that doesn't have any real alliances with the rest of the fish. Which is a shame because now that she's not just hiding in a corner behind Lexi, she's actually pretty cool.

There's a possibility of a tie if:
2 fish get 3 votes each
3 fish get 2 votes each
2 fish get 2 votes each and the remaining 2 get 1 each

It could potentially get messy because the only universally unliked fish has immunity. Burt is possibly at risk because the other fish go back and forth on considering him a liability depending on how useful he is to them at the moment.
 
At the moment there are only 6 fish left. Two, Binx and Simbal, have immunity.
This leaves 4 up for elimination:
Alex
Burt
Mizzy
Payton

Payton is probably next to go unless they draw out the next elimination for another week or so (which they should, IMO). She's the only one that doesn't have any real alliances with the rest of the fish. Which is a shame because now that she's not just hiding in a corner behind Lexi, she's actually pretty cool.

There's a possibility of a tie if:
2 fish get 3 votes each
3 fish get 2 votes each
2 fish get 2 votes each and the remaining 2 get 1 each

It could potentially get messy because the only universally unliked fish has immunity. Burt is potentially at risk because the other fish go back and forth on considering a liability depending on how useful he is to them at the moment.
Peyton's probably the next to go because she developed a personality too little, too late.
 
their shits all fucked and they are hugging plushies like toddlers. look at the contrast between payton and the other two.
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their shits all fucked and they are hugging plushies like toddlers.
Like your shit wouldn't be fucked up if you were stuck in a bedroom with no toilet, constant TTS trolling and Sam Hyde and friends fucking with you for literal hours.
 
At the moment there are only 6 fish left. Two, Binx and Simbal, have immunity.
This leaves 4 up for elimination:
Alex
Burt
Mizzy
Payton

Payton is probably next to go unless they draw out the next elimination for another week or so (which they should, IMO). She's the only one that doesn't have any real alliances with the rest of the fish. Which is a shame because now that she's not just hiding in a corner behind Lexi, she's actually pretty cool.

There's a possibility of a tie if:
2 fish get 3 votes each
3 fish get 2 votes each
2 fish get 2 votes each and the remaining 2 get 1 each

It could potentially get messy because the only universally unliked fish has immunity. Burt is possibly at risk because the other fish go back and forth on considering him a liability depending on how useful he is to them at the moment.
hopefully democratic eliminations are gone
 
They should definitely push back the next elimination. La'Ron removing himself so recently should be a mitigating factor.
 
First Sunday evening I've ever spent watching a gay black and an Indian manlet tussle in a room filled with trash over the corpses of dead fish and I must say, I hope it isn't the last. This must be what life on the continent is like.
 
She's more sane than Summer by a country mile. She doesn't strike me as a BPD.

Yeah, honestly she's been one of the most stable contestants for all that's happened so far. AFAIK the only things that really shook her up were Ted leaving and someone bringing up her mom that died literally right before she came on the show. Chat's all in a tizzy about her showing her "true colors" in the cell, but tbh I ain't about to fault a 120lb broad that's been locked in a room for 26 hours, while on her period, for being a bitch and hiding behind her friendly BLACK URBAN RIPPED TRAINER when she's about to be manhandled by a pussy vulture jeet holding a dead fish.

If anything, she strikes me as the type of girl that got extremely distressed about turning 30, and is having a semi-midlife crisis by trying to be an edgy e-girl streamer. Not to PL, but my ex did the same exact shit.

Binx said she held an office administration job before she started streaming, and said she's going back to it if her streaming career doesn't take off after this. Not defending or condemning her either way on that, and FWIW I think she's cool for the most part, but she definitely tries to court the audience and it's hard to gauge how much of it is her being real and her being edgy e-girl (definitely don't think any of it is BPD though). She just told production to turn up the TTS volume because she couldn't hear the slurs the "beautiful chat members" were sending.

 
Yeah, honestly she's been one of the most stable contestants for all that's happened so far. AFAIK the only things that really shook her up were Ted leaving and someone bringing up her mom that died literally right before she came on the show. Chat's all in a tizzy about her showing her "true colors" in the cell, but tbh I ain't about to fault a 120lb broad that's been locked in a room for 26 hours, while on her period, for being a bitch and hiding behind her friendly BLACK URBAN RIPPED TRAINER when she's about to be manhandled by a pussy vulture jeet holding a dead fish.

If anything, she strikes me as the type of girl that got extremely distressed about turning 30, and is having a semi-midlife crisis by trying to be an edgy e-girl streamer. Not to PL, but my ex did the same exact shit.

Binx said she held an office administration job before she started streaming, and said she's going back to it if her streaming career doesn't take off after this. Not defending or condemning her either way on that, and FWIW I think she's cool for the most part, but she definitely tries to court the audience and it's hard to gauge how much of it is her being real and her being edgy e-girl (definitely don't think any of it is BPD though). She just told production to turn up the TTS volume because she couldn't hear the slurs the "beautiful chat members" were sending.

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dude she tried getting in his head. it was vile.
 
TTS: Connor fuck marry kill Simbal, Burt, Alex
Connor: Fuck b- Fuck Simbal, Marry Burt, cause hes genuine, and kill Alex, cause he talks too much
 
even if she was doesn't that get better with age? sort of like autism where they just learn through life experience to be more normal.
It can, but not always. Case in point: Jessica Anne Boyle, KingcobraJFS' ex GF.

 
Haha Jobe said "What's the point in being a nuclear superpower if you have 70 million people shitting in the street" wrt India. Based!
 
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