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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Norstein Bekkler said:
We're two weeks in and we've already lost half the cast with another elimination looming, and production lost their plant to facilitate the facade of "Famous House" like 4 days in.
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Classic fish tank :story:

A thought occurred to me: when Burt was going through the worst of paranoia precell he started cleaning the room to calm himself. In the cell he started doing it again and it seems like a calming technique he uses. It's probably why he started to spaz so hard
 
Halloween23 said:
Yeah the gay porn star who jerks off 10 times a day and has pedo code words in his social media is a wholesome chungus.
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I don't think a single person in this thread has ever described Bert as wholesome. You've just created a weird strawman in your head of Bert fans. As for "pedo code words" is this some schizophrenic /tv/ faggotry you read and took as gospel because you hate him?
 
JUST 32 years? Maybe 32 years into menopause.
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They are about to start Drunk POS challenge. Peyton cannot drink and therefore will be "The Medic" receiving 1 fishbuck. If someone dies she does not get the fishbuck.
 
Burt doesn't drink so they gave him the Bouncer role which is the medic role but for Burt. It makes sense given his popularity and relative instability. Binx is complaining that she didn't get a similar exception.
 
stupid question but outside of TTS why couldn't all these challenges have been done during the FamousTank part of the show? like reality shows give retarded challenges all the time. Donald Trump literally had people selling lemonade every fucking season. most of the tasks they do would have easily fit in the other theme. also its the halfway point and we're going to be back down to 5 assholes. meaning only 2 more will be taken away in the last 3 weeks meaning friend tank!
 
Get the rope Macaulay! said:
stupid question but outside of TTS why couldn't all these challenges have been done during the FamousTank part of the show? like reality shows give retarded challenges all the time. Donald Trump literally had people selling lemonade every fucking season. most of the tasks they do would have easily fit in the other theme. also its the halfway point and we're going to be back down to 5 assholes. meaning only 2 more will be taken away in the last 3 weeks meaning friend tank!
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The Famous House facade was falling apart anyway. The contestants were aware that Production's stories weren't adding up and some of them (mainly L'Ron and Payton) were getting legit scared by the gaslighting. So they called it and told them the truth in order to keep the contestants from leaving.
 
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