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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
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And in true Mizzy fashion she shows up to make him feel bad about it
 
Agares said:
He's the type who sees racism around every corner so no surprise there.
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On the first day when Alex introduced himself and said he has monkeys, you could see Sneed react quickly like he thought maybe a racism had occured.

He immediately went, "Excuse me?!"

It my opinion, it didn't sound like he was shocked someone had an exotic pet. His reaction was different than everyone else's as well.

In another thread, another user told a personal story about how he (the farmer) and someone else were in a store discussing what to bring to a BBQ or something. He said, "should we get watermelon?" Right then some black lady's head snapped around, like she was on such a high alert with such a sensitivity to racism, that even mentioning watermelon would get her attention.

That reminds me of The Ron.
 
Chongqing said:
On the first day when Alex introduced himself and said he has monkeys, you could see Sneed react quickly like he thought maybe a racism had occured.

He immediately went, "Excuse me?!"

It my opinion, it didn't sound like he was shocked someone had an exotic pet. His reaction was different than everyone else's as well.

In another thread, another user told a personal story about how he (the farmer) and someone else were in a store discussing what to bring to a BBQ or something. He said, "should we get watermelon?" Right then some black lady's head snapped around, like she was on such a high alert with such a sensitivity to racism, that even mentioning watermelon would get her attention.

That reminds me of The Ron.
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The woke schizophrenia epidemic is real and not talked about enough, sadly.
 
Agares said:
Alex has a good chance of winning this challenge. He's finally in his element tonight.
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Either Alex B or Connor. Connor understands the concept better and is naturally kind of brodude obnoxious, but Alex has the natural autism and lack of filter to bring in the win.
 
In an attempt to undoubtedly slam dunk the drunk piece of shit challenge, Connor is angling to fuck Mizzy. Production came into confessional while they were both in there to say that they would turn off the camera in a bedroom. Connor came back into the confessional without Mizzy to mock Mizzy’s cankles and said he was “starting to need ‘it.’”

Say what you will about Mizzy, but that statement alone might single handedly make Connor the biggest piece of shit in the house.

Coincidentally, Simbal has decided to direct his romantic scene in the den, with Binx and Jobe flirting for a scene and Jobe giving Binx a foot massage.

Love is in the air!
 
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Jobe out there making half of Binx's simps jealous.
 
Chongqing said:
On the first day when Alex introduced himself and said he has monkeys, you could see Sneed react quickly like he thought maybe a racism had occured.

He immediately went, "Excuse me?!"

It my opinion, it didn't sound like he was shocked someone had an exotic pet. His reaction was different than everyone else's as well.

In another thread, another user told a personal story about how he (the farmer) and someone else were in a store discussing what to bring to a BBQ or something. He said, "should we get watermelon?" Right then some black lady's head snapped around, like she was on such a high alert with such a sensitivity to racism, that even mentioning watermelon would get her attention.

That reminds me of The Ron.
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My favorite thing to do is fuck with people like that by turning anything they say racist. You're eating watermelon? Cultural appropriating bigot.
 
HexFag said:
The best they can do now is Joshua Block but I think his wrangler got pissed and pulled him from joining Fishtank.
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Think he is in like Germany or something so yea not a chance,
Guess we will be stuck with fatty for 2 weeks again
 
Dumbledore's Onlyfans said:
Either Alex B or Connor. Connor understands the concept better and is naturally kind of brodude obnoxious, but Alex has the natural autism and lack of filter to bring in the win.
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High hopes for Alex but I feel like he's liable to break some rule, it didn't seem like he understood the dry hour/red tape zone and is not listening to anybody lol.
 
emitter said:
Is there a diligent (unemployed) autist out there that has calculated/predicted how much money the show brings in?
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$1.1m for Season 1. $1.3m for S2. $600k roughly for 2.5 and Bitchtank. Zero fucking idea what S3 will look like since they did not have TTS running for days but they're already decently plodding along for that house since 2.5 and Bitchtank were done there.
 
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